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Jesus Died for Arsons
@pbcm.bsky.social
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My name is Patrick, I'm a cis-straight-white-man but I swear I'm always trying to be "one of the good ones."
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👀 😶 👀 😶
A Google search starting “Is trump” with the filled searches being “missing” and “sick” first, followed by the far less sensical or relevant “progressive” and “ a lawyer”
August 31, 2025 at 1:07 PM
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Hilarious line up on the Facebook feed with @markhamillofficial.bsky.social looking like he’s got little legs.
An image of Mark Hamil from the holiday special appears in a social media feed above an ad for shoes featuring legs below the knees that gives the illusion they are Mark’s legs (but very short and silly because it’s two partial images)
August 18, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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Bike was stolen out of my back yard in Astoria NY. Any share for reach is appreciated. It has purple flowers zip tied to the handlebars, a double kickstand and a sticker that says “Patrick Molloy’s 20th annual funeral cookout”
Two pictures of my bike pulled from an Instagram story. It’s an orange specialized sirrus elite with purple flowers on the handlebars.
July 22, 2025 at 10:18 PM
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Just got a group scam text (the toll paying one) and replied “do not pay this, report as junk and delete” and then had this follow up exchange
Screenshot of a text message interaction with nine people First person: Oh no. I already paid what should I do Second person: Who is this Me: Contact your bank, consider changing any information you shared with the scammer, know that government bodies will never text you out of the blue or call you making threats about paying now. If you ever think it's legit look up your local precinct online, call them and ask I'm just some guy who got the same group scam text as everyone else here These scams are extremely popular now
July 18, 2025 at 7:22 PM
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A. It’s not for you anyway
B. Maybe just don’t come over here then loser
A skeet screenshot saying: Thomas Chatterton William @chatterton My sister-in-law grew up in the Soviet Union. One thing I can say with 100 percent certainty is l'm not *ever* going to be shopping at a government-owned and -operated grocery store when I'm in New York City
June 26, 2025 at 12:14 AM
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Guess who's definitely using @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social 's image in an email to try and scam cash out of more people...
An email screenshot with a picture of New York Democratic Mayoral Candidate Zohran Mamdani and a donate button below. The email starts with: " Forwarded this email? Subscribe here for more 🟥 We Are Building the Human Rights Scorecard And it’s time to name names. Shaun King Jun 25 READ IN APP BECOME A FOUNDING DONOR TODAY As-Salaamu Alaikum and good afternoon, my dear sisters and brothers, If you can give today, there’s a donor button at the top of this post. But even if you can’t, I’m asking you — please take a moment to read every word below."
June 25, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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Of course the subject of the email gave me a heart attack
An email subject from Jackpocket saying “Congrats, you won a Mega Millions prize!”
June 25, 2025 at 3:29 AM
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Hello from a fellow Patrick in another line!
A man takes a selfie in line behind probably 100 people on a sidewalk leading up to a Best Buy
June 5, 2025 at 5:25 AM
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In line for the switch 2
A selfie of a white bald man (that’s me!) with a mustache in front of a line of at least 100 people on a sidewalk leading up to a Best Buy
June 5, 2025 at 5:17 AM
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Could someone talk me down from completely freaking out over this?
An NYTimes summary of an article under a picture of a white woman who I assume is the judge in question: F.B.I. Arrests Wisconsin Judge in Immigration Dispute Federal agents arrested a county judge in Milwaukee, accusing her of shielding an immigrant from the authorities.
