The Adequate A’Tuin
@pavlovsbitch.bsky.social
Resting bitch brain.
Been done.
What we got here is a lightly gene-edited c. lupus because weird billionaire wants attention.
A poodle has already fucked ‘em FOR SCIENCE and behold I present to you THE WOODLE
What we got here is a lightly gene-edited c. lupus because weird billionaire wants attention.
A poodle has already fucked ‘em FOR SCIENCE and behold I present to you THE WOODLE
April 8, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Been done.
What we got here is a lightly gene-edited c. lupus because weird billionaire wants attention.
A poodle has already fucked ‘em FOR SCIENCE and behold I present to you THE WOODLE
What we got here is a lightly gene-edited c. lupus because weird billionaire wants attention.
A poodle has already fucked ‘em FOR SCIENCE and behold I present to you THE WOODLE
Instead of walking downstairs to my bookshelf to address a question about germinating older seed, I asked Internet for Human-Authored Website.
Internet is inducing strokes.
Internet is ALL lying plagiarism machine.
Behold, beneath the banner of roasted coffee beans …
Internet is inducing strokes.
Internet is ALL lying plagiarism machine.
Behold, beneath the banner of roasted coffee beans …
April 7, 2025 at 8:57 AM
Instead of walking downstairs to my bookshelf to address a question about germinating older seed, I asked Internet for Human-Authored Website.
Internet is inducing strokes.
Internet is ALL lying plagiarism machine.
Behold, beneath the banner of roasted coffee beans …
Internet is inducing strokes.
Internet is ALL lying plagiarism machine.
Behold, beneath the banner of roasted coffee beans …
The promised Feds at the Wine Mom march in Pixburgh.
I’d have missed Boy In Black if Resting Mossad Face coulda turned it down a little. They were *so stealthy* with their silent look-nods and scanning the crowd and brand-new REI wardrobes. 3rd fed pretended to be with a family group, but wasn’t.
I’d have missed Boy In Black if Resting Mossad Face coulda turned it down a little. They were *so stealthy* with their silent look-nods and scanning the crowd and brand-new REI wardrobes. 3rd fed pretended to be with a family group, but wasn’t.
April 6, 2025 at 2:11 AM
The promised Feds at the Wine Mom march in Pixburgh.
I’d have missed Boy In Black if Resting Mossad Face coulda turned it down a little. They were *so stealthy* with their silent look-nods and scanning the crowd and brand-new REI wardrobes. 3rd fed pretended to be with a family group, but wasn’t.
I’d have missed Boy In Black if Resting Mossad Face coulda turned it down a little. They were *so stealthy* with their silent look-nods and scanning the crowd and brand-new REI wardrobes. 3rd fed pretended to be with a family group, but wasn’t.
@dieworkwear.bsky.social
I got this because of the toe lifts that apparently trick his diseased cerebellum into keeping him upright.
But
WHAT THE HELL WITH THESE TROUSERS?
I got this because of the toe lifts that apparently trick his diseased cerebellum into keeping him upright.
But
WHAT THE HELL WITH THESE TROUSERS?
March 26, 2025 at 7:30 PM
@dieworkwear.bsky.social
I got this because of the toe lifts that apparently trick his diseased cerebellum into keeping him upright.
But
WHAT THE HELL WITH THESE TROUSERS?
I got this because of the toe lifts that apparently trick his diseased cerebellum into keeping him upright.
But
WHAT THE HELL WITH THESE TROUSERS?
No, no.
The tomato seeds are germinating you have to STAHP THAT RIGHT NOW.
The tomato seeds are germinating you have to STAHP THAT RIGHT NOW.
March 26, 2025 at 3:09 PM
No, no.
The tomato seeds are germinating you have to STAHP THAT RIGHT NOW.
The tomato seeds are germinating you have to STAHP THAT RIGHT NOW.
Yinzers (and others, check your local conditions), there may be a show tonight
March 22, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Yinzers (and others, check your local conditions), there may be a show tonight
Post a fictional character who you think would be an antivaxxer.
Hard mode: No villains
Hard mode: No villains
March 20, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Post a fictional character who you think would be an antivaxxer.
Hard mode: No villains
Hard mode: No villains
Gobbles the Hôwselamb, aka The Void, spent sheeptime amid the flock yesterday. Went very well. Excellent sheeping.
But he still asserts that he is a stockdog puppy.
“I yam puppeh. I sleeps in puppehbox. Sam is mah momz.”
But he still asserts that he is a stockdog puppy.
“I yam puppeh. I sleeps in puppehbox. Sam is mah momz.”
March 16, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Gobbles the Hôwselamb, aka The Void, spent sheeptime amid the flock yesterday. Went very well. Excellent sheeping.
But he still asserts that he is a stockdog puppy.
“I yam puppeh. I sleeps in puppehbox. Sam is mah momz.”
But he still asserts that he is a stockdog puppy.
“I yam puppeh. I sleeps in puppehbox. Sam is mah momz.”
This is a lamb. Hôwsegôtez were 2021
March 16, 2025 at 2:22 AM
This is a lamb. Hôwsegôtez were 2021
The New Adventures of SpudMan and The Void
March 15, 2025 at 12:50 AM
The New Adventures of SpudMan and The Void
I have lots of experience photographing black dogs and cats, arranging light and angles so their beautiful features pop.
Höwselamb Gobbles has defeated me. His blackness is The Void. No light can escape his surface. He is a lamb-shaped singularity.
