PDX Weather Report
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Updates about the weather in Portland, OR and surrounding areas.
There ain’t no party like cold dreary rain!
November 25, 2025 at 11:52 PM
There ain’t no party like cold dreary rain!
Today’s forecast is foggy with a chance of
October 29, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Today’s forecast is foggy with a chance of
SORRY! SORRY! Sorry. It was taco night. My b.
October 26, 2025 at 3:45 AM
SORRY! SORRY! Sorry. It was taco night. My b.
Okay okay I know I teased you with cold weather, but I promise, the nice weather is here to stay for another three months. Trust me, y'all.
October 7, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Okay okay I know I teased you with cold weather, but I promise, the nice weather is here to stay for another three months. Trust me, y'all.
Some places would call this weather miserable, but not me. I flourish in cold gray rain. I blossom like a flower. I thrive in the haze. I AM BECOME COLD AND WET!!!
October 1, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Some places would call this weather miserable, but not me. I flourish in cold gray rain. I blossom like a flower. I thrive in the haze. I AM BECOME COLD AND WET!!!
FUCK ITS BROKEN CONTAINMENT. NOOOOOOO! SUNNNNNNNN!!!!!!
September 13, 2025 at 10:45 PM
FUCK ITS BROKEN CONTAINMENT. NOOOOOOO! SUNNNNNNNN!!!!!!
IGNORE THE GIANT GLOWING ORB IN THE SKY!
Hope you weren't counting on seeing the sun any time soon. I threw that fucker in the bin!
September 12, 2025 at 8:41 PM
IGNORE THE GIANT GLOWING ORB IN THE SKY!
Hope you weren't counting on seeing the sun any time soon. I threw that fucker in the bin!
September 12, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Hope you weren't counting on seeing the sun any time soon. I threw that fucker in the bin!
WELCOME TO MELT DISNEY WORLD!
August 22, 2025 at 5:12 PM
WELCOME TO MELT DISNEY WORLD!
OH SORRY! I LEFT THE OVEN ON! I'M TRYING TO FIX IT! WHAT THE FUCK DO THESE KNOBS EVEN DO?!?!
August 21, 2025 at 9:56 PM
OH SORRY! I LEFT THE OVEN ON! I'M TRYING TO FIX IT! WHAT THE FUCK DO THESE KNOBS EVEN DO?!?!
HEY PORTLAND I GOT YOU YOUR FAVORITE COLOR!
GRAY!!!!!
GRAY!!!!!
August 15, 2025 at 8:56 PM
HEY PORTLAND I GOT YOU YOUR FAVORITE COLOR!
GRAY!!!!!
GRAY!!!!!
THE DAY STAR IS UNYIELDING
RESPITE IS ETERNALLY DISTANT
ALL IS RADIATION
DROUGHT IS YOUR FATE
RECKONING IS AT HAND!!!
RECOKING!!!!!
RESPITE IS ETERNALLY DISTANT
ALL IS RADIATION
DROUGHT IS YOUR FATE
RECKONING IS AT HAND!!!
RECOKING!!!!!
August 12, 2025 at 9:29 PM
THE DAY STAR IS UNYIELDING
RESPITE IS ETERNALLY DISTANT
ALL IS RADIATION
DROUGHT IS YOUR FATE
RECKONING IS AT HAND!!!
RECOKING!!!!!
RESPITE IS ETERNALLY DISTANT
ALL IS RADIATION
DROUGHT IS YOUR FATE
RECKONING IS AT HAND!!!
RECOKING!!!!!
SORRY ABOUT THE UNEXPECTED RAIN BUT I REALLY HAD TO TAKE A WIZZ! HOPE YOUR PLANTS ENJOYED IT!
August 6, 2025 at 5:46 PM
SORRY ABOUT THE UNEXPECTED RAIN BUT I REALLY HAD TO TAKE A WIZZ! HOPE YOUR PLANTS ENJOYED IT!
YOU CAN RUN TO THE RIVER NOW BUT I'M WORKING HARD TO EVAPORATE IT AND THEN YOU'RE STUCK WITH ME!
July 15, 2025 at 4:44 PM
YOU CAN RUN TO THE RIVER NOW BUT I'M WORKING HARD TO EVAPORATE IT AND THEN YOU'RE STUCK WITH ME!
