Paul Muad’Dude
@paulmuaddude.bsky.social
Sheriff & Postmaster of Agnew, Nebraska. Also, just some career IT guy. Ecumenical, egalitarian, evangelical. Left-leaning USMC veteran. Find me riding around on a Honda motorcycle, or a Harley, depending on the day.
My Star Wars Nativity is better than ever this year owing to a) having a complete set of figures to choose from b) getting the full Dagobah set to use as a manger c) sewing Chewbacca a better Life Day robe than my first attempt.
December 7, 2025 at 2:46 PM
My Star Wars Nativity is better than ever this year owing to a) having a complete set of figures to choose from b) getting the full Dagobah set to use as a manger c) sewing Chewbacca a better Life Day robe than my first attempt.
I've been flirting with Threads for the last few weeks and concluded that there's no there beyond a bunch of bots screaming stupid crap at each other. Good to be back here among the human and the sane.
December 7, 2025 at 2:40 PM
I've been flirting with Threads for the last few weeks and concluded that there's no there beyond a bunch of bots screaming stupid crap at each other. Good to be back here among the human and the sane.
TFW you finally have the complete set of vintage Kenner Star Wars figures…
October 18, 2025 at 2:40 AM
TFW you finally have the complete set of vintage Kenner Star Wars figures…
My wife has just discovered what slashfic is; Harry Potter slashfic specifically, and doesn’t seem to know whether to clutch her pearls or sign up for a DA account.
October 12, 2025 at 2:59 PM
My wife has just discovered what slashfic is; Harry Potter slashfic specifically, and doesn’t seem to know whether to clutch her pearls or sign up for a DA account.
What my son said when I gifted him with a vintage Kenner Star Wars Dewback and - unbeknownst to me - he already had one.
October 2, 2025 at 12:02 AM
What my son said when I gifted him with a vintage Kenner Star Wars Dewback and - unbeknownst to me - he already had one.
30-06 really seems to be making a comeback, doesn’t it?
September 24, 2025 at 11:39 PM
30-06 really seems to be making a comeback, doesn’t it?
Canadians do not get enough credit for their contributions to American military infantry weapons; bladed ones in particular.
September 13, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Canadians do not get enough credit for their contributions to American military infantry weapons; bladed ones in particular.
ROFL at this new MAGA spin on college radicalizing Tyler Robinson when my own brother, best friend, and my in-laws are all pro-Trump and mostly postgraduates. Yet here I am with nothing but my HS diploma and a DD214 from the f--king Marines, somehow more left leaning than all of them combined.
September 12, 2025 at 6:07 PM
ROFL at this new MAGA spin on college radicalizing Tyler Robinson when my own brother, best friend, and my in-laws are all pro-Trump and mostly postgraduates. Yet here I am with nothing but my HS diploma and a DD214 from the f--king Marines, somehow more left leaning than all of them combined.
The MAGA kid who shot at Trump couldn't make the shot at 150 meters with a red dot optic. The (presumed) leftie who shot Charlie Kirk did it at 200 meters, their rig as yet unknown.
I don't want to hear any right-winger say we don't know how to use firearms ever again.
I don't want to hear any right-winger say we don't know how to use firearms ever again.
September 10, 2025 at 8:20 PM
The MAGA kid who shot at Trump couldn't make the shot at 150 meters with a red dot optic. The (presumed) leftie who shot Charlie Kirk did it at 200 meters, their rig as yet unknown.
I don't want to hear any right-winger say we don't know how to use firearms ever again.
I don't want to hear any right-winger say we don't know how to use firearms ever again.
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"I think it's worth to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the 2nd Amendment to protect our other God-given rights. That is a prudent deal. It is rational."-Charlie Kirk in 2023, after 6 ppl (inc. 3 children) were shot & killed in a Nashville school
September 10, 2025 at 8:07 PM
"I think it's worth to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the 2nd Amendment to protect our other God-given rights. That is a prudent deal. It is rational."-Charlie Kirk in 2023, after 6 ppl (inc. 3 children) were shot & killed in a Nashville school
Mondo Mando, mondo Lando.
September 9, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Mondo Mando, mondo Lando.
Remember at the end of the Seinfeld Soup Nazi episode Newman is running towards the restaurant with a giant pot? That's been the scene at a local comic for three weekends in a row of “every comic is $1”. Complete runs of Who’s Who, Balder and a Silver Age Batman I know is worth $50 at least.
