Maddie (delicious, nutritious)
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If you'd have been there I betcha you would have done the same.
November 11, 2025 at 10:04 PM
If you'd have been there I betcha you would have done the same.
Okay, but it's gonna suck. I'm a very bad artist.
November 11, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Okay, but it's gonna suck. I'm a very bad artist.
When you think about it, they all had it coming.
November 11, 2025 at 9:31 PM
When you think about it, they all had it coming.
So long as a lot of people vote Green, I don't give a shit if the fascist press thinks they're sane.
November 11, 2025 at 7:49 PM
So long as a lot of people vote Green, I don't give a shit if the fascist press thinks they're sane.
Everyone knows the minute you turn 50 you lose all interest in sec and only care about knitting. Are you suggesting my sainted mother "does it"? How dare you.
November 11, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Everyone knows the minute you turn 50 you lose all interest in sec and only care about knitting. Are you suggesting my sainted mother "does it"? How dare you.
So here's the thing: I hate this little fucker.
November 11, 2025 at 3:51 PM
So here's the thing: I hate this little fucker.
I too dream of a future where we put aside our petty differences and unite in the pursuit of more war.
November 11, 2025 at 3:18 PM
I too dream of a future where we put aside our petty differences and unite in the pursuit of more war.
Don't listen to the haters, Theophilus.
November 11, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Don't listen to the haters, Theophilus.
Put all the NATO states in one "state" for electoral college purposes. By my calculation we should get 854 electoral votes, which seems fair.
November 11, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Put all the NATO states in one "state" for electoral college purposes. By my calculation we should get 854 electoral votes, which seems fair.
I don't belive that even the majority of Reform voters have any respect for this toadyish "leader of the free world" serf shit. Absolutely fucks me off that Labour is gifting this vassal state fuck a majority.
November 11, 2025 at 2:27 PM
I don't belive that even the majority of Reform voters have any respect for this toadyish "leader of the free world" serf shit. Absolutely fucks me off that Labour is gifting this vassal state fuck a majority.
Glückwunsch!
November 11, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Glückwunsch!
I don't know, that sounds pretty French to me.
November 11, 2025 at 2:17 PM
I don't know, that sounds pretty French to me.
[Labour OSA ad] Nigel Farage wants to teach your kids to use their nintendos to hack the mainframe! Only Labour will limit porn to something you get from calling a number you got from a weird sticker on the inside of a phone booth!
November 11, 2025 at 1:01 PM
[Labour OSA ad] Nigel Farage wants to teach your kids to use their nintendos to hack the mainframe! Only Labour will limit porn to something you get from calling a number you got from a weird sticker on the inside of a phone booth!
[Labour OSA ad] Remember when you had to jack off under your coat in a movie theatre? We're bringing that back!
November 11, 2025 at 12:57 PM
[Labour OSA ad] Remember when you had to jack off under your coat in a movie theatre? We're bringing that back!
Using top-shelf titty mags as a visual metaphor is incredible because it instantly reveals who this legislation is actually for: angry old farts who miss the 90s and don't understand technology.
November 11, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Using top-shelf titty mags as a visual metaphor is incredible because it instantly reveals who this legislation is actually for: angry old farts who miss the 90s and don't understand technology.
The most generous interpretation of this isn't even that she's using "radicalisation" to mean "transphobia", but that she's using it to mean "knife violence". There's no way in hell she thinks transphobia is radical.
November 11, 2025 at 12:03 PM
The most generous interpretation of this isn't even that she's using "radicalisation" to mean "transphobia", but that she's using it to mean "knife violence". There's no way in hell she thinks transphobia is radical.
It's 2pm somewhere.
November 11, 2025 at 10:32 AM
It's 2pm somewhere.
Here's a useful line for the bad guy to say in the first ten minutes: "No, Bond is dead! Isn't he?"
November 11, 2025 at 10:16 AM
Here's a useful line for the bad guy to say in the first ten minutes: "No, Bond is dead! Isn't he?"
I'm sorry, have these people never seen an action movie before? No-one's ever definitely dead unless you see it up close, and even then maybe not.
November 11, 2025 at 10:13 AM
I'm sorry, have these people never seen an action movie before? No-one's ever definitely dead unless you see it up close, and even then maybe not.
On the bright side, this is ultimately a failure of the anti-trans movement. No-one will say what they want to be said because it gives away the game, and they can't understand why.
November 11, 2025 at 10:00 AM
On the bright side, this is ultimately a failure of the anti-trans movement. No-one will say what they want to be said because it gives away the game, and they can't understand why.
When they say the BBC must be balanced, what they mean is a neutral position between anti-trans death squads and life imprisonment. The BBC is occupied by transphobes but they're not that insane yet, so that makes them radical lefties who want to trans your kids.
November 11, 2025 at 9:54 AM
When they say the BBC must be balanced, what they mean is a neutral position between anti-trans death squads and life imprisonment. The BBC is occupied by transphobes but they're not that insane yet, so that makes them radical lefties who want to trans your kids.
The argument that the BBC has a pro-trans bias is the same kind of reaction as Linehan recently getting furious at Victoria Coren Mitchell for having a trans woman on her show. Anything less than open violent hostility is seen as unacceptably pro-trans.
November 11, 2025 at 9:52 AM
The argument that the BBC has a pro-trans bias is the same kind of reaction as Linehan recently getting furious at Victoria Coren Mitchell for having a trans woman on her show. Anything less than open violent hostility is seen as unacceptably pro-trans.
It's never not gross when someone refers to human beings having families as "breeding".
November 11, 2025 at 8:51 AM
It's never not gross when someone refers to human beings having families as "breeding".
I guess we'll just have to keep people born in 1955 in every single position of authority for the next thirty to fifty years. I can't see how that could possibly become unsustainable.
November 11, 2025 at 8:50 AM
I guess we'll just have to keep people born in 1955 in every single position of authority for the next thirty to fifty years. I can't see how that could possibly become unsustainable.