This is (to put it mildly) inconsistent with what my recollection is of how ACPS staff talked during RAC process—often directly in response to (excellent) advocacy by West End parents—about plans to socialize/publicize the redistricting to families

Incredibly frustrating. I wish it was surprising.

Computers were a skill. They were taught in classrooms as a skill. Skills give you power over your tools because you work them as an expert and that is leverage to multiply externally.

And then computers became an A/B tested telemetry-based advertising conduit to brains for SaaS recurring revenue.

Man this guy took away a VERY different lesson from the Judgement of Solomon…

Oh god you're gonna have so many Dartmouth grads in your menchies, "iT's NoT bEeR pOnG iF yOu DoN't UsE PinG pOnG pAddLes"

Waffle eyes
👏🏻👏🏻
Are watching you

Cook it upside down so the juices moisturize the breast meat instead of making the dark meat soggy

Man too tall for Disney rides wants to deny them to children

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You misspelled “while”

Tendiana Windiana

I think this means X-Files is canonically set in an alternate timeline in which the 1930 annexation from Arlington County never happened?

No clue the show’s position on the territorial sovereignty of Occupied Alexandria/Shirlington, but I Want To Believe it acknowledges Alexandria’s superior claims

I mean he’d be second on the list of Problematic Subway Spokesmen but it would be a DISTANT second

It’s so damn good