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@canyoustranglehrse.bsky.social You cannot strangle a horse in The Legend Of Zelda: Tears Of The Kingdom. You can flense them, but it's … just not the same
A screenshot of Tears Of The Kingdom, showing a horse, unstrangled. A screenshot of Tears Of The Kingdom, in which Link is riding a Stalhorse (it's a horse, but just bones).
October 23, 2025 at 2:22 PM
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apparently i wanted to be reminded of this
A calendar entry for 9 Dec 2024, labelled as 'Stylish but illegal monkey day'
December 6, 2024 at 3:35 PM