The Adequate A’Tuin
@pavlovsbitch.bsky.social
Resting bitch brain.
We have such a long driveway
April 15, 2025 at 12:56 AM
We have such a long driveway
You don’t have to finish, you just have to get to irrevocable
You got this
By “this” I of course mean a large prybar
You got this
By “this” I of course mean a large prybar
April 13, 2025 at 10:33 PM
You don’t have to finish, you just have to get to irrevocable
You got this
By “this” I of course mean a large prybar
You got this
By “this” I of course mean a large prybar
Director: Now look thirsty, really leer at this player.
Actresses: Cool. Cheeky, horny, evokes that one meme.
Director: Now stick throbbing cartoon clip art over their eyes to change the joke to “bitches fuck for money.”
Actresses: Cool. Cheeky, horny, evokes that one meme.
Director: Now stick throbbing cartoon clip art over their eyes to change the joke to “bitches fuck for money.”
April 11, 2025 at 6:47 AM
Director: Now look thirsty, really leer at this player.
Actresses: Cool. Cheeky, horny, evokes that one meme.
Director: Now stick throbbing cartoon clip art over their eyes to change the joke to “bitches fuck for money.”
Actresses: Cool. Cheeky, horny, evokes that one meme.
Director: Now stick throbbing cartoon clip art over their eyes to change the joke to “bitches fuck for money.”
Since others have abundantly covered the core of this imbecility …
Guess neither Cornell nor Columbia could hammer the lie/lay distinction into you.
Jesus these fucking people.
Guess neither Cornell nor Columbia could hammer the lie/lay distinction into you.
Jesus these fucking people.
April 11, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Since others have abundantly covered the core of this imbecility …
Guess neither Cornell nor Columbia could hammer the lie/lay distinction into you.
Jesus these fucking people.
Guess neither Cornell nor Columbia could hammer the lie/lay distinction into you.
Jesus these fucking people.
Please present the non-citizen voters who have occasioned this unprecedented emergency you empty haircut
April 11, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Please present the non-citizen voters who have occasioned this unprecedented emergency you empty haircut
In the words of a great genius of our moment
Were you homeschooled by a pigeon?
Were you homeschooled by a pigeon?
April 10, 2025 at 9:39 PM
In the words of a great genius of our moment
Were you homeschooled by a pigeon?
Were you homeschooled by a pigeon?
They do, but hummingbirds don’t nest in barren rock gardens
April 10, 2025 at 5:14 PM
They do, but hummingbirds don’t nest in barren rock gardens
What’s the basis of their beef?
April 10, 2025 at 4:26 PM
What’s the basis of their beef?
This is the coolest thing I have learned about this week
I wish I could find a complete list of titles
I wish I could find a complete list of titles
April 10, 2025 at 4:07 PM
This is the coolest thing I have learned about this week
I wish I could find a complete list of titles
I wish I could find a complete list of titles
Rightly so
Many have had occasion to curse their creator, but this animal’s grievance exceeds most others
Many have had occasion to curse their creator, but this animal’s grievance exceeds most others
April 8, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Rightly so
Many have had occasion to curse their creator, but this animal’s grievance exceeds most others
Many have had occasion to curse their creator, but this animal’s grievance exceeds most others
Pierre was a brave little fucker …
April 8, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Pierre was a brave little fucker …
Groomers report that F1 doodles are The Worst because they shed normal dog undercoat into a tangle of curly poodle hair, and their dumb owners do no maintenance combing.
Put yourself in the position of a fucking WOLF with a hairdon’t that requires regular primping.
Put yourself in the position of a fucking WOLF with a hairdon’t that requires regular primping.
April 8, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Groomers report that F1 doodles are The Worst because they shed normal dog undercoat into a tangle of curly poodle hair, and their dumb owners do no maintenance combing.
Put yourself in the position of a fucking WOLF with a hairdon’t that requires regular primping.
Put yourself in the position of a fucking WOLF with a hairdon’t that requires regular primping.
