Pauli Rocquettes
@paulierockets.bsky.social
Paragon of Derring-Do and Hardihood. Would you believe Derring-might and Hardlyhood?
Friend to All Cats, large and small
Enemy to MAGA, Fascists, and Nazis—but I repeat myself.
Friend to All Cats, large and small
Enemy to MAGA, Fascists, and Nazis—but I repeat myself.
I am willing to devote the rest of my life to the extinction of billionaires, just as we destroyed all predators that threaten our existence. Sabertooth tigers were relatively harmless.
Name one good billionaire. Maybe you can. Can you name five?
Name one good billionaire. Maybe you can. Can you name five?
November 4, 2025 at 1:50 AM
I am willing to devote the rest of my life to the extinction of billionaires, just as we destroyed all predators that threaten our existence. Sabertooth tigers were relatively harmless.
Name one good billionaire. Maybe you can. Can you name five?
Name one good billionaire. Maybe you can. Can you name five?
November 3, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Is the term “rich bastards” redundant?
November 3, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Is the term “rich bastards” redundant?
Cops don’t exist to fight crime. They kill or injure labor organizers, protestors, and minority members who demand equal rights. Always have.
If you are one, you have to decide which side you are on. If you are with the Gestapo, we will not forgive you. Punishment awaits you.
If you are one, you have to decide which side you are on. If you are with the Gestapo, we will not forgive you. Punishment awaits you.
November 2, 2025 at 9:01 AM
Cops don’t exist to fight crime. They kill or injure labor organizers, protestors, and minority members who demand equal rights. Always have.
If you are one, you have to decide which side you are on. If you are with the Gestapo, we will not forgive you. Punishment awaits you.
If you are one, you have to decide which side you are on. If you are with the Gestapo, we will not forgive you. Punishment awaits you.
The next time we have a massive demonstration we should all bring batons and shotguns. Let’s end this right now. Send in the National Guard? We are the National
Guard.
Same thing with these ICE goons. We should arrest them. They started killing and beating people. Tell them to stand down or else.
Guard.
Same thing with these ICE goons. We should arrest them. They started killing and beating people. Tell them to stand down or else.
October 27, 2025 at 10:45 PM
The next time we have a massive demonstration we should all bring batons and shotguns. Let’s end this right now. Send in the National Guard? We are the National
Guard.
Same thing with these ICE goons. We should arrest them. They started killing and beating people. Tell them to stand down or else.
Guard.
Same thing with these ICE goons. We should arrest them. They started killing and beating people. Tell them to stand down or else.
The current situation reminds me of the Big Red Scare and McCarthyism.
Back then many people’s careers were ruined just because Hollywood had no courage. They blacklisted people for no legal problem. Just out of cowardice.
Back then many people’s careers were ruined just because Hollywood had no courage. They blacklisted people for no legal problem. Just out of cowardice.
September 18, 2025 at 11:53 AM
The current situation reminds me of the Big Red Scare and McCarthyism.
Back then many people’s careers were ruined just because Hollywood had no courage. They blacklisted people for no legal problem. Just out of cowardice.
Back then many people’s careers were ruined just because Hollywood had no courage. They blacklisted people for no legal problem. Just out of cowardice.
Republicans talk in code: “Thoughts and prayers” actually translates out to “F*ck you—I don’t care, in fact, one less person I despise.”
Charlie Kirk was murdered. He leaves behind a wife and two young children. He had many followers. To all of those who feel his loss: Thoughts and prayers.
Charlie Kirk was murdered. He leaves behind a wife and two young children. He had many followers. To all of those who feel his loss: Thoughts and prayers.
September 13, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Republicans talk in code: “Thoughts and prayers” actually translates out to “F*ck you—I don’t care, in fact, one less person I despise.”
Charlie Kirk was murdered. He leaves behind a wife and two young children. He had many followers. To all of those who feel his loss: Thoughts and prayers.
Charlie Kirk was murdered. He leaves behind a wife and two young children. He had many followers. To all of those who feel his loss: Thoughts and prayers.
I was wondering how large Jeju island is. Google gives AI–created crud like this:
Jeju Island is slightly larger than Maui, with Jeju's area being approximately 1,833.2 km²…and Maui's…about 1,903.7 km². Therefore, their areas are quite comparable, with Jeju being slightly smaller.
What crap!
Jeju Island is slightly larger than Maui, with Jeju's area being approximately 1,833.2 km²…and Maui's…about 1,903.7 km². Therefore, their areas are quite comparable, with Jeju being slightly smaller.
What crap!
September 2, 2025 at 9:02 PM
I was wondering how large Jeju island is. Google gives AI–created crud like this:
Jeju Island is slightly larger than Maui, with Jeju's area being approximately 1,833.2 km²…and Maui's…about 1,903.7 km². Therefore, their areas are quite comparable, with Jeju being slightly smaller.
What crap!
Jeju Island is slightly larger than Maui, with Jeju's area being approximately 1,833.2 km²…and Maui's…about 1,903.7 km². Therefore, their areas are quite comparable, with Jeju being slightly smaller.
What crap!
I don’t think he’s dead. Because wouldn’t he rise again on the third day? So I have been assured by very fine people.
September 1, 2025 at 7:27 AM
I don’t think he’s dead. Because wouldn’t he rise again on the third day? So I have been assured by very fine people.
Feeling stony lonesome without my sidekick. I haven’t been alone at home for years. Cats really do become the soul of a house.
Talked to my sister on the phone. It was great. Feeling much more connected.
Talked to my sister on the phone. It was great. Feeling much more connected.
