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"Every 3 times I swing this axe at my ankle, my foot just falls off!"
November 13, 2025 at 6:11 PM
"Every 3 times I swing this axe at my ankle, my foot just falls off!"
"Right, that's our customary 2 minutes honouring those who died fighting fascism. Now, back to our fascism!"
November 11, 2025 at 1:21 PM
"Right, that's our customary 2 minutes honouring those who died fighting fascism. Now, back to our fascism!"
The rubber duck avatar may have undermined the seriousness of my response, but I like to think I still got my point across.
October 20, 2025 at 7:32 PM
The rubber duck avatar may have undermined the seriousness of my response, but I like to think I still got my point across.
I emailed my employer as I hadn't received 2 weeks worth of wages and that I (don't) have the (missing) text messages to prove it, and this was the response I got:
October 20, 2025 at 6:45 PM
I emailed my employer as I hadn't received 2 weeks worth of wages and that I (don't) have the (missing) text messages to prove it, and this was the response I got:
October 15, 2025 at 6:12 PM
It's official, racism has overtaken capitalism as America's primary ideology.
October 11, 2025 at 6:55 PM
It's official, racism has overtaken capitalism as America's primary ideology.
One user was so grateful for all the time I spent fixing his phone he bought me and my team a tin of sewing supplies.
October 9, 2025 at 12:17 PM
One user was so grateful for all the time I spent fixing his phone he bought me and my team a tin of sewing supplies.
It's all the same stuff, people, can't we all just get along?
October 6, 2025 at 11:10 PM
It's all the same stuff, people, can't we all just get along?
It happened again.
October 4, 2025 at 4:50 PM
It happened again.
Reading is hard.
October 3, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Reading is hard.
"You could have caused an international incident."
"I'm sorry, is one country invading another not already an "international incident"?
"But who gave you the right to interfere in another nation's affairs?"
"The same people that gave Boravia the right to do exactly the same thing, now shut up."
"I'm sorry, is one country invading another not already an "international incident"?
"But who gave you the right to interfere in another nation's affairs?"
"The same people that gave Boravia the right to do exactly the same thing, now shut up."
September 29, 2025 at 7:29 AM
"You could have caused an international incident."
"I'm sorry, is one country invading another not already an "international incident"?
"But who gave you the right to interfere in another nation's affairs?"
"The same people that gave Boravia the right to do exactly the same thing, now shut up."
"I'm sorry, is one country invading another not already an "international incident"?
"But who gave you the right to interfere in another nation's affairs?"
"The same people that gave Boravia the right to do exactly the same thing, now shut up."
I could never work on a building site. I'd be saying stuff like "chuck us another can of "Francois", would you mate?" and everyone would look at me like I was an insane person.
September 25, 2025 at 10:38 PM
I could never work on a building site. I'd be saying stuff like "chuck us another can of "Francois", would you mate?" and everyone would look at me like I was an insane person.
Evangelicals be like:
September 24, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Evangelicals be like:
On todays episode of "Conservatives Are Deeply Unserious People", nothing says "it's wrong to advocate for the deaths of your political opponents" like... advocating for the deaths of your political opponents.
September 17, 2025 at 10:24 PM
On todays episode of "Conservatives Are Deeply Unserious People", nothing says "it's wrong to advocate for the deaths of your political opponents" like... advocating for the deaths of your political opponents.
I may be missing the point a little bit here, but does "self-abuse" still mean what I think it means?
September 16, 2025 at 6:44 PM
I may be missing the point a little bit here, but does "self-abuse" still mean what I think it means?
Why is it, during times of economic hardship, the poorest of the poor are expected to give up everything before the richest of the rich give up anything?
September 12, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Why is it, during times of economic hardship, the poorest of the poor are expected to give up everything before the richest of the rich give up anything?
Getting home was fun... #Farringdon
September 11, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Getting home was fun... #Farringdon
"Lovely job on those roundabouts, chaps!"
September 1, 2025 at 6:35 PM
"Lovely job on those roundabouts, chaps!"
Apparently, same here. No wrestlers were recorded for the animated sections of this show.
September 1, 2025 at 9:19 AM
Apparently, same here. No wrestlers were recorded for the animated sections of this show.