paxtonjohn.bsky.social
@paxtonjohn.bsky.social
Traveled for some IT work at Pearl Harbor. I was young and wore a shirt and tie to compensate. CPO pulls me aside Monday: "You don't have to dress so formal, we're pretty chill here."

Showed up in a shirt and tie again on Tuesday and she said directly: "Cut it out, you're stressing out my staff."
December 30, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Fr. McSherry once said "Paxton, I'm whelmed." Brutal.
December 27, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Thanks!
December 18, 2025 at 2:10 AM
"[T]here are in fact some very smart critiques of institutional diversity programs...."

Any examples?
December 17, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Waiting for ol' whatshisname to come through and tell you how your "smug self-righteousness is a bad look" again. 🤡
September 26, 2025 at 6:57 PM
It's intentional. The answer is in your question. I'm not even being snarky. There's nothing to hold them to account.
August 24, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Saw it at the grocery store last week.
July 27, 2025 at 2:45 PM
I don't know... if I choose Chocolate Chip and Peanut Butter, I think I have the brainpower to invent... Chocolate Chip Peanut Butter. That's just science right there.
May 27, 2025 at 10:15 PM
I would like to secure New Jersey's borders against these people.
May 21, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Oh yeah, not even close to enough. I'd imagine PATH and the NY Waterway ferries are going to be nuts as well.
May 16, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Luckily (?) it doesn't affect the buses, though I need to look up whether the engineers consider that crossing the picket line.
May 16, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Reposted
The cold adolescent Nietzschean vision of superheroes, power as pornography, could not die fast enough, and be buried deep enough.
May 14, 2025 at 6:44 PM