Höwselamb Gobbles has defeated me. His blackness is The Void. No light can escape his surface. He is a lamb-shaped singularity.
March 13, 2025 at 4:27 PM
I have lots of experience photographing black dogs and cats, arranging light and angles so their beautiful features pop.
Höwselamb Gobbles has defeated me. His blackness is The Void. No light can escape his surface. He is a lamb-shaped singularity.
Höwselamb Gobbles has defeated me. His blackness is The Void. No light can escape his surface. He is a lamb-shaped singularity.
Today’s surprise: that heterozygoat meme, except, lamb
🤷🏻♀️
🤷🏻♀️
March 10, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Today’s surprise: that heterozygoat meme, except, lamb
🤷🏻♀️
🤷🏻♀️
Me and my weird son demand brekkfist
March 7, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Me and my weird son demand brekkfist
I am excited to inform everyone that Gobbles The Not-Quite-Right HouseLamb has figured out that his milky-milk comes from the refrigerator
March 5, 2025 at 2:22 AM
I am excited to inform everyone that Gobbles The Not-Quite-Right HouseLamb has figured out that his milky-milk comes from the refrigerator
We are fucking DOOMED.
If this gobbledygook was not generated by the lying plagiarism machine, then the “reporter” is equally incoherent , a REAL POSSIBILITY.
No citizen can be expected to parse out what is going on from this absolute shitpile of random words.
If this gobbledygook was not generated by the lying plagiarism machine, then the “reporter” is equally incoherent , a REAL POSSIBILITY.
No citizen can be expected to parse out what is going on from this absolute shitpile of random words.
February 28, 2025 at 6:02 PM
We are fucking DOOMED.
If this gobbledygook was not generated by the lying plagiarism machine, then the “reporter” is equally incoherent , a REAL POSSIBILITY.
No citizen can be expected to parse out what is going on from this absolute shitpile of random words.
If this gobbledygook was not generated by the lying plagiarism machine, then the “reporter” is equally incoherent , a REAL POSSIBILITY.
No citizen can be expected to parse out what is going on from this absolute shitpile of random words.
They are chaos demons who like to break into my house (how?) and do a mayhem.
I keep butterfly nets stashed in most rooms.
I keep butterfly nets stashed in most rooms.
February 7, 2025 at 4:26 AM
They are chaos demons who like to break into my house (how?) and do a mayhem.
I keep butterfly nets stashed in most rooms.
I keep butterfly nets stashed in most rooms.
Okay, that was my guess-ish.
I usually use DDG now. Accidentally used google. Check out this LLM bullshit.
Stupid CERN weasel.
I usually use DDG now. Accidentally used google. Check out this LLM bullshit.
Stupid CERN weasel.
February 1, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Okay, that was my guess-ish.
I usually use DDG now. Accidentally used google. Check out this LLM bullshit.
Stupid CERN weasel.
I usually use DDG now. Accidentally used google. Check out this LLM bullshit.
Stupid CERN weasel.
I tried to find it in my mapping app
No hill on USGS topo view
No hill in 3D view
Finally found *this* by monkeying with topo formats
“Big Hill”
Oh honey, no
Not to throw shade on a burial mound. Somebodies built up a lot of shells and earth. As a gravesite, top marks.
But
No hill on USGS topo view
No hill in 3D view
Finally found *this* by monkeying with topo formats
“Big Hill”
Oh honey, no
Not to throw shade on a burial mound. Somebodies built up a lot of shells and earth. As a gravesite, top marks.
But
January 31, 2025 at 7:54 AM
I tried to find it in my mapping app
No hill on USGS topo view
No hill in 3D view
Finally found *this* by monkeying with topo formats
“Big Hill”
Oh honey, no
Not to throw shade on a burial mound. Somebodies built up a lot of shells and earth. As a gravesite, top marks.
But
No hill on USGS topo view
No hill in 3D view
Finally found *this* by monkeying with topo formats
“Big Hill”
Oh honey, no
Not to throw shade on a burial mound. Somebodies built up a lot of shells and earth. As a gravesite, top marks.
But
NOTHING is on-label for goats. Almost no vets will touch them, and honestly, for good reason. Their favorite trick is to pretend to be getting better and then change their minds. Also, highly-inventive suicide methods.
And then you get one who has no business surviving and she just … does
And then you get one who has no business surviving and she just … does
January 31, 2025 at 4:31 AM
NOTHING is on-label for goats. Almost no vets will touch them, and honestly, for good reason. Their favorite trick is to pretend to be getting better and then change their minds. Also, highly-inventive suicide methods.
And then you get one who has no business surviving and she just … does
And then you get one who has no business surviving and she just … does
Tiny crimebag just spent an hour doing chaos in my house. Squalling irate orange cat locked in a crate while dogs indicated ephemeral sightings.
She was especially enjoying the room where I have art glass laid out for cataloging/sale and many delicate bones and specimens on high shelves.
She was especially enjoying the room where I have art glass laid out for cataloging/sale and many delicate bones and specimens on high shelves.
January 26, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Tiny crimebag just spent an hour doing chaos in my house. Squalling irate orange cat locked in a crate while dogs indicated ephemeral sightings.
She was especially enjoying the room where I have art glass laid out for cataloging/sale and many delicate bones and specimens on high shelves.
She was especially enjoying the room where I have art glass laid out for cataloging/sale and many delicate bones and specimens on high shelves.
