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Breaking: The Darkness Returns

WASHINGTON—With deep unease and outright horror haunting millions of Americans as a great shroud enveloped the land, late-breaking reports confirmed Monday that the darkness had returned. Bystanders f...

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November 3, 2025 at 9:00 PM

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Reporting from “war ravaged” “crime-ridden” Portland, Oregon.

September 27, 2025 at 6:25 PM

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These are the best holiday event improvement ideas I’ve ever read. I’d even volunteer to organize any of these fantastic scenarios.

Portland Mercury @portlandmercury.com · Dec 11

Portland's traditional holiday events are always fun—but everything can be improved, right? The Mercury's Wm. Steven Humphrey has a few ideas that could make these events even better... some of which might be illegal? (That's for the courts to decide.)

Portland’s Top Holiday Events: A Critical Review

[Editor's note: Read all our holly jolly HOLIDAY GUIDE articles here. Looking for a print copy? Good! You can find it in more than 500 spots across Portland with this handy map!] When it comes to holi...

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December 11, 2024 at 10:15 PM

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Minor league hockey is wild. It’s like many sports in one game. Boxing, wrestling, football, gymnastics, ice dancing. And they do crazy weird stuff during the breaks. I’m sure this is common knowledge for hockey people, but it’s my new favorite thing and everyone should know about it.