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Andrew Montgomery 🤷🏼‍♂️🤔🏳️‍🌈🕉️♿️
@pdxasm.bsky.social
This profile is the main facet of my sparkling—yet slightly dull—personality. Pedantic podcaster, media monger, wood whacker, hip herpler, Zen weirdo. Compassion above all, but sufferer of ZERO BS...
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“It has been my experience that folks who have no vices have very few virtues."

— Abraham Lincoln
July 5, 2025 at 2:43 PM
It’s a “dino bone” (aka: “beef back rib”) kinda Saturday…
June 7, 2025 at 11:25 PM
All the devils are *here*...
June 7, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Get good at noticing, admitting, and saying aloud when you're wrong.

It makes life a %<~k-load easier...
May 30, 2025 at 2:52 AM
"You down with OPP?" now means "Is your sciatica laying you out again?" because "OPP" stands for "Old People Problems"... #GEN-X
May 29, 2025 at 2:08 PM
So yesterday they started with fat-shaming, then switced over to mental health and disability, all to stick it to the red hats.

Unfollowed. If you can't make your argument without ad hominems, you have really weak rhetorical skills...
May 22, 2025 at 2:53 PM
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May 22, 2025 at 12:29 AM
RIP Norm...
May 21, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Feeling pleased and justified to seeing one of my favorite YouTube woodworkers dismissing his most recent notification on his watch with his nose, like I do...

#foureyesfurniture #onenosefurniture
May 4, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Truth in advertising...
April 22, 2025 at 3:51 PM
This warms my old cockles.

Wait, can I say that anymore? I didn't mean for it to come out all creepy...
See how a Michigan town moved 9,100 books one by one to their new home
Residents of a small Michigan community stood side by side to help a local bookstore move 9,100 books — one by one — from its former site to a new location about a block away.
apnews.com
April 22, 2025 at 3:43 PM
And then, BANG!

#PDXLIFE #PNW
April 20, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Descensus Christi ad Inferos...
April 19, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Good Friday. This day used to mean a lot to me. Interestingly, it still does in its own way. It's the day that reminds me that the "god of Abraham" is totally willing to throw the one guy willing to walk his talk right the phuq under the bus.

Oh, and I ain't talkin' about Jesse...

#TeamJudas
April 18, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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Thank the gods somebody came up with this thing...

#ToxicPositivity #Toxic-Positivity
April 18, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Meanwhile, up on Cripple Creek...
April 17, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Allegedly, supposedly, (assuredly? 🤔)
April 17, 2025 at 2:59 AM
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April 12, 2025 at 10:46 PM
“They were careless people…they smashed up things and creatures and then retreated back into their money or their vast carelessness…and let other people clean up the mess they had made…”

— F. Scott Fitzgerald
The Great Gatsby
(April 10, 1925).
April 10, 2025 at 2:31 PM
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Stopping's always been my problem...

#ToxicPositivity #Toxic-Positivity
April 9, 2025 at 4:14 PM
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March 29, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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It's like an onion...

#ToxicPositivity #Toxic-Positivity
March 28, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Hanging tape rolls is for losers.

Losers of tape, that is…
March 28, 2025 at 12:29 AM
A piece I narrated on GF.

RIP...

youtu.be/2Bd-ds3RmzQ...
March 23, 2025 at 1:26 AM