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This is the best day of my life.
My headlights are so bad and the cars behind me are so good that im constantly driving behind my own car's shadow.
November 7, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Josh Naylor jumping to take one off the helmet is so fucking cool. Game 7 yall. #Mariners #BlueJays
October 21, 2025 at 12:24 AM
This was the worst part of the half marathon. I thought it would be the hill from UB to Chase St but no this was worse for some reason. I think its bc when you get to the lake the turnaround looks like its 1000 miles away. Then once youve done it you have another turnaround thats all uphill.
October 19, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Shutting down the streets rules everytime we do it but it sucks when they let cars come right up to the race route and go through bc now every car gets primed to fly through when theres a break in the runners but we still have walkers and bikers going the other way. Should be a hard no, turn around.
October 18, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Ran the half marathon. Finished but the time wasnt great. Started seizing up on mile 12. We live on the marathon route and im so impressed by the people still running it after 6+ hours.
October 18, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Happy 100th birthday Angela Lansbury.
October 16, 2025 at 9:34 PM
If the team around him scores zero points and gets shut out at home (I'm rounding down, one field goal is meaningless) then the whole organization is failing Lamar.
October 12, 2025 at 7:56 PM
I think this shit is giving me asthma.
October 7, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Based on the smell from downtown to Mt Vernon im guessing the sewer is on fire again. #getinonit
October 6, 2025 at 7:46 PM
New/Next Year 3 lets do this yall.
October 3, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Here's something to consider. The Governor of Illinois has an obligation to the people of his state and in fulfilling that obligation hes become a focal point of resistance to Trump with all of the direct threats to his life and the lives of the people around him that come with playing that role.
October 3, 2025 at 4:42 PM
FBI agents arent fooled by a director who needs to get high as fuck to make it through a press conference and generals know what theyre seeing when two tv posers tell them to set their honor on fire.
September 30, 2025 at 4:18 PM
We did a work retreat last week at the Richmond speedway where they let us drive fast cars around the track. Porsches, Lambos, Chargers. I drove a Ferrari 488. Every car at that track was quieter than the 200 muscle cars that explode around Mount Vernon on a daily basis.
September 29, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Marc Marquez won his 7th Grand Prix title and 9th world championship in Japan last night. To understand why this is so significant you have to understand the 2020 Spanish Grand Prix, the greatest performance ever for a rider who didnt finish the race.
September 28, 2025 at 2:43 PM
You need to understand how completely absurd it is to run WNYC and not understand the appeal of Brian Lehrer. Its disqualifying on a human level. Good luck, Baltimore Banner!
WNYC sought change. It got turmoil.
<p>On June 11, 2020, Audrey Cooper, the former editor of the San Francisco Chronicle, was made editor in chief of WNYC, New York’s public radio station.  Among the sparse decorations she installed in ...
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September 25, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Another weeknight show. This time Tropical Fuck Storm at Metro Gallery. What a fun dirty ass rock show. Amazing band. Thank you for not making me go to DC again.
September 25, 2025 at 3:00 AM
In 1992 a writer for either the sun or Gazette wrote a column arguing that Cal should end the streak and rest. I was 10, super pissed off, and i asked my dad why soomeone would write something so stupid. He said "to get you talking about it". Its the same tired shit 33 years later.
September 24, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Shout out to me for making it to DC on a Tuesday night.
September 24, 2025 at 2:43 AM
I should be losing my mind over watching an American play at a high level in Serie A and scoring loads of goals for Milan but I lost every ounce of respect for Pulisic when he did the Trump dance. Every shred. Now hes at best just a shitty person who plays soccer for a living and thats it.
September 23, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Gonna have to rewrite a lot of fucking editorials.
the suspected Charlie Kirk shooter has been identified as 22 year old Tyler Robinson from Utah

very little in his family socials other than that Tyler was very online and dressed up on Halloween specifically to emulate this meme

knowyourmeme.com/memes/cultur...
September 12, 2025 at 3:03 PM
One of the ways you can tell social media is still stuck in this miserable fucking infancy is by how many people think Ezra Klein is in the lucrative business of selling meaningful, good faith opinions. Keep promoting and sharing his bullshit though. I bet he HATES that.
September 11, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Any discussion on left wing political violence should probably start with a bit of non-trivial information like who was the shooter and what was his motivation for commiting murder. Seems like we're skipping a few steps. Weird!
September 11, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Water From Your Eyes - "Life Signs" (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by Water From Your Eyes
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September 10, 2025 at 11:30 PM
shame - Quiet Life (Official Video)
YouTube video by shameVEVO
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September 9, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Just heard a segment on npr regarding Trump's relationship with Epstein and the letter that didnt exist but now does exist and but is a hoax by the democrats. NPR used their NPR voice, the same voice used to announce a quarter point change on the Japanese futures index or a 30% chance of rain in DC.
September 9, 2025 at 12:56 PM