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Paul Turner
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Dunlewey pool champion 1981. Two time cancer survivor thanks to Belfast Trust Cancer Centre. Crystal Palace fan 40+ years .
Spectacular!
December 6, 2025 at 8:46 AM
December 3, 2025 at 9:11 AM
Seems like a messy divorce.
November 29, 2025 at 3:48 PM
November 1, 2025 at 8:36 PM
The artist formerly….
October 31, 2025 at 8:43 PM
The Carlingford Arms have a way with words.
October 23, 2025 at 1:55 PM
What sort of example is this for the Garda to be setting?
October 23, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Know this.

If Farage has his way it won't be long before it's not flags they are hanging from lampposts and bridges.

Think about that.
August 27, 2025 at 1:47 AM
BREAKING: Rupert Lowe reports suspected apocalypse.
August 8, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Bliss.
August 5, 2025 at 8:33 PM
A great double celebration gift from a very dear friend.
June 10, 2025 at 6:59 AM
@sarf-london.bsky.social Lucky socks combo for the win!
May 18, 2025 at 5:12 PM
I'm old enough to remember when refuse collectors and care workers were "key workers" .
May 15, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Killjoys.
May 14, 2025 at 5:02 AM
First world problems.

It was bad enough that they changed the name from "Opal Fruits" to "Starburst" but now you can't even unwrap the bloody things to eat them!
May 13, 2025 at 10:32 AM
Get this done!
Yesterday, I was reading about the known US producer/actor who is developing #Scarfolk for TV.
Sounds great!..
...except it's not true.

If you're a producer who has entertained the idea of pursuing Scarfolk but haven't because you assumed it was already optioned and/or in development, it's not.
January 25, 2025 at 7:37 PM
BREAKING: It's official. Chris Rea has embarked on his homeward journey. Traffic updates to follow.
December 1, 2024 at 7:59 PM
Proper politics.
November 23, 2024 at 7:20 PM
Jeremy Clarkson checking the oil in his new tractor.
November 22, 2024 at 6:14 PM
Magnificent.
November 17, 2024 at 4:47 PM
Well. That was a great party. One of the best nights I’ve had in years. I don’t think the french polisher will save our skins this time. Cheers!
November 17, 2024 at 3:05 PM
Pot of gold just off Culdaff beach, Co Donegal.
November 16, 2024 at 5:26 PM
Reddit “Is this a scam?”
November 15, 2024 at 12:01 PM
@sarf-london.bsky.social Good to see you, sir.
September 19, 2023 at 3:11 PM
Well hello there.
July 29, 2023 at 3:30 PM