General Chaos
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General Chaos
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Luckily Idgaf about Noam Chomsky.
December 14, 2025 at 3:43 PM
I see women say a lot on dating apps that they want an exercise partner. I’m a fairly fit person and I’m not saying I wouldn’t workout with you but that’s not in the top 30 things I’m looking for. It’s weird.
December 14, 2025 at 12:54 AM
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MAGAZINER: How many veterans have you deported?

NOEM: We haven't deported veterans

MAGAZINER: We are now joined on Zoom by a combat veteran you deported to Korea
December 11, 2025 at 4:22 PM
How many people saw diddy commit crimes ?
December 11, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Being obsessed with the birthrate is so fucking weird. I don’t want anyone to die but we don’t need more people. And yes I know it’s mostly about having more white people.
December 11, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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COLLINS: You talk about 15 years of Obamacare. But that also means Republicans have had 15 years to come up with a solution and have not yet done so.

ROGER MARSHALL: I'm not sure what we can say
December 11, 2025 at 3:04 AM
There is no karma. Not in this life. We have to create our own.
December 10, 2025 at 1:26 AM
This diddy doc. So many people knew. And he’s so unlikeable in general. I know charismatic people, he’s always been a weird dude.
December 9, 2025 at 3:04 AM
I like to think I strengthen my married friends relationships by telling them dating horror stories.
December 8, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Oh Ravens.
December 8, 2025 at 2:55 AM
I think Tom Cotton is a serial killer. He just has that sick demeanor.
December 7, 2025 at 3:22 PM
The best thing you can do for the environment is not have kids.
December 7, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Stephen Fulton looks terrible.
December 7, 2025 at 4:07 AM
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WOW! AN HONOR! — GCN
December 6, 2025 at 4:16 AM
The last frontier on Apple TV really fell off.
December 6, 2025 at 7:31 AM
I can’t think of anything less funny than a whole comedy special with Matt Rife doing crowd work but apparently someone at Netflix said yes.
December 6, 2025 at 12:59 AM
I think future generations won’t believe Donald Trump was real. Assuming we have any semblance of intelligent life still, they’ll think he’s like a boogie man.
December 5, 2025 at 11:45 PM
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December 4, 2025 at 6:11 PM
I know Henry Cuellar is in a pretty red area and we can’t spare any members of Congress but why in the world would Hakeem Jeffries publicly praise him getting pardoned ? We pretend Cuellar isn’t one of us. We don’t praise corruption.
December 4, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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Here are my awards for the first quarter of this season: www.theringer.com/2025/12/01/n...
NBA First-Quarter Awards: Chaos, Breakouts, and an Obvious MVP
Breaking down every awards race after the first 20-ish games
www.theringer.com
December 1, 2025 at 2:21 PM
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Stuff the bird with a gourd, peppers, onions, and a little apple cider it might be good over a pit
Dying at the first time Swedish Chef sees Big Bird
November 27, 2025 at 10:50 PM
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My family wants me to promise a pun free Thanksgiving.

I can’t do that. I can’t quit cold Turkey.
November 27, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Fuck Phil Knight
November 26, 2025 at 8:03 AM
We’ve gotta make sure we retrieve all the stolen money the Trump family has. Jared and Ivanka don’t get off just cus Daddy does.
November 26, 2025 at 5:00 AM
When the Warriors get cookin, boy are they good.
November 25, 2025 at 8:07 PM