Pauli Rocquettes
@paulierockets.bsky.social
Paragon of Derring-Do and Hardihood. Would you believe Derring-might and Hardlyhood?
Friend to All Cats, large and small
Enemy to MAGA, Fascists, and Nazis—but I repeat myself.
Friend to All Cats, large and small
Enemy to MAGA, Fascists, and Nazis—but I repeat myself.
I am convinced that Agent Orange (you know who) has already tried to calculate out who much Maduro can pony up for a pardon. Not saying it’ll happen, just that it crossed someone’s greedy little mind.
January 8, 2026 at 11:22 PM
I am convinced that Agent Orange (you know who) has already tried to calculate out who much Maduro can pony up for a pardon. Not saying it’ll happen, just that it crossed someone’s greedy little mind.
Thinking about what we must do to prevent this from happening again. Because if we get “back to normal” and do not change a few things, we do not deserve to survive this crisis.
Item One: Presidential pardons should be eliminated. There are no reason they should exist—other than corrupt ones.
Item One: Presidential pardons should be eliminated. There are no reason they should exist—other than corrupt ones.
January 2, 2026 at 7:30 PM
Thinking about what we must do to prevent this from happening again. Because if we get “back to normal” and do not change a few things, we do not deserve to survive this crisis.
Item One: Presidential pardons should be eliminated. There are no reason they should exist—other than corrupt ones.
Item One: Presidential pardons should be eliminated. There are no reason they should exist—other than corrupt ones.
Three thoughts before I smoke a bowl and go to bed, muttering to myself.
1. Normally any “Chief of Staff” job is being the adult supervision for people who need adult supervision. You just don’t talk about the details in public. But not gassing on for 5 minutes is impossible for that lot.
1. Normally any “Chief of Staff” job is being the adult supervision for people who need adult supervision. You just don’t talk about the details in public. But not gassing on for 5 minutes is impossible for that lot.
December 17, 2025 at 6:24 AM
Three thoughts before I smoke a bowl and go to bed, muttering to myself.
1. Normally any “Chief of Staff” job is being the adult supervision for people who need adult supervision. You just don’t talk about the details in public. But not gassing on for 5 minutes is impossible for that lot.
1. Normally any “Chief of Staff” job is being the adult supervision for people who need adult supervision. You just don’t talk about the details in public. But not gassing on for 5 minutes is impossible for that lot.
If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity.
December 17, 2025 at 5:54 AM
If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity.
This guy is one of those “debaters” who says criticizing ICE is unfair and makes me the real Nazi. Fuck him, his horse, and the AI Elon Musk he rode in on.
December 16, 2025 at 10:43 AM
This guy is one of those “debaters” who says criticizing ICE is unfair and makes me the real Nazi. Fuck him, his horse, and the AI Elon Musk he rode in on.
If I am ever in the same room with Donald Trump, I am going to punch him in his fat anus-shaped lying mouth.
What’ll I get, ninety days?
Better yet—I’ll let him have first swing. He’s a man with a paper asshole. Too many bodyguards. No real balls.
What’ll I get, ninety days?
Better yet—I’ll let him have first swing. He’s a man with a paper asshole. Too many bodyguards. No real balls.
December 16, 2025 at 4:49 AM
If I am ever in the same room with Donald Trump, I am going to punch him in his fat anus-shaped lying mouth.
What’ll I get, ninety days?
Better yet—I’ll let him have first swing. He’s a man with a paper asshole. Too many bodyguards. No real balls.
What’ll I get, ninety days?
Better yet—I’ll let him have first swing. He’s a man with a paper asshole. Too many bodyguards. No real balls.
West Virginia National Guard.
Weren’t they running Abu Ghraib prison where they infamously abused prisoners?
Interesting.
Weren’t they running Abu Ghraib prison where they infamously abused prisoners?
Interesting.
November 28, 2025 at 9:12 AM
West Virginia National Guard.
Weren’t they running Abu Ghraib prison where they infamously abused prisoners?
Interesting.
Weren’t they running Abu Ghraib prison where they infamously abused prisoners?
Interesting.
Does anybody else think Pam Bondi looks like she’s about to break down completely.
November 24, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Does anybody else think Pam Bondi looks like she’s about to break down completely.
I am willing to devote the rest of my life to the extinction of billionaires, just as we destroyed all predators that threaten our existence. Sabertooth tigers were relatively harmