Patrick Doyle, PhD
@pcxd13.bsky.social
count your days Jason Bateman
PhD in social psychology - celebrity, media, and Wealth Science™
i know nothing but i’m here to learn
PhD in social psychology - celebrity, media, and Wealth Science™
i know nothing but i’m here to learn
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a freestyle machine without vanilla…an angel without its wings 💔
January 28, 2026 at 11:18 AM
a freestyle machine without vanilla…an angel without its wings 💔
going to the gym is such an anthropological experience. for example, i would assume that people are there to get strong or fit, but based on my observations, some people come to get as close as humanly possible to hurting themselves and others with bad form! fascinating.
January 26, 2026 at 4:08 PM
going to the gym is such an anthropological experience. for example, i would assume that people are there to get strong or fit, but based on my observations, some people come to get as close as humanly possible to hurting themselves and others with bad form! fascinating.
i love that WITHOUT FAIL every January people start posting screenshots of their weather app showing that NYC will be 15 degrees
beloved……yeah……it’s New York…..in January……what were you expecting?
beloved……yeah……it’s New York…..in January……what were you expecting?
January 22, 2026 at 2:16 PM
i love that WITHOUT FAIL every January people start posting screenshots of their weather app showing that NYC will be 15 degrees
beloved……yeah……it’s New York…..in January……what were you expecting?
beloved……yeah……it’s New York…..in January……what were you expecting?
crashing out bc the TSA agent was calling everyone else sweetie but then didn’t call *me* sweetie
January 12, 2026 at 12:44 AM
crashing out bc the TSA agent was calling everyone else sweetie but then didn’t call *me* sweetie
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*grinding my teeth until they’re turned to dust* welcome to the resistance, cryptobros
January 10, 2026 at 7:15 AM
*grinding my teeth until they’re turned to dust* welcome to the resistance, cryptobros
Kaitlin Olson Oh Mary WHEN
January 11, 2026 at 1:23 AM
Kaitlin Olson Oh Mary WHEN
hot coco cookies ⛄️ 🍪 🧣
January 11, 2026 at 1:01 AM
hot coco cookies ⛄️ 🍪 🧣
betsey wolf wheels of a dream cover
January 8, 2026 at 8:11 PM
betsey wolf wheels of a dream cover
living on the UWS is so funny like wym my biggest neighborhood opp is an 80 year old man who yells at me for being on my phone
January 8, 2026 at 12:57 PM
living on the UWS is so funny like wym my biggest neighborhood opp is an 80 year old man who yells at me for being on my phone
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nancy wheeler you were born free of sin
January 8, 2026 at 2:07 AM
nancy wheeler you were born free of sin
sorry but anyone who needs to buy a crumbl cookie at 8 am absolutely was born without a soul.
January 7, 2026 at 12:34 PM
sorry but anyone who needs to buy a crumbl cookie at 8 am absolutely was born without a soul.
let’s all shave our jawlines and not tell daisy
January 6, 2026 at 5:30 PM
let’s all shave our jawlines and not tell daisy
first time being asked to spot someone in the gym
January 5, 2026 at 12:08 PM
first time being asked to spot someone in the gym
you should be allowed to kick punch and bite anyone who gets off an escalator and stops moving
January 3, 2026 at 10:23 PM
you should be allowed to kick punch and bite anyone who gets off an escalator and stops moving
boyfriend just called me “bud”
December 31, 2025 at 9:57 PM
boyfriend just called me “bud”
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Sometimes it’s lonely being the only one who assigns the exact correct amount of sociopolitical responsibility to Chappell Roan 😔
December 30, 2025 at 7:23 AM
Sometimes it’s lonely being the only one who assigns the exact correct amount of sociopolitical responsibility to Chappell Roan 😔
hey girl! thanks for posting this reel <3 what diagnoses do you have btw?
December 30, 2025 at 12:23 PM
hey girl! thanks for posting this reel <3 what diagnoses do you have btw?
me after one (1) CrossFit class
December 29, 2025 at 2:04 PM
me after one (1) CrossFit class
probably the darkest part of human history was when people wouldn’t stop saying “Merry Chrysler”
December 24, 2025 at 3:56 PM
probably the darkest part of human history was when people wouldn’t stop saying “Merry Chrysler”
We Are Charlie Kirk (Glee Cast Version)
December 23, 2025 at 2:55 AM
We Are Charlie Kirk (Glee Cast Version)
they’re doing this to me later
December 21, 2025 at 6:57 PM
they’re doing this to me later
can someone get Beth Leavel on cameo real quick? i have some things i’d love to get her thoughts on
December 21, 2025 at 1:57 AM
can someone get Beth Leavel on cameo real quick? i have some things i’d love to get her thoughts on
neopronoun Russel Crowe
December 15, 2025 at 12:00 AM
neopronoun Russel Crowe
just chatted with god and it turns out everyone who gets in my way on the subway is going directly to hell! 🫶🏻
December 13, 2025 at 8:52 PM
just chatted with god and it turns out everyone who gets in my way on the subway is going directly to hell! 🫶🏻