August 30, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Remember at the end of the Seinfeld Soup Nazi episode Newman is running towards the restaurant with a giant pot? That's been the scene at a local comic for three weekends in a row of “every comic is $1”. Complete runs of Who’s Who, Balder and a Silver Age Batman I know is worth $50 at least.
Shameless plug time. If you’re into pet reptiles at all (particularly varanids), please support my eldest son’s new online reptile shop (Did I mention that he just got engaged)? He has always had a passion for reptilia and has bred these babies with loving care. www.morphmarket.com/us/c/reptile...
Socialized Het Black Dragons Water Monitor by Big Al's VCR: Varanids, Colubrids, and other Reptiles
Water Monitor Morph: Socialized Het Black Dragons, Sex: ?, juvenile, Birth: 8th March 2025, Price: $700, Seller: Big Al's VCR: Varanids, Colubrids, and other Reptiles, Last Updated: 08/22/25, Animal I...
www.morphmarket.com
August 22, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Shameless plug time. If you’re into pet reptiles at all (particularly varanids), please support my eldest son’s new online reptile shop (Did I mention that he just got engaged)? He has always had a passion for reptilia and has bred these babies with loving care. www.morphmarket.com/us/c/reptile...
Tell me your recruiting ad for the New Mexico national guard was not made locally without telling me your recruiting ad more than New Mexico National Guard was not made locally.
August 12, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Tell me your recruiting ad for the New Mexico national guard was not made locally without telling me your recruiting ad more than New Mexico National Guard was not made locally.
30 years of marriage as of this weekend. How it started. How it’s going.
August 11, 2025 at 12:32 AM
30 years of marriage as of this weekend. How it started. How it’s going.
Luigi Mangione is so 2024. abcnews.go.com/US/midtown-s...
Manhattan shooting suspect claimed to have CTE, mentioned NFL in note: 'Study my brain'
The 27-year-old man who shot and killed four people at a Midtown office building on Monday carried a note in his pocket, police sources told ABC News.
abcnews.go.com
July 29, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Luigi Mangione is so 2024. abcnews.go.com/US/midtown-s...
A Han for all seasons.
July 26, 2025 at 9:49 PM
A Han for all seasons.
Me, the first time someone tries to tell me that the new Fantastic Four movie completely ripped off The Incredibles.
July 26, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Me, the first time someone tries to tell me that the new Fantastic Four movie completely ripped off The Incredibles.
Between the Prince of Darkness and the Hulkster, this is not shaping up to be a good week for the 1980's.
July 24, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Between the Prince of Darkness and the Hulkster, this is not shaping up to be a good week for the 1980's.
Achievement Unlocked.
I’ll never be ashamed of my love for Ewoks. Those little fellas were the Viet Cong of the Galactic Empire.
I’ll never be ashamed of my love for Ewoks. Those little fellas were the Viet Cong of the Galactic Empire.
July 17, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Achievement Unlocked.
I’ll never be ashamed of my love for Ewoks. Those little fellas were the Viet Cong of the Galactic Empire.
I’ll never be ashamed of my love for Ewoks. Those little fellas were the Viet Cong of the Galactic Empire.
Had a great time with my brother yesterday excavating the ruins of “Little Beaver Town” just east of Albuquerque on old Route 66.
July 13, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Had a great time with my brother yesterday excavating the ruins of “Little Beaver Town” just east of Albuquerque on old Route 66.
It was admittedly nice for the first time since March 2001 to go through airport security without partially disrobing for a bunch of undertrained goons. It doesn’t excuse this administration from building f—king concentration camps in Florida, but it was still a welcome change.
July 13, 2025 at 3:29 PM
It was admittedly nice for the first time since March 2001 to go through airport security without partially disrobing for a bunch of undertrained goons. It doesn’t excuse this administration from building f—king concentration camps in Florida, but it was still a welcome change.
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Gen X emotional repression, summarized in a single comic book cover. RIP Jim Shooter.
July 2, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Gen X emotional repression, summarized in a single comic book cover. RIP Jim Shooter.
LOL at my daughter for accusing @mayorkeller.bsky.social of intentionally filling all the roads he knows she drives on with orange barrels, when obviously what’s he’s really doing is seeding all of the bike trails he knows that I commute on with broken glass.
June 30, 2025 at 11:49 PM
LOL at my daughter for accusing @mayorkeller.bsky.social of intentionally filling all the roads he knows she drives on with orange barrels, when obviously what’s he’s really doing is seeding all of the bike trails he knows that I commute on with broken glass.