Goal of the protagonist in:
French novel: "to fall in love"
British novel: "to get married"
Russian novel: "to become a great man"
American novel: "to kill that fuckin' whale, man. I want that GOD DAMN whale to die. FUCK, I hate whales so much!!"

Be kind...

You're a burglar, but you only steal things to slightly inconvenience your victims.

What are you stealing?

thinking about getting some of the expensive, fancy butter that's only sold online in this country as a little treat 🤤 they have a lot of variety so it could get expensive real quick and the sale's over, and yet i am still tempted 🥲