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Updates about the weather in Portland, OR and surrounding areas.
There ain’t no party like cold dreary rain!
November 25, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Today’s forecast is foggy with a chance of
October 29, 2025 at 5:45 PM
SORRY! SORRY! Sorry. It was taco night. My b.
October 26, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Okay okay I know I teased you with cold weather, but I promise, the nice weather is here to stay for another three months. Trust me, y'all.
October 7, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Some places would call this weather miserable, but not me. I flourish in cold gray rain. I blossom like a flower. I thrive in the haze. I AM BECOME COLD AND WET!!!
October 1, 2025 at 7:59 PM
FUCK ITS BROKEN CONTAINMENT. NOOOOOOO! SUNNNNNNNN!!!!!!
September 13, 2025 at 10:45 PM
IGNORE THE GIANT GLOWING ORB IN THE SKY!
Hope you weren't counting on seeing the sun any time soon. I threw that fucker in the bin!
September 12, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Hope you weren't counting on seeing the sun any time soon. I threw that fucker in the bin!
September 12, 2025 at 8:41 PM
WELCOME TO MELT DISNEY WORLD!
August 22, 2025 at 5:12 PM
OH SORRY! I LEFT THE OVEN ON! I'M TRYING TO FIX IT! WHAT THE FUCK DO THESE KNOBS EVEN DO?!?!
August 21, 2025 at 9:56 PM
HEY PORTLAND I GOT YOU YOUR FAVORITE COLOR!

GRAY!!!!!
August 15, 2025 at 8:56 PM
THE DAY STAR IS UNYIELDING
RESPITE IS ETERNALLY DISTANT
ALL IS RADIATION
DROUGHT IS YOUR FATE
RECKONING IS AT HAND!!!
RECOKING!!!!!
August 12, 2025 at 9:29 PM
SORRY ABOUT THE UNEXPECTED RAIN BUT I REALLY HAD TO TAKE A WIZZ! HOPE YOUR PLANTS ENJOYED IT!
August 6, 2025 at 5:46 PM
YOU CAN RUN TO THE RIVER NOW BUT I'M WORKING HARD TO EVAPORATE IT AND THEN YOU'RE STUCK WITH ME!
July 15, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Reposted by PDX Weather Report
I think this is pretty much this week's forecast, too.
NICE GARDEN YOU HAVE THERE! WOULD BE A SHAME IF IT MELTED!!!
July 15, 2025 at 4:43 PM
NICE GARDEN YOU HAVE THERE! WOULD BE A SHAME IF IT MELTED!!!
July 7, 2025 at 10:02 PM
I HOPE YOU LIKE YOUR COOKOUTS TO BE GRAY BECAUSE GRAY IS ALL YOU’RE GETTING OUT OF ME TODAY! HAHAHAHAHA!!
July 4, 2025 at 6:50 PM
HAHAHAHA YOU THOUGHT THE SUN WAS BACK! I HAVE BANNED HER FOR YET ANOTHER DAY! STALLING THE WARMTH JUST A LITTLE LONGER! ENJOY THE GRAY!
June 25, 2025 at 7:59 PM
WELL THAT WAS A NICE SUMMER, WASN'T IT?! TIME FOR AUTUMN NOW! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

JUST KIDDING!!!

OR AM I....
June 13, 2025 at 6:27 PM
I know it was raining yesterday.
I know it was cloudy all morning!

I KNOW THE SUN IS NOW BEAMING NUCLEAR RADIATION DOWN ON YOUR DAMPENED SOULS! WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO ABOUT IT?!
June 5, 2025 at 8:05 PM
HEY EVERYONE! ITS THE SUN! BYE SUN!
May 21, 2025 at 6:43 PM
REMEMBER THE SUN?!

I DON’T!!
May 16, 2025 at 2:40 AM
DO YOU HAVE ALLERGIES?!

SUCKS TO BE YOU!!!!!!!
May 5, 2025 at 11:21 PM
MOTHER EARTH WARMS US IN THE BASKING GLOW OF THE DAY STAR! THE WARMTH ALIGHTS FROM THE BURNING CORNEA AND HEALS YOUR WOUNDS! VITAMIN D IS FREE!
May 1, 2025 at 6:04 PM