Chris (Heaven Sent Merchant)
@paxkryptonia.bsky.social
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Hello, I'm Chris
My interests include:
- DC Comics (mainly Superman)
- Non-Big 2 comics (recommendation always appreciated)
- Hellboy
- Doctor Who
- the YouTube channel Smosh
I like to play games but I don't like to discuss them because of the whole culture war thing.
My interests include:
- DC Comics (mainly Superman)
- Non-Big 2 comics (recommendation always appreciated)
- Hellboy
- Doctor Who
- the YouTube channel Smosh
I like to play games but I don't like to discuss them because of the whole culture war thing.
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God forbid a woman with a bit is a guest on Smosh
December 24, 2025 at 5:46 PM
God forbid a woman with a bit is a guest on Smosh
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is that my amuro????
is amuro the gqux????????????
is amuro the gqux????????????
June 24, 2025 at 6:56 PM
is that my amuro????
is amuro the gqux????????????
is amuro the gqux????????????
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happy pride month, i would show you a pic of a rainbow of flower blooms but some asshole rabbit chomped them all down in one night so now i dont know what to do. will the bee balm come back? should i eat the rabbit? are all of lifes pursuits in vain?
June 3, 2025 at 12:20 AM
happy pride month, i would show you a pic of a rainbow of flower blooms but some asshole rabbit chomped them all down in one night so now i dont know what to do. will the bee balm come back? should i eat the rabbit? are all of lifes pursuits in vain?
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1) It was Big Pressure, not Made In Japan, Bryan. You completely missed the story beat with Page invoking his biggest rival's move.
2) The four-way isn't going to be Omega's first defense, Dave. That was at Dynasty.
3) These are paid professional wrestling commentators. youtu.be/4ROW7Rsuvko?...
2) The four-way isn't going to be Omega's first defense, Dave. That was at Dynasty.
3) These are paid professional wrestling commentators. youtu.be/4ROW7Rsuvko?...
Hangman vs. Mox at All In | AEW Double or Nothing | Wrestling Observer Radio
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May 27, 2025 at 12:42 PM
1) It was Big Pressure, not Made In Japan, Bryan. You completely missed the story beat with Page invoking his biggest rival's move.
2) The four-way isn't going to be Omega's first defense, Dave. That was at Dynasty.
3) These are paid professional wrestling commentators. youtu.be/4ROW7Rsuvko?...
2) The four-way isn't going to be Omega's first defense, Dave. That was at Dynasty.
3) These are paid professional wrestling commentators. youtu.be/4ROW7Rsuvko?...
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big thanks to all of you dumbasses who spent your hard-earned money on this shirt. im not usually one to brag but fuck you its the best selling shirt of the year*. planting 3 red twig dogwoods this weekend
*so far, will lose out to toni/mariah shirt id bet my left tit
*so far, will lose out to toni/mariah shirt id bet my left tit
March 11, 2025 at 7:10 PM
big thanks to all of you dumbasses who spent your hard-earned money on this shirt. im not usually one to brag but fuck you its the best selling shirt of the year*. planting 3 red twig dogwoods this weekend
*so far, will lose out to toni/mariah shirt id bet my left tit
*so far, will lose out to toni/mariah shirt id bet my left tit
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of all the loathsome beasts and foul flora that inhabit our world there is none i detest more than YOU, YOU SICK CREEPING SON OF A BITCH
January 28, 2025 at 4:04 PM
of all the loathsome beasts and foul flora that inhabit our world there is none i detest more than YOU, YOU SICK CREEPING SON OF A BITCH
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The most underrated leadership feat Cyclops has is turning flip flop between good and evil Magneto to his side and Magneto mostly being by his side for over 10 years now.
February 1, 2025 at 4:06 AM
The most underrated leadership feat Cyclops has is turning flip flop between good and evil Magneto to his side and Magneto mostly being by his side for over 10 years now.
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The funniest thing in the world is people supporting the Big Trump Fundraiser as it is sued for sex trafficking and covering up child molestation pretending that a scripted promo on their TV show means anything when Hogan will be back on TV in 5 days.
