Double entendres are my specialty…. Be warned.
I only become very sweary if I know you. Don’t expect it immediately or you could be disappointed.
Have been known as the cow whisperer.
When charging make sure the plug is switched on.
A watched kettle never boils and all that.
3 hours wasted.
When charging make sure the plug is switched on.
A watched kettle never boils and all that.
3 hours wasted.
They might be smiling on the outside…
They might be smiling on the outside…
This is absolutely ridiculous…. Sounds like a war zone
This is absolutely ridiculous…. Sounds like a war zone
Said person has dementia. Poor bugger knocked at mams door with parcel a couple of days later.
Amazon have sent out replacement which came quicker 😂
Said person has dementia. Poor bugger knocked at mams door with parcel a couple of days later.
Amazon have sent out replacement which came quicker 😂
That’s a cracking display #lestweforget
Now come on the Arse ….. stick it up them whinging blue pop drinking, cheesy chip eating wankers.
That’s a cracking display #lestweforget
Now come on the Arse ….. stick it up them whinging blue pop drinking, cheesy chip eating wankers.
We’ll be looking for the red and white poles soon
We’ll be looking for the red and white poles soon
One of those days.
One of those days.
Quick dash for milk and now
Quick dash for milk and now