August 31, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Feeling stony lonesome without my sidekick. I haven’t been alone at home for years. Cats really do become the soul of a house.
Talked to my sister on the phone. It was great. Feeling much more connected.
Talked to my sister on the phone. It was great. Feeling much more connected.
A Child’s Arsenal of Invective
Toady
Verb: To behave in an obsequious. servile manner. To flatter, suck up, or kiss ass.
Noun: A person engaged in obsequious or servile behavior to curry favor. A leech, hanger-on, or sycophant.
Expand your vocabulary. Express your contempt more creatively!
Toady
Verb: To behave in an obsequious. servile manner. To flatter, suck up, or kiss ass.
Noun: A person engaged in obsequious or servile behavior to curry favor. A leech, hanger-on, or sycophant.
Expand your vocabulary. Express your contempt more creatively!
August 28, 2025 at 11:05 PM
A Child’s Arsenal of Invective
Toady
Verb: To behave in an obsequious. servile manner. To flatter, suck up, or kiss ass.
Noun: A person engaged in obsequious or servile behavior to curry favor. A leech, hanger-on, or sycophant.
Expand your vocabulary. Express your contempt more creatively!
Toady
Verb: To behave in an obsequious. servile manner. To flatter, suck up, or kiss ass.
Noun: A person engaged in obsequious or servile behavior to curry favor. A leech, hanger-on, or sycophant.
Expand your vocabulary. Express your contempt more creatively!
It’s heartbreaking when I can remember things but everyone else who remembered them is gone.
August 28, 2025 at 10:06 PM
It’s heartbreaking when I can remember things but everyone else who remembered them is gone.
The last time I kissed my father’s forehead was far from the first time, and for that I am glad.
August 23, 2025 at 12:16 AM
The last time I kissed my father’s forehead was far from the first time, and for that I am glad.
Some of you may have known us on the SwasXwitter before I pulled a ‘39. I was Liam, the Cat Lawyer after my regular account was suspended for “encouraging violence.”
Anyway, the real Liam, my bestest best boy, left us earlier this week. We are not doing well, but we will again, in time.
Anyway, the real Liam, my bestest best boy, left us earlier this week. We are not doing well, but we will again, in time.
August 22, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Some of you may have known us on the SwasXwitter before I pulled a ‘39. I was Liam, the Cat Lawyer after my regular account was suspended for “encouraging violence.”
Anyway, the real Liam, my bestest best boy, left us earlier this week. We are not doing well, but we will again, in time.
Anyway, the real Liam, my bestest best boy, left us earlier this week. We are not doing well, but we will again, in time.
Lost my best buddy and assistant this week. Feels strange.
August 21, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Lost my best buddy and assistant this week. Feels strange.
Steven Miller probably won’t die alone. There is very likely to be a large and enthusiastic mob in attendance.
July 20, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Steven Miller probably won’t die alone. There is very likely to be a large and enthusiastic mob in attendance.
I no longer recognize any authority or legitimacy in the Trump administration. Trump and his entire team of corrupt incompetents need to be removed by any means necessary.
July 9, 2025 at 6:34 PM
I no longer recognize any authority or legitimacy in the Trump administration. Trump and his entire team of corrupt incompetents need to be removed by any means necessary.
Has else anybody noticed that if you start posting about anything critical about the corrupt Nazi Trump Administration, Grammarly stops correcting? It’s pretty crappy, especially piled on the abysmal iPhone text interface (cursor buttons you chimps!).
Can your tech be trusted?
Can your tech be trusted?
July 9, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Has else anybody noticed that if you start posting about anything critical about the corrupt Nazi Trump Administration, Grammarly stops correcting? It’s pretty crappy, especially piled on the abysmal iPhone text interface (cursor buttons you chimps!).
Can your tech be trusted?
Can your tech be trusted?
Let’s oust the whoremaster's syphilitic grandson!
July 8, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Let’s oust the whoremaster's syphilitic grandson!
I think we need to start arresting “cops” who jump on people without warrants it probable cause. And shoot them if they do not comply.
Sauce for the goose.
Sauce for the goose.
July 8, 2025 at 11:41 PM
I think we need to start arresting “cops” who jump on people without warrants it probable cause. And shoot them if they do not comply.
Sauce for the goose.
Sauce for the goose.
I was hoping it wouldn’t come to having to kill people. I still do.
But if they won’t stop, they must be defeated by any means necessary. And they drew first blood.
But if they won’t stop, they must be defeated by any means necessary. And they drew first blood.
June 20, 2025 at 9:22 PM
I was hoping it wouldn’t come to having to kill people. I still do.
But if they won’t stop, they must be defeated by any means necessary. And they drew first blood.
But if they won’t stop, they must be defeated by any means necessary. And they drew first blood.
Drop some firearms!
June 20, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Drop some firearms!
Open challenge: Mike Lee, you are a knave and a toad and no gentleman. You are a disgrace to your office. I challenge you to meet me and settle this like gentlemen. I’m 66 and not in good shape, if that helps you poltroon.
June 17, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Open challenge: Mike Lee, you are a knave and a toad and no gentleman. You are a disgrace to your office. I challenge you to meet me and settle this like gentlemen. I’m 66 and not in good shape, if that helps you poltroon.
To be honest, if I were a completely immoral piece of crap who wanted to rape, steal, and gouge, I’d become a pro-Trump evangelistic Christian minister too.
June 16, 2025 at 12:25 AM
To be honest, if I were a completely immoral piece of crap who wanted to rape, steal, and gouge, I’d become a pro-Trump evangelistic Christian minister too.