Paul T. 🧪🧬
@paultmorrison.bsky.social
43 years of academic wet bench biotech science DFCI/HMS ending with genomics and lots of data. 🧪 🧬
How is it possible that 38% still approve of Trump?
I asked AI if Germany still approved of Hitler after the war.
I asked AI if Germany still approved of Hitler after the war.
October 22, 2025 at 3:24 PM
How is it possible that 38% still approve of Trump?
I asked AI if Germany still approved of Hitler after the war.
I asked AI if Germany still approved of Hitler after the war.
They pepper sprayed the inflatable Frog.
They handcuffed the inflatable penis.
They arrest Hello Kitty.
Canada should invade with inflatable beavers.
#inflatablebeavers
#Antifafrog
#Hellokitty
#inflatablepenis
We have just begun to mock. We hold the line when inflatable beavers are handcuffed.
They handcuffed the inflatable penis.
They arrest Hello Kitty.
Canada should invade with inflatable beavers.
#inflatablebeavers
#Antifafrog
#Hellokitty
#inflatablepenis
We have just begun to mock. We hold the line when inflatable beavers are handcuffed.
October 20, 2025 at 2:57 PM
They pepper sprayed the inflatable Frog.
They handcuffed the inflatable penis.
They arrest Hello Kitty.
Canada should invade with inflatable beavers.
#inflatablebeavers
#Antifafrog
#Hellokitty
#inflatablepenis
We have just begun to mock. We hold the line when inflatable beavers are handcuffed.
They handcuffed the inflatable penis.
They arrest Hello Kitty.
Canada should invade with inflatable beavers.
#inflatablebeavers
#Antifafrog
#Hellokitty
#inflatablepenis
We have just begun to mock. We hold the line when inflatable beavers are handcuffed.
Chicago protest theme is bees.
October 13, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Chicago protest theme is bees.
Does the Portland frog have to wait a year?
October 13, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Does the Portland frog have to wait a year?
Today's Newsom troll.
NDS syndrome.
NDS syndrome.
September 3, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Today's Newsom troll.
NDS syndrome.
NDS syndrome.
It is possible that Trump is about to throw RFKJunior under the bus. I'm still staying away from the Oregon Trail.
September 1, 2025 at 4:32 PM
It is possible that Trump is about to throw RFKJunior under the bus. I'm still staying away from the Oregon Trail.
September 1, 8:15 AM: Move over Elon because Donald is about to throw RFK Junior under the bus. Operation Warp Speed was Trump's idea and it was brilliant.
I'm setting a shot clock for 21 days. No way does RFKJr make it to Columbus Day weekend.
New script for MAGA and MAHA being typed up.
I'm setting a shot clock for 21 days. No way does RFKJr make it to Columbus Day weekend.
New script for MAGA and MAHA being typed up.
September 1, 2025 at 4:21 PM
September 1, 8:15 AM: Move over Elon because Donald is about to throw RFK Junior under the bus. Operation Warp Speed was Trump's idea and it was brilliant.
I'm setting a shot clock for 21 days. No way does RFKJr make it to Columbus Day weekend.
New script for MAGA and MAHA being typed up.
I'm setting a shot clock for 21 days. No way does RFKJr make it to Columbus Day weekend.
New script for MAGA and MAHA being typed up.
Gavin trolling MAGA on Twitter is epic. But don't go to Twitter. Just search "XCANCEL"
August 17, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Gavin trolling MAGA on Twitter is epic. But don't go to Twitter. Just search "XCANCEL"
Maybe we shouldn't complain about RFK Junior so much since this dude might be on Trump's short list.
August 15, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Maybe we shouldn't complain about RFK Junior so much since this dude might be on Trump's short list.
Mike Johnson always reminded me of Baghdad Bob, "Nothing to see here. Everyone loves our leader!"
July 19, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Mike Johnson always reminded me of Baghdad Bob, "Nothing to see here. Everyone loves our leader!"
When is a conspiracy coverup actually a coverup?
July 14, 2025 at 7:43 PM
When is a conspiracy coverup actually a coverup?
Will there be chickens with Tacos?