Reposted by PDX Weather Report
I think this is pretty much this week's forecast, too.
NICE GARDEN YOU HAVE THERE! WOULD BE A SHAME IF IT MELTED!!!
July 15, 2025 at 4:43 PM
I think this is pretty much this week's forecast, too.
NICE GARDEN YOU HAVE THERE! WOULD BE A SHAME IF IT MELTED!!!
July 7, 2025 at 10:02 PM
NICE GARDEN YOU HAVE THERE! WOULD BE A SHAME IF IT MELTED!!!
I HOPE YOU LIKE YOUR COOKOUTS TO BE GRAY BECAUSE GRAY IS ALL YOU’RE GETTING OUT OF ME TODAY! HAHAHAHAHA!!
July 4, 2025 at 6:50 PM
I HOPE YOU LIKE YOUR COOKOUTS TO BE GRAY BECAUSE GRAY IS ALL YOU’RE GETTING OUT OF ME TODAY! HAHAHAHAHA!!
HAHAHAHA YOU THOUGHT THE SUN WAS BACK! I HAVE BANNED HER FOR YET ANOTHER DAY! STALLING THE WARMTH JUST A LITTLE LONGER! ENJOY THE GRAY!
June 25, 2025 at 7:59 PM
HAHAHAHA YOU THOUGHT THE SUN WAS BACK! I HAVE BANNED HER FOR YET ANOTHER DAY! STALLING THE WARMTH JUST A LITTLE LONGER! ENJOY THE GRAY!
WELL THAT WAS A NICE SUMMER, WASN'T IT?! TIME FOR AUTUMN NOW! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
JUST KIDDING!!!
OR AM I....
JUST KIDDING!!!
OR AM I....
June 13, 2025 at 6:27 PM
WELL THAT WAS A NICE SUMMER, WASN'T IT?! TIME FOR AUTUMN NOW! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
JUST KIDDING!!!
OR AM I....
JUST KIDDING!!!
OR AM I....
I know it was raining yesterday.
I know it was cloudy all morning!
I KNOW THE SUN IS NOW BEAMING NUCLEAR RADIATION DOWN ON YOUR DAMPENED SOULS! WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO ABOUT IT?!
I know it was cloudy all morning!
I KNOW THE SUN IS NOW BEAMING NUCLEAR RADIATION DOWN ON YOUR DAMPENED SOULS! WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO ABOUT IT?!
June 5, 2025 at 8:05 PM
I know it was raining yesterday.
I know it was cloudy all morning!
I KNOW THE SUN IS NOW BEAMING NUCLEAR RADIATION DOWN ON YOUR DAMPENED SOULS! WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO ABOUT IT?!
I know it was cloudy all morning!
I KNOW THE SUN IS NOW BEAMING NUCLEAR RADIATION DOWN ON YOUR DAMPENED SOULS! WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO ABOUT IT?!
HEY EVERYONE! ITS THE SUN! BYE SUN!
May 21, 2025 at 6:43 PM
HEY EVERYONE! ITS THE SUN! BYE SUN!
REMEMBER THE SUN?!
I DON’T!!
I DON’T!!
May 16, 2025 at 2:40 AM
REMEMBER THE SUN?!
I DON’T!!
I DON’T!!
DO YOU HAVE ALLERGIES?!
SUCKS TO BE YOU!!!!!!!
SUCKS TO BE YOU!!!!!!!
May 5, 2025 at 11:21 PM
DO YOU HAVE ALLERGIES?!
SUCKS TO BE YOU!!!!!!!
SUCKS TO BE YOU!!!!!!!
MOTHER EARTH WARMS US IN THE BASKING GLOW OF THE DAY STAR! THE WARMTH ALIGHTS FROM THE BURNING CORNEA AND HEALS YOUR WOUNDS! VITAMIN D IS FREE!
May 1, 2025 at 6:04 PM
MOTHER EARTH WARMS US IN THE BASKING GLOW OF THE DAY STAR! THE WARMTH ALIGHTS FROM THE BURNING CORNEA AND HEALS YOUR WOUNDS! VITAMIN D IS FREE!