April 25, 2025 at 3:40 PM
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Does anyone else remember the app Lulu? Screenshots of my profile just came up as a memory. I never found out who the one person that rated me was…
A picture of me at roughly 26 years old wearing a black t shirt with a dinosaur on it and holding a yoga mat. I still hadn’t given up my thinning hair and look a little like Tintin. Above my picture is the name “Rev Molloy” which was scrubbed from Facebook. Over my picture is a rating of 8.4, and a boasting of “46 hashtags” previewing two #Tattoos, #ForgetsMyNameDuringSex This is the second screenshot from my profile on Lulu with a smaller picture and 8.4 rating, it says there has been one review and the following hash tags broken into a best and worst heading: Best: #CanTalkToMyDad, #AlwaysHappy, #CaptainFun, #GreatDriver, #MothersLoveHim, #SkinLikeButta, #CalmAndCollected, #RespectsWomen, #DoesDishes, #MakesMeLaugh, #PerfectGrammar, #HasADog, #NotADick, #SweetToMom, #LadiesFirst, #TeddyBear, #Giving..., #OneWomanMan, #Trustworthy, #BabyBlues, #WillCarry YourLuggage, #WillActSilly, #GlassHalfFull, #LoverNotAFighter, #WillHelpYouMove, #OpensDoors, #GrillMaster, #GreatListener, #OneOfTheGoodOnes, #NerdyButILikelt, #TrueFriend, #LovesHisFamily Worst: #FriendZone
March 31, 2025 at 11:26 PM
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Dad’s in the hospital, it’s nothing too scary, but this is the text I get from my mother as she fills out the intake forms (dad has let us know multiple times over the years he wants no expense spared to keep him alive, even if braindead)
A screenshot of a text thread between myself and my mother that goes as follows: Mom: Of course no DNR. Under no circumstances. Me: Absolutely Me: We know that Mom: oh my!
March 28, 2025 at 9:39 PM
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I guess Elon told Mark this was the way to make money… what a crock of shit
A message that popped up in Instagram offering the purchase of a blue verified check mark. The text is below: Rev., get a verified badge Subscribe to Meta Verified and get a verified badge through enhanced verification with a government ID. Upgrade now Not now
March 4, 2025 at 12:28 PM
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And now a 93 interview with Courtney Love
Interview excerpt with Courtney Love COURTNEY: The thing you gotta do is - A! Stop counting calories! Okay? B! DO not get on a scale! 'Cause lean muscle weighs more than fat. All right? I cut out FAT! That's all you gotta do. FAT! No cheese. That's it, Lisa. Period. NO CHEESE. I told this to KROQ, I told this to my nanny. People I tell this to lose ten, 30 pounds. STOP CHEESE. You know why the Orientals are not fat? 'Cause they look on cheese as this gross, Western habit - it's like sour milk LARD. They don't want anything to fucking do with cheese. If you're gonna eat cheese, take it out on a picnic, cut it up carefully, and really taste it - with wine or something. Don't melt it on shit. And I lost 40 POUNDS by not eating cheese. And I even ate a little mayonnaise. All right. Skip the butter and skip the cheese and you will lose weight. I swear to God, Lisa. I was a fat girl my whole life. No one would fuck, and when they did they'd do things like fart in front of me. I told my friend that this guy farted in front of me, and you know what he said?
March 1, 2025 at 9:13 PM
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Here’s from a 2008 GQ interview with Keith
Excerpt from a GQ interview with Keith Richards from 2008 That's a fact of medical science Yes. They want it so they can study it and figure out how to make other people much better. laughs I mean, I eat everything wrong. I shove terrible things inside me. Yet you won't eat cheese. No! Cheese is very wrong. Why's that Look at everybody._ makes bloated face_
March 1, 2025 at 9:10 PM
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As a guy who went to Marymount Manhattan, who tried to dye his hair blue (failed miserably, it came out grey and faded in like a few days), and who didn't always hold the best opinions... I hope this kid comes out of the fetid fucking putrid cave of toxic masculinity and into the real world.
a screenshot of a New York Mag article with the following text: This set's most visible political stance is a reaction to what it sees as the left's puritanical obsessions with policing language and talking about identity. A joke about Puerto Ricans or eugenics or sleeping with Nick Fuentes could throw a pack of smokers outside Butterworth's into a gigglefest. Recounting her time at one of the balls, a woman tells me she jumped the velvet rope into a VIP section "like a little Mexican." Then she lets out a cackle. This is the posture that has attracted newcomers to the cause. "Six months into Biden being president, I was like, I can't fucking do this anymore," says a 19-year-old New Yorker who once quite literally had blue hair and attends Marymount Manhattan, which he describes as "75 percent women and 23 percent trannies." He had supported Biden, but "I hate watching the things I say. I took a much farther horseshoe around this time." Later, a former Bernie supporter (who looked like the most Bernie-supporting person one could imagine with long, curly hair and a plaid shirt) told me the same: He wanted the freedom to say "faggot" and "retarded."
