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"Every 3 times I swing this axe at my ankle, my foot just falls off!"
November 13, 2025 at 6:11 PM
"Every 3 times I swing this axe at my ankle, my foot just falls off!"
"Right, that's our customary 2 minutes honouring those who died fighting fascism. Now, back to our fascism!"
November 11, 2025 at 1:21 PM
"Right, that's our customary 2 minutes honouring those who died fighting fascism. Now, back to our fascism!"
I never really thought of myself as one of those "doing the jobs that British people won't do" type of immigrants, but the last time my department had a vacancy we received so few applicants we had to bring back the last guy who left.
October 27, 2025 at 11:20 PM
I never really thought of myself as one of those "doing the jobs that British people won't do" type of immigrants, but the last time my department had a vacancy we received so few applicants we had to bring back the last guy who left.
I emailed my employer as I hadn't received 2 weeks worth of wages and that I (don't) have the (missing) text messages to prove it, and this was the response I got:
October 20, 2025 at 6:45 PM
I emailed my employer as I hadn't received 2 weeks worth of wages and that I (don't) have the (missing) text messages to prove it, and this was the response I got:
October 15, 2025 at 6:12 PM
It's official, racism has overtaken capitalism as America's primary ideology.
October 11, 2025 at 6:55 PM
It's official, racism has overtaken capitalism as America's primary ideology.
I was troubleshooting the laptop of one of my Gen-Z colleagues by plugging in a network cable, and she looked at the cable and said "is this some kind of non-wireless Wi-Fi?" and all my bones immediately crumbled to dust.
October 10, 2025 at 4:21 PM
I was troubleshooting the laptop of one of my Gen-Z colleagues by plugging in a network cable, and she looked at the cable and said "is this some kind of non-wireless Wi-Fi?" and all my bones immediately crumbled to dust.
One user was so grateful for all the time I spent fixing his phone he bought me and my team a tin of sewing supplies.
October 9, 2025 at 12:17 PM
One user was so grateful for all the time I spent fixing his phone he bought me and my team a tin of sewing supplies.
It's all the same stuff, people, can't we all just get along?
October 6, 2025 at 11:10 PM
It's all the same stuff, people, can't we all just get along?
It happened again.
October 4, 2025 at 4:50 PM
It happened again.
Reading is hard.
October 3, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Reading is hard.
"You could have caused an international incident."
"I'm sorry, is one country invading another not already an "international incident"?
"But who gave you the right to interfere in another nation's affairs?"
"The same people that gave Boravia the right to do exactly the same thing, now shut up."
"I'm sorry, is one country invading another not already an "international incident"?
"But who gave you the right to interfere in another nation's affairs?"
"The same people that gave Boravia the right to do exactly the same thing, now shut up."
September 29, 2025 at 7:29 AM
"You could have caused an international incident."
"I'm sorry, is one country invading another not already an "international incident"?
"But who gave you the right to interfere in another nation's affairs?"
"The same people that gave Boravia the right to do exactly the same thing, now shut up."
"I'm sorry, is one country invading another not already an "international incident"?
"But who gave you the right to interfere in another nation's affairs?"
"The same people that gave Boravia the right to do exactly the same thing, now shut up."
I could never work on a building site. I'd be saying stuff like "chuck us another can of "Francois", would you mate?" and everyone would look at me like I was an insane person.
September 25, 2025 at 10:38 PM
I could never work on a building site. I'd be saying stuff like "chuck us another can of "Francois", would you mate?" and everyone would look at me like I was an insane person.
Evangelicals be like:
September 24, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Evangelicals be like:
On todays episode of "Conservatives Are Deeply Unserious People", nothing says "it's wrong to advocate for the deaths of your political opponents" like... advocating for the deaths of your political opponents.
September 17, 2025 at 10:24 PM
On todays episode of "Conservatives Are Deeply Unserious People", nothing says "it's wrong to advocate for the deaths of your political opponents" like... advocating for the deaths of your political opponents.
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You want to be alive, but they want you dead. We’re a new, well, funded democratic group that thinks you can meet them halfway.
September 17, 2025 at 2:07 PM
You want to be alive, but they want you dead. We’re a new, well, funded democratic group that thinks you can meet them halfway.
I may be missing the point a little bit here, but does "self-abuse" still mean what I think it means?
September 16, 2025 at 6:44 PM
I may be missing the point a little bit here, but does "self-abuse" still mean what I think it means?
2024: Sympathy is a Knife
2025: Fame is a Gun
2026: Respect is a Crossbow
2027: Admiration is a Halberd
2028: Empathy is a Flanged Mace
2029: Compassion is a Hand Grenade
2030: Adulation is a Quarterstaff
2031: Recognition is a Zweihander
2025: Fame is a Gun
2026: Respect is a Crossbow
2027: Admiration is a Halberd
2028: Empathy is a Flanged Mace
2029: Compassion is a Hand Grenade
2030: Adulation is a Quarterstaff
2031: Recognition is a Zweihander
September 14, 2025 at 3:52 PM
2024: Sympathy is a Knife
2025: Fame is a Gun
2026: Respect is a Crossbow
2027: Admiration is a Halberd
2028: Empathy is a Flanged Mace
2029: Compassion is a Hand Grenade
2030: Adulation is a Quarterstaff
2031: Recognition is a Zweihander
2025: Fame is a Gun
2026: Respect is a Crossbow
2027: Admiration is a Halberd
2028: Empathy is a Flanged Mace
2029: Compassion is a Hand Grenade
2030: Adulation is a Quarterstaff
2031: Recognition is a Zweihander
Why is it, during times of economic hardship, the poorest of the poor are expected to give up everything before the richest of the rich give up anything?
September 12, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Why is it, during times of economic hardship, the poorest of the poor are expected to give up everything before the richest of the rich give up anything?
Getting home was fun... #Farringdon
September 11, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Getting home was fun... #Farringdon
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This gets progressively funnier with every use of the term "floppy".
![One of Britain’s most senior police officers has launched an angry tirade against Extinction Rebellion protesters going “all floppy” when they get arrested.
Sir Stephen House, the deputy commissioner of the Metropolitan police, said the tactic of going limp was a “flipping nuisance” as it required extra officers to drag protesters away.
House told a London assembly police and crime committee hearing: “We have asked them to stop being floppy. And that might seem like a silly thing to say, but when we arrest them and pick them up, they go all floppy, which is why you see four or five officers carrying them away. It’s a complete waste of officers’ time, and a complete pain in the neck.”
Extinction Rebellion: how successful were the latest protests?
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House also expressed annoyance at how the tactic made the police look heavy-handed. He said: “The problem with them going floppy and four offices carrying them away [is that it] looks to the general public like police are overreacting here. We’re not making them go floppy. They’re just sort of being a nuisance.”](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:7uvcqt45oqlutlrtgx7bpodq/bafkreie7yqxb4cj2t4gxftiqsno5wgk2kczb5vbtj7wh2b2u5sjtqtdrku@jpeg)
September 5, 2025 at 8:27 PM
This gets progressively funnier with every use of the term "floppy".
"Lovely job on those roundabouts, chaps!"
September 1, 2025 at 6:35 PM
"Lovely job on those roundabouts, chaps!"