Fuck Hulk Hogan
January 21, 2025 at 3:29 AM
The funniest thing in the world is people supporting the Big Trump Fundraiser as it is sued for sex trafficking and covering up child molestation pretending that a scripted promo on their TV show means anything when Hogan will be back on TV in 5 days.
Boy, you are working for a company that partnered with his beer. Whatever revenue you produce is going to that bigot.
Idiotic motherfucker.
Idiotic motherfucker.
Fuck Hulk Hogan
January 21, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Boy, you are working for a company that partnered with his beer. Whatever revenue you produce is going to that bigot.
Idiotic motherfucker.
Idiotic motherfucker.
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plants are just like animals, except in the ways in which they are not.
January 8, 2025 at 5:27 AM
plants are just like animals, except in the ways in which they are not.
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Shameik Moore is gonna get his dumbass replaced
December 21, 2024 at 2:44 AM
Shameik Moore is gonna get his dumbass replaced
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Krypto really did take us home: With over 250 million views & a million social posts, #Superman is officially the most viewed & most talked about trailer in the history of both DC and Warner Bros. This is because of all of you: thank you!
December 20, 2024 at 10:51 PM
Krypto really did take us home: With over 250 million views & a million social posts, #Superman is officially the most viewed & most talked about trailer in the history of both DC and Warner Bros. This is because of all of you: thank you!
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A Christmas yule log fire but it's just Hangman Adam Page drinking whiskey in front of Swerve's burning childhood home.
Give it to us now on Max @aewontv.bsky.social you cowards 🤼♂️🤼♀️
Give it to us now on Max @aewontv.bsky.social you cowards 🤼♂️🤼♀️
December 19, 2024 at 10:13 PM
A Christmas yule log fire but it's just Hangman Adam Page drinking whiskey in front of Swerve's burning childhood home.
Give it to us now on Max @aewontv.bsky.social you cowards 🤼♂️🤼♀️
Give it to us now on Max @aewontv.bsky.social you cowards 🤼♂️🤼♀️
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i hope the next person they give half my moveset to is at least kinda cool
December 12, 2024 at 5:22 PM
i hope the next person they give half my moveset to is at least kinda cool
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damn it’s december and i just cant believe my coneflower are doing so good it truly is a christmas miracle
December 11, 2024 at 1:02 AM
damn it’s december and i just cant believe my coneflower are doing so good it truly is a christmas miracle
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this only suggests to me that everyone needs to keep being meaner to those in power. the wealthy elite need to be scared
December 5, 2024 at 7:38 PM
this only suggests to me that everyone needs to keep being meaner to those in power. the wealthy elite need to be scared
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tall grass thing. i dont know what it’s called. not supposed to cut it back until spring i dont remember why, why dont you just google it like a fucking normal person.
December 3, 2024 at 2:50 PM
tall grass thing. i dont know what it’s called. not supposed to cut it back until spring i dont remember why, why dont you just google it like a fucking normal person.
tall grass thing. i dont know what it’s called. not supposed to cut it back until spring i dont remember why, why dont you just google it like a fucking normal person.
December 4, 2024 at 12:41 PM
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Ed Piskor was a pedophile and a rapist and seeing the entire comics industry immediately start fellating his "legacy", after he killed himself out of cowardice, completely destroyed my tiny crumb of faith in the idea that the industry at large is anything more than a good ol' boys club.
November 19, 2024 at 9:40 PM
Ed Piskor was a pedophile and a rapist and seeing the entire comics industry immediately start fellating his "legacy", after he killed himself out of cowardice, completely destroyed my tiny crumb of faith in the idea that the industry at large is anything more than a good ol' boys club.
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November 20, 2024 at 2:16 AM
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“hey hangman you promised us pics of plants, this is just a bunch of leaves what gives?” newsflash dumbass, leaves IS plants. leaves provide winter shelter for insects like lightning bugs and butterflies, fertilize the soil, and are a pain in the ass to move anyway so just leave them where you can
November 18, 2024 at 1:48 PM
“hey hangman you promised us pics of plants, this is just a bunch of leaves what gives?” newsflash dumbass, leaves IS plants. leaves provide winter shelter for insects like lightning bugs and butterflies, fertilize the soil, and are a pain in the ass to move anyway so just leave them where you can
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