I will be over here on the other side of the 9’ fence
April 8, 2025 at 3:14 PM
I will be over here on the other side of the 9’ fence
Go rub your face in that tangled mat of hair and report back
April 8, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Go rub your face in that tangled mat of hair and report back
(I think the researcher actually called them pu-wo or sumthin, scientists are Bad At Language)
April 8, 2025 at 3:10 PM
(I think the researcher actually called them pu-wo or sumthin, scientists are Bad At Language)
Been done.
What we got here is a lightly gene-edited c. lupus because weird billionaire wants attention.
A poodle has already fucked ‘em FOR SCIENCE and behold I present to you THE WOODLE
What we got here is a lightly gene-edited c. lupus because weird billionaire wants attention.
A poodle has already fucked ‘em FOR SCIENCE and behold I present to you THE WOODLE
April 8, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Been done.
What we got here is a lightly gene-edited c. lupus because weird billionaire wants attention.
A poodle has already fucked ‘em FOR SCIENCE and behold I present to you THE WOODLE
What we got here is a lightly gene-edited c. lupus because weird billionaire wants attention.
A poodle has already fucked ‘em FOR SCIENCE and behold I present to you THE WOODLE
I reported as such but it’s a more sophisticated version, if so.
At some point, reply bot and untreated delusional disorder converge and what better place than a “Jewish saint fan account?”
At some point, reply bot and untreated delusional disorder converge and what better place than a “Jewish saint fan account?”
April 7, 2025 at 6:58 PM
I reported as such but it’s a more sophisticated version, if so.
At some point, reply bot and untreated delusional disorder converge and what better place than a “Jewish saint fan account?”
At some point, reply bot and untreated delusional disorder converge and what better place than a “Jewish saint fan account?”
(I did consider that varnish had darkened, this happens and can yield to restoration, but look at that blinding white shirt. Nope.)
April 7, 2025 at 6:53 PM
(I did consider that varnish had darkened, this happens and can yield to restoration, but look at that blinding white shirt. Nope.)
I was torn between studying that question and the urgency of immediately blocking them and their little fwends.
New Tankie just dropped? COINTELPRO?
Yes, babe, there’s a WAY that current and former Mossad carry themselves and this is aspirational for some 3-letter bois.
New Tankie just dropped? COINTELPRO?
Yes, babe, there’s a WAY that current and former Mossad carry themselves and this is aspirational for some 3-letter bois.
April 7, 2025 at 6:27 PM
I was torn between studying that question and the urgency of immediately blocking them and their little fwends.
New Tankie just dropped? COINTELPRO?
Yes, babe, there’s a WAY that current and former Mossad carry themselves and this is aspirational for some 3-letter bois.
New Tankie just dropped? COINTELPRO?
Yes, babe, there’s a WAY that current and former Mossad carry themselves and this is aspirational for some 3-letter bois.
Photographers: It’s just impossible to get Black skin properly lit, it’s just, photons, man, yer gunna be a dark blob
People: What now?
Painter: hold my beer
YES I KNOW THIS IS NOT THE CRUX OF THE PROBLEM THAT HAS BEEN COVERED BY MANY OTHERS JUST ROLL WITH ME
People: What now?
Painter: hold my beer
YES I KNOW THIS IS NOT THE CRUX OF THE PROBLEM THAT HAS BEEN COVERED BY MANY OTHERS JUST ROLL WITH ME
April 7, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Photographers: It’s just impossible to get Black skin properly lit, it’s just, photons, man, yer gunna be a dark blob
People: What now?
Painter: hold my beer
YES I KNOW THIS IS NOT THE CRUX OF THE PROBLEM THAT HAS BEEN COVERED BY MANY OTHERS JUST ROLL WITH ME
People: What now?
Painter: hold my beer
YES I KNOW THIS IS NOT THE CRUX OF THE PROBLEM THAT HAS BEEN COVERED BY MANY OTHERS JUST ROLL WITH ME