June 4, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Will there be chickens with Tacos?
#K2-18B clarifies. 100% tariffs on all goods to USA except smelly rotten egg DMS. No tariffs on fresh poutine to Canada and importing Canadians to protect them in trade war. Elbows up.
April 18, 2025 at 12:54 PM
#K2-18B clarifies. 100% tariffs on all goods to USA except smelly rotten egg DMS. No tariffs on fresh poutine to Canada and importing Canadians to protect them in trade war. Elbows up.
I don't think Adolf ordered wearing it but if you wanted to stay in favor ...
front perimeter: EIN VOLK (SWASTIKA) EIN REICH (SWASTIKA) EIN FUHRER (SWASTIKA) [ONE PEOPLE - ONE COUNTRY - ONE LEADER]
front perimeter: EIN VOLK (SWASTIKA) EIN REICH (SWASTIKA) EIN FUHRER (SWASTIKA) [ONE PEOPLE - ONE COUNTRY - ONE LEADER]
April 12, 2025 at 3:59 PM
I don't think Adolf ordered wearing it but if you wanted to stay in favor ...
front perimeter: EIN VOLK (SWASTIKA) EIN REICH (SWASTIKA) EIN FUHRER (SWASTIKA) [ONE PEOPLE - ONE COUNTRY - ONE LEADER]
front perimeter: EIN VOLK (SWASTIKA) EIN REICH (SWASTIKA) EIN FUHRER (SWASTIKA) [ONE PEOPLE - ONE COUNTRY - ONE LEADER]
The internet is full of suggestions. My google search is focusing on "Musk+Trump+Puppet" images. It got Bannon kicked to the curb last time.
April 3, 2025 at 2:10 PM
The internet is full of suggestions. My google search is focusing on "Musk+Trump+Puppet" images. It got Bannon kicked to the curb last time.
DOW plummets over 1,300 points after Liberation Day I have turned to making posters for Saturday.
What works on a make believe King? Point out he is not the king. A little truth with a touch of ridicule.
What works on a make believe King? Point out he is not the king. A little truth with a touch of ridicule.
April 3, 2025 at 2:06 PM
DOW plummets over 1,300 points after Liberation Day I have turned to making posters for Saturday.
What works on a make believe King? Point out he is not the king. A little truth with a touch of ridicule.
What works on a make believe King? Point out he is not the king. A little truth with a touch of ridicule.
Pussy Willows and flowers popping. Taking a short break from buffing the kayaks and don't tell me it's going to be 28F and windy tomorrow that's fake news. I got my shorts on for the duration.
March 22, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Pussy Willows and flowers popping. Taking a short break from buffing the kayaks and don't tell me it's going to be 28F and windy tomorrow that's fake news. I got my shorts on for the duration.
Only if the two sentences are separated by some negatives like never, nope, not on this watch or Bugs gets in a word.
February 28, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Only if the two sentences are separated by some negatives like never, nope, not on this watch or Bugs gets in a word.
Too slow. It's not going under any of the bridges to Key West so you will all be gone byt the time it makes it to Marco Island
February 27, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Too slow. It's not going under any of the bridges to Key West so you will all be gone byt the time it makes it to Marco Island
Almost even with Miami and hugging the coast. It might do the same up the west coast of FLA because there is an off shore breeze and the ship is a huge sail with a iny but powerful tug way out in front.
February 26, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Almost even with Miami and hugging the coast. It might do the same up the west coast of FLA because there is an off shore breeze and the ship is a huge sail with a iny but powerful tug way out in front.
Last night's lab dream was an upgrade from S35 radioactive gels to actual color chromatograms drawn by an HP pen plotter. I finally got through that hairpin. They always end as a nightmare with a researcher asking to sequence BRCA1, exon11 in 50,000 patient samples. I ask to see his checkbook.
February 26, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Last night's lab dream was an upgrade from S35 radioactive gels to actual color chromatograms drawn by an HP pen plotter. I finally got through that hairpin. They always end as a nightmare with a researcher asking to sequence BRCA1, exon11 in 50,000 patient samples. I ask to see his checkbook.