*interested, good god. This is what a 17-hour trip from Newcastle to Nairobi does to your brain

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they've never even met him

sexy pearls before swine

the little cat John Brown is sexy

"your cat seems cute but he's not, y'know, he's not sexy is he" fuck you lady

looks like you'll be saving an absolute mint on therapy bills, then (which I imagine the Yorkshire half of you would be delighted by, were it capable of delight)

Freud said* the Irish were the only people who were entirely resistant to psychoanalysis, but he should've added Yorkshiremen

*actually he didn't

yeah, psychoanalysis is kind of short-circuited when all the grunchy stuff is just fully hanging out

She's still in the Hancock, stuffed in a big case, absolutely massive and still looking grumpy as hell