General Chaos
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Luckily Idgaf about Noam Chomsky.
December 14, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Luckily Idgaf about Noam Chomsky.
I see women say a lot on dating apps that they want an exercise partner. I’m a fairly fit person and I’m not saying I wouldn’t workout with you but that’s not in the top 30 things I’m looking for. It’s weird.
December 14, 2025 at 12:54 AM
I see women say a lot on dating apps that they want an exercise partner. I’m a fairly fit person and I’m not saying I wouldn’t workout with you but that’s not in the top 30 things I’m looking for. It’s weird.
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MAGAZINER: How many veterans have you deported?
NOEM: We haven't deported veterans
MAGAZINER: We are now joined on Zoom by a combat veteran you deported to Korea
NOEM: We haven't deported veterans
MAGAZINER: We are now joined on Zoom by a combat veteran you deported to Korea
December 11, 2025 at 4:22 PM
MAGAZINER: How many veterans have you deported?
NOEM: We haven't deported veterans
MAGAZINER: We are now joined on Zoom by a combat veteran you deported to Korea
NOEM: We haven't deported veterans
MAGAZINER: We are now joined on Zoom by a combat veteran you deported to Korea
How many people saw diddy commit crimes ?
December 11, 2025 at 6:13 PM
How many people saw diddy commit crimes ?
Being obsessed with the birthrate is so fucking weird. I don’t want anyone to die but we don’t need more people. And yes I know it’s mostly about having more white people.
December 11, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Being obsessed with the birthrate is so fucking weird. I don’t want anyone to die but we don’t need more people. And yes I know it’s mostly about having more white people.
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COLLINS: You talk about 15 years of Obamacare. But that also means Republicans have had 15 years to come up with a solution and have not yet done so.
ROGER MARSHALL: I'm not sure what we can say
ROGER MARSHALL: I'm not sure what we can say
December 11, 2025 at 3:04 AM
COLLINS: You talk about 15 years of Obamacare. But that also means Republicans have had 15 years to come up with a solution and have not yet done so.
ROGER MARSHALL: I'm not sure what we can say
ROGER MARSHALL: I'm not sure what we can say
There is no karma. Not in this life. We have to create our own.
December 10, 2025 at 1:26 AM
There is no karma. Not in this life. We have to create our own.
This diddy doc. So many people knew. And he’s so unlikeable in general. I know charismatic people, he’s always been a weird dude.
December 9, 2025 at 3:04 AM
This diddy doc. So many people knew. And he’s so unlikeable in general. I know charismatic people, he’s always been a weird dude.
I like to think I strengthen my married friends relationships by telling them dating horror stories.
December 8, 2025 at 5:16 PM
I like to think I strengthen my married friends relationships by telling them dating horror stories.
I think Tom Cotton is a serial killer. He just has that sick demeanor.
December 7, 2025 at 3:22 PM
I think Tom Cotton is a serial killer. He just has that sick demeanor.
The best thing you can do for the environment is not have kids.
December 7, 2025 at 5:26 AM
The best thing you can do for the environment is not have kids.
Stephen Fulton looks terrible.
December 7, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Stephen Fulton looks terrible.
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WOW! AN HONOR! — GCN
December 6, 2025 at 4:16 AM
WOW! AN HONOR! — GCN
The last frontier on Apple TV really fell off.
December 6, 2025 at 7:31 AM
The last frontier on Apple TV really fell off.
I can’t think of anything less funny than a whole comedy special with Matt Rife doing crowd work but apparently someone at Netflix said yes.
December 6, 2025 at 12:59 AM
I can’t think of anything less funny than a whole comedy special with Matt Rife doing crowd work but apparently someone at Netflix said yes.
I think future generations won’t believe Donald Trump was real. Assuming we have any semblance of intelligent life still, they’ll think he’s like a boogie man.
December 5, 2025 at 11:45 PM
I think future generations won’t believe Donald Trump was real. Assuming we have any semblance of intelligent life still, they’ll think he’s like a boogie man.
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I know Henry Cuellar is in a pretty red area and we can’t spare any members of Congress but why in the world would Hakeem Jeffries publicly praise him getting pardoned ? We pretend Cuellar isn’t one of us. We don’t praise corruption.
December 4, 2025 at 10:40 PM
I know Henry Cuellar is in a pretty red area and we can’t spare any members of Congress but why in the world would Hakeem Jeffries publicly praise him getting pardoned ? We pretend Cuellar isn’t one of us. We don’t praise corruption.
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Here are my awards for the first quarter of this season: www.theringer.com/2025/12/01/n...
NBA First-Quarter Awards: Chaos, Breakouts, and an Obvious MVP
Breaking down every awards race after the first 20-ish games
www.theringer.com
December 1, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Here are my awards for the first quarter of this season: www.theringer.com/2025/12/01/n...
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Stuff the bird with a gourd, peppers, onions, and a little apple cider it might be good over a pit
Dying at the first time Swedish Chef sees Big Bird
November 27, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Stuff the bird with a gourd, peppers, onions, and a little apple cider it might be good over a pit
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My family wants me to promise a pun free Thanksgiving.
I can’t do that. I can’t quit cold Turkey.
I can’t do that. I can’t quit cold Turkey.
November 27, 2025 at 1:27 PM
My family wants me to promise a pun free Thanksgiving.
I can’t do that. I can’t quit cold Turkey.
I can’t do that. I can’t quit cold Turkey.
Fuck Phil Knight
November 26, 2025 at 8:03 AM
Fuck Phil Knight
We’ve gotta make sure we retrieve all the stolen money the Trump family has. Jared and Ivanka don’t get off just cus Daddy does.
November 26, 2025 at 5:00 AM
We’ve gotta make sure we retrieve all the stolen money the Trump family has. Jared and Ivanka don’t get off just cus Daddy does.
When the Warriors get cookin, boy are they good.
November 25, 2025 at 8:07 PM
When the Warriors get cookin, boy are they good.