Kyzyl
@paytheslacker.bsky.social
Kyzyl is a city in Tuva. Let’s Dance! \mm/ 🦎🧙♂️🌲👽🌲🪩🕺
46 Days till this place is crawling with wooks
November 16, 2025 at 12:05 AM
46 Days till this place is crawling with wooks
Have you seen the giant one on the High Line?
November 13, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Have you seen the giant one on the High Line?
1 year since @momadancer.bsky.social and I took the kids to Texas for a day at NASA, Barton Springs, Museum of Weird, Gizzard in Austin, Artechouse Houston, raging Gizz pit in Houston with Jake crowdsurfing, and of course a stop at Buccee’s. One of my favorite tour weekends ever 😊 Miss these kids
November 13, 2025 at 3:12 PM
1 year since @momadancer.bsky.social and I took the kids to Texas for a day at NASA, Barton Springs, Museum of Weird, Gizzard in Austin, Artechouse Houston, raging Gizz pit in Houston with Jake crowdsurfing, and of course a stop at Buccee’s. One of my favorite tour weekends ever 😊 Miss these kids
Ended up being one of the funniest barbershop experiences. Apparently these guys grew up thinking the lyrics to Smooth Criminal were “Ayuwoki” instead of “Annie are you ok?” as you can see is some monstrous Michael Jackson that their mothers would threaten them would come if they didn’t listen 😂
November 8, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Ended up being one of the funniest barbershop experiences. Apparently these guys grew up thinking the lyrics to Smooth Criminal were “Ayuwoki” instead of “Annie are you ok?” as you can see is some monstrous Michael Jackson that their mothers would threaten them would come if they didn’t listen 😂
Still glowing from an incredibly special weekend of @umphreys.com
in Brooklyn. Thanks to the band, crew, friends and fam for being the best community to me. So much love, excellent dancing (70K steps), the best hugs, uncontrollable laughter, excellent music, delicious food and overall great times!
in Brooklyn. Thanks to the band, crew, friends and fam for being the best community to me. So much love, excellent dancing (70K steps), the best hugs, uncontrollable laughter, excellent music, delicious food and overall great times!
October 28, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Still glowing from an incredibly special weekend of @umphreys.com
in Brooklyn. Thanks to the band, crew, friends and fam for being the best community to me. So much love, excellent dancing (70K steps), the best hugs, uncontrollable laughter, excellent music, delicious food and overall great times!
in Brooklyn. Thanks to the band, crew, friends and fam for being the best community to me. So much love, excellent dancing (70K steps), the best hugs, uncontrollable laughter, excellent music, delicious food and overall great times!
My Sunday night fit for night 3 of @umphreys.com at Brooklyn Bowl: Rainbow Road Luigi aka LuiGiBTQ
October 28, 2025 at 1:48 PM
My Sunday night fit for night 3 of @umphreys.com at Brooklyn Bowl: Rainbow Road Luigi aka LuiGiBTQ
Didn’t take a single pic inside but wow what an incredible show and night dancing sooooo hard with my friends and @umphreys.com fam! 🥹🥲🥰 1 more night let’s finish off strong, Gents!
October 26, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Didn’t take a single pic inside but wow what an incredible show and night dancing sooooo hard with my friends and @umphreys.com fam! 🥹🥲🥰 1 more night let’s finish off strong, Gents!
It’s a bit of a stretch but I’m Uma Thurman After All tonight @umphreys.com
October 25, 2025 at 11:10 PM
It’s a bit of a stretch but I’m Uma Thurman After All tonight @umphreys.com
Crazy @umphreys.com setlist last night, most covers I’ve seen outside a NYE / Halloween show. Attachments firing right out the gate. The recently passed away musician tribute during Fir was wild. Soooo much fun reuniting with friends! 🥰
October 25, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Crazy @umphreys.com setlist last night, most covers I’ve seen outside a NYE / Halloween show. Attachments firing right out the gate. The recently passed away musician tribute during Fir was wild. Soooo much fun reuniting with friends! 🥰
My 5th Golden Ticket win is picking Sunday’s encore for @umphreys.com at Brooklyn Bowl!
October 24, 2025 at 8:38 PM
My 5th Golden Ticket win is picking Sunday’s encore for @umphreys.com at Brooklyn Bowl!
Okay fb marketplace I see you and your wonders 🤩 ready for some Robot Rock this weekend!
October 24, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Okay fb marketplace I see you and your wonders 🤩 ready for some Robot Rock this weekend!
Helluva last 6 weeks of working my ass off on a big project. Some great praise by higher ups this week. 4 day weekend of @umphreys.com 3x at Brooklyn Bowl ahead!! Lotta emotions to work through and dance out with friends! Healing ain’t linear, life has beaten me down lately, but onward & upward!
October 23, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Helluva last 6 weeks of working my ass off on a big project. Some great praise by higher ups this week. 4 day weekend of @umphreys.com 3x at Brooklyn Bowl ahead!! Lotta emotions to work through and dance out with friends! Healing ain’t linear, life has beaten me down lately, but onward & upward!
Here’s the Chemical Brothers dropping Once in a Lifetime a couple weeks ago at Knockdown 😁 (my god what have I done?!)
October 1, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Here’s the Chemical Brothers dropping Once in a Lifetime a couple weeks ago at Knockdown 😁 (my god what have I done?!)
Sporting Pink like the Empire State for Breast Cancer and David Byrne at Radio City Music Hall tonight!
October 1, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Sporting Pink like the Empire State for Breast Cancer and David Byrne at Radio City Music Hall tonight!
Saw this shirt at The Chemical Brothers last week and it gave me a good chuckle as well.
September 24, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Saw this shirt at The Chemical Brothers last week and it gave me a good chuckle as well.
The 99th Feast of San Gennaro!!
September 13, 2025 at 4:03 AM
The 99th Feast of San Gennaro!!
This is groundbreaking! My favorite candy + snack combined! 🤯
Could be awful could be incredible
Could be awful could be incredible
September 12, 2025 at 9:38 PM
This is groundbreaking! My favorite candy + snack combined! 🤯
Could be awful could be incredible
Could be awful could be incredible
One of the funniest hot takes and things ever said to me by someone I really thought would’ve listened to LCD before. 😅
September 9, 2025 at 11:24 PM
One of the funniest hot takes and things ever said to me by someone I really thought would’ve listened to LCD before. 😅
September 7, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Thank you @catrodeo.bsky.social for an absolutely beautiful day sailing on the water!
September 1, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Thank you @catrodeo.bsky.social for an absolutely beautiful day sailing on the water!
Found this Open Water in the fridge of a CEO on a job site today #wherestheshoregone? #fuckallofthatplastic
August 15, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Found this Open Water in the fridge of a CEO on a job site today #wherestheshoregone? #fuckallofthatplastic
HAPPY KGLW DAY NYC!!
August 1, 2025 at 1:23 PM
HAPPY KGLW DAY NYC!!
My friend kinda buried the lead that his extra ticket was on the floor!
July 23, 2025 at 12:13 AM
My friend kinda buried the lead that his extra ticket was on the floor!
Flight delayed over 3 hours so far but I found these loungers at LGA
July 17, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Flight delayed over 3 hours so far but I found these loungers at LGA