Patrick Doyle, PhD
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pcxd13.bsky.social
Patrick Doyle, PhD
@pcxd13.bsky.social
count your days Jason Bateman

PhD in social psychology - celebrity, media, and Wealth Science™

i know nothing but i’m here to learn

PIT - NYC
Cannot believe I saw this AFTER seeing you
December 5, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Omg simpson’s paradox strikes again en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Simpson....
Simpson's paradox - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
December 3, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Doesn’t help that I’m bright green and won’t stop singing
November 24, 2025 at 11:23 PM
two water signs!!
November 23, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Avian Mooring Syndrome
November 22, 2025 at 11:40 PM
oh my god you’re never going to believe what happened to my comet as it passed a sun just now
November 22, 2025 at 11:33 PM
me when i write a system prompt that says “say something to scare a stupid journalist”
November 8, 2025 at 3:58 PM
That was so fast hiiiii William
November 6, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Hmm :/ wait :/ I just remembered I don’t have a cousin named Shannon O. :/
November 3, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Wait I’m not kidding that might be my cousin lmfao what was her time
November 3, 2025 at 1:57 AM
It said “hiiiiiiiii James are you excited to run :)”
October 31, 2025 at 9:59 PM