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Andrew Montgomery 🤷🏼‍♂️🤔🏳️‍🌈🕉️♿️
@pdxasm.bsky.social
This profile is the main facet of my sparkling—yet slightly dull—personality. Pedantic podcaster, media monger, wood whacker, hip herpler, Zen weirdo. Compassion above all, but sufferer of ZERO BS...
“It has been my experience that folks who have no vices have very few virtues."

— Abraham Lincoln
July 5, 2025 at 2:43 PM
It’s a “dino bone” (aka: “beef back rib”) kinda Saturday…
June 7, 2025 at 11:25 PM
So yesterday they started with fat-shaming, then switced over to mental health and disability, all to stick it to the red hats.

Unfollowed. If you can't make your argument without ad hominems, you have really weak rhetorical skills...
May 22, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Feeling pleased and justified to seeing one of my favorite YouTube woodworkers dismissing his most recent notification on his watch with his nose, like I do...

#foureyesfurniture #onenosefurniture
May 4, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Truth in advertising...
April 22, 2025 at 3:51 PM
And then, BANG!

#PDXLIFE #PNW
April 20, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Descensus Christi ad Inferos...
April 19, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Good Friday. This day used to mean a lot to me. Interestingly, it still does in its own way. It's the day that reminds me that the "god of Abraham" is totally willing to throw the one guy willing to walk his talk right the phuq under the bus.

Oh, and I ain't talkin' about Jesse...

#TeamJudas
April 18, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Meanwhile, up on Cripple Creek...
April 17, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Allegedly, supposedly, (assuredly? 🤔)
April 17, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Hanging tape rolls is for losers.

Losers of tape, that is…
March 28, 2025 at 12:29 AM
(ATTRIBUTION: "Musk and Empathy" by Pat Bagley, The Salt Lake Tribune, UT)
March 20, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Gutter poutine & Salisbury steak. Here's to you, Canada. Much love to you from people who don't want to invade you, but merely escape into you...
March 19, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Yaknow, these old metal-based Work Mates are an awkward, finger-munching pain in the ass, but boy are you glad to own one when you need seven hands... #Dis-A-Build #disabled #CanDo #SOB #SonOfASeaBee
March 18, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Working on a keto-ish poor hermano's al pastor...
March 16, 2025 at 10:03 PM
March 12, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Generally pleased... #disabled #dis-a-build #maker
March 9, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Trim work tomorrow, but I'm generally pleased. The dents and warps on the backsplash will be hidden behind magnetic spice shelves, and that seam will be behind a piece of cast iron L channel...
March 7, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Deffo $25 worth of fun...
March 2, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Wasn't Monday. Wasn't Tuesday. Still:

Laissez les bons temps rouler...

#NoLa #WhoDat? #MardiGras2025
February 22, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Terroir...
February 22, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Once again, Nikola Tesla was everything _he_ wants to be seen as, but will never, ever be... #TheRealTesla
February 18, 2025 at 3:07 PM
5hr smoke with cherry wood. Did just fine... #MARDIGRAS2025
February 18, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Fat Tuesday's around the corner. Gotta get my tasso on...
February 17, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Until us white people strap on grownup undies and understand and accept that we rigged the whole entire system to be unfairly biased towards us and against EVERYBODY ELSE, this idea makes no sense.

No, YOU might not have done it, but our culture HAS. Accept it, learn about it, and work to fix it…
February 17, 2025 at 7:03 PM