February 4, 2025 at 3:38 PM
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@dattil.io here’s my most recent painted mini that I was pretty proud of
A painted mini giving deep sea diver and war hammer vibes with a chainsaw gun and mace. Painted bronze/copper with the verdigris green color on top. A painted mini giving deep sea diver and war hammer vibes with a chainsaw gun and mace. Painted bronze/copper with the verdigris green color on top. A painted mini giving deep sea diver and war hammer vibes with a chainsaw gun and mace. Painted bronze/copper with the verdigris green color on top. A painted mini giving deep sea diver and war hammer vibes with a chainsaw gun and mace. Painted bronze/copper with the verdigris green color on top.
January 30, 2025 at 6:18 PM
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To ignore the world today, my wife and I had a claydate. Please tell me which you like more from these three:
This is two images of polymer clay succulents, the top is many of them labeled reference, then there are two below labeled A and B. Truthfully the one on the right looks way better but my wife is just talented like that. This is two images of polymer clay pumpkin characters, the top is a very cute one sitting in front of succulents labeled reference, then there are two below labeled A and B. Again I think the one on the right looks way better but my wife is just talented like that. This is two images of polymer clay penguins, the top is a pristine version labeled reference, then there are two below labeled A and B. This one is more of a toss up but we also both messed up by getting black speckles in our white so our penguins look a little dingy.
January 21, 2025 at 12:27 AM
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I wonder if we call him a little bitch on Twitter he’ll do it outside and we can hope he catches his death
An image posted by the Washington Post of the podium and seats with the title “Trump's inauguration will be moved indoors due to extreme cold forecasted in Washington”
January 19, 2025 at 2:48 AM
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DONKEY KONG JR CONFIRMED FOR MARIO KART ON SWITCH 2!!!
an image of a gorilla driving a go kart, his red onesie is peaking out from behind his big face
January 16, 2025 at 2:42 PM
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I feel so seen, literally
A text screenshot where my neighbor says “This morning I was coming up block and saw patrick walk outside, start walking, literally move his head around to assess weather, and decide to remove his beanie. In 20 something degree weather In shorts, obviously.”
January 14, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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Guess I’m cancelling all my plans
Man with ninja turtles shirt holds a black cat in his arm. You can’t hear her purring but I can assure you she is, because the man in the turtles shirt is me and she is my cat Chloe.
December 28, 2024 at 1:58 AM
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wouldn't happen at Sheetz
an image that is of a tweet showing a map of where the suspected UHC shooter was located, it has text reading "The United CEO shooter had a Sheetz right across the street he could’ve chosen to eat breakfast at, but he made the mistake of entering the citizen sleuth capital of the world: McDonald’s of Altoona PA…" and was tweeted by @JordanRhone
December 9, 2024 at 7:47 PM
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It feels inflated? (For me) I don’t think I’ve gotten that kind of interaction.

Also it looks like we all preference the same words?
A fake receipt of bluesky interactions and statistics for my account. Really makes me seem more popular than I think I actually am. All text from receipt below: BSKYPT = BLUESKY RECEIPT MONDAY, DECEMBER 2, 2024 ORDER #30814 CUSTOMER: JESUS DIED FOR ARSONS @pbcm.bsky.social POSTS 158 LIKES EARNED 244649 POST REPOSTS 46032 FOLLOWERS 64 FOLLOWING 55 FAVORITE WORDS: People, Its, When, Think, Not, Bluesky MOST ACTIVE DAY: REPLIES (ALL): POSTS PER WEEK: Wednesday 11 3
December 3, 2024 at 12:48 AM
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100%! (Don’t pay attention to the fact that I’ve only posted five pictures)
An image showing a graph that indicates I’ve put alt text on one hundred percent of the photos I’ve posted! It also shows that number is only 5, but this image will make six out of six!
December 1, 2024 at 10:11 PM