Patrick Doyle, PhD
@pcxd13.bsky.social
count your days Jason Bateman
PhD in social psychology - celebrity, media, and Wealth Science™
i know nothing but i’m here to learn
PIT - NYC
PhD in social psychology - celebrity, media, and Wealth Science™
i know nothing but i’m here to learn
PIT - NYC
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Roku City is like a 20 minute drive away from Chip City btw
December 4, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Roku City is like a 20 minute drive away from Chip City btw
Muting some of yall feels sooooo good omfg
November 28, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Muting some of yall feels sooooo good omfg
it’s so fun to be the only gay guy on my team at work because i said “sis mama tea house boots” and you would’ve thought i had cast a spell
November 24, 2025 at 10:40 PM
it’s so fun to be the only gay guy on my team at work because i said “sis mama tea house boots” and you would’ve thought i had cast a spell
no offense but there simply MUST be better places to get in a fight with your husband than the middle of Penn Station
November 24, 2025 at 10:17 PM
no offense but there simply MUST be better places to get in a fight with your husband than the middle of Penn Station
fuckkk you guys…..a wind of the sea just came through and fucking blew my ship from its fucking mooring :(
November 22, 2025 at 11:29 PM
fuckkk you guys…..a wind of the sea just came through and fucking blew my ship from its fucking mooring :(
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I’m getting more and more of these too. It’s depressing.
I am by no means a prominent public intellectual, but my inbox is increasingly filled with messages from people who have been convinced by sycophantic chatbots that they have discovered revolutionary theories that entirely upend our scientific understanding of the universe.
November 21, 2025 at 3:42 AM
I’m getting more and more of these too. It’s depressing.
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In a world in which people with too much power and influence desperately need to be told and to understand when they are wrong, we are suddenly all inescapably drowning in sycophancy machines.
November 21, 2025 at 3:53 AM
In a world in which people with too much power and influence desperately need to be told and to understand when they are wrong, we are suddenly all inescapably drowning in sycophancy machines.
There’s something so beautiful about the guy who sings in Penn Station every morning absolutely active refusing to learn the lyrics to Leonard Cohen’s Hallelujah despite choosing to sing it dozens of times a week.
November 20, 2025 at 4:22 PM
There’s something so beautiful about the guy who sings in Penn Station every morning absolutely active refusing to learn the lyrics to Leonard Cohen’s Hallelujah despite choosing to sing it dozens of times a week.
Will Kellogg’s existential struggle between being a creative consultant for the Cole Escola muppet movie and Mamdani’s Rat Czar
November 6, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Will Kellogg’s existential struggle between being a creative consultant for the Cole Escola muppet movie and Mamdani’s Rat Czar
what do you think Mamdani’s favorite Mormon Wife is
November 6, 2025 at 3:23 PM
what do you think Mamdani’s favorite Mormon Wife is
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Cheryl Hines’ dipshit husband wants to make sure the host of The Apprentice can make sure the guy who created Dilbert gets access to experimental treatments for his terminal ass cancer
November 2, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Cheryl Hines’ dipshit husband wants to make sure the host of The Apprentice can make sure the guy who created Dilbert gets access to experimental treatments for his terminal ass cancer
last night we let the vanilla chai flavored lube do the talking 🙂↕️
October 31, 2025 at 9:49 PM
last night we let the vanilla chai flavored lube do the talking 🙂↕️
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ORIGINAL LUIGI'S MANSION ON SWITCH 2 SCREAMING CRYING THROWING UP
October 30, 2025 at 5:01 AM
ORIGINAL LUIGI'S MANSION ON SWITCH 2 SCREAMING CRYING THROWING UP
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comparing her man’s dick to a redwood tree means that this is now the 2nd most embarassing piece of redwood-related media this year
October 3, 2025 at 2:12 PM
comparing her man’s dick to a redwood tree means that this is now the 2nd most embarassing piece of redwood-related media this year
gay guys with 9k followers on a private Instagram account are infrastructure kinda
September 4, 2025 at 12:56 AM
gay guys with 9k followers on a private Instagram account are infrastructure kinda
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Being in tech and having a single modicum of critical thinking is just screaming "this isn't what LLMs are designed for" over and over as people shove a bunch of word predictors into critical decision making processes because some glorified used car salesmen told them it would fix all their problems
Reporter: The FDA has a new AI tool that's intended to speed up drug approvals. But several FDA employees say the new AI helper is making up studies that do not exist. One FDA employee telling us, 'Anything that you don't have time to double check is unreliable. It hallucinates confidently'
July 23, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Being in tech and having a single modicum of critical thinking is just screaming "this isn't what LLMs are designed for" over and over as people shove a bunch of word predictors into critical decision making processes because some glorified used car salesmen told them it would fix all their problems
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We keep seeing these articles suggesting privacy is dead and we can all be tracked by all sort of apparatuses. We did the maths earlier this year in an article in Nature Communications, and none of this holds.
Humans can be tracked with unique 'fingerprint' based on how their bodies block Wi-Fi signals - www.theregister.com/2025/07/22/w... "Observers could therefore track a person as they pass through signals sent by different Wi-Fi networks – even if they’re not carrying a phone." #surveillance #privacy
WhoFi: Unique 'fingerprint' based on Wi-Fi interactions
: Wi-Fi spy with my little eye that same guy I saw at another hotspot
www.theregister.com
July 23, 2025 at 2:50 AM
We keep seeing these articles suggesting privacy is dead and we can all be tracked by all sort of apparatuses. We did the maths earlier this year in an article in Nature Communications, and none of this holds.
just had to do For The Gays BY MYSELF at Showtunes. i’ve never felt more abandoned by the gay community.
July 14, 2025 at 3:21 AM
just had to do For The Gays BY MYSELF at Showtunes. i’ve never felt more abandoned by the gay community.
being lulled to sleep by the gentle sound of Liza Minnelli’s Copacabana cover while a gay guy sighs and says “she sounds delightful”
July 13, 2025 at 3:44 AM
being lulled to sleep by the gentle sound of Liza Minnelli’s Copacabana cover while a gay guy sighs and says “she sounds delightful”
my gay-ass boyfriend is crying over the gay-ass wicked: for good trailer 🙄🙄🙄
June 5, 2025 at 2:07 PM
my gay-ass boyfriend is crying over the gay-ass wicked: for good trailer 🙄🙄🙄
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“do you think diana goodman would be a swiftie” @pcxd13.bsky.social
June 1, 2025 at 10:15 PM
“do you think diana goodman would be a swiftie” @pcxd13.bsky.social
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i got my hands on a laminator and started acting up
May 25, 2025 at 3:28 AM
i got my hands on a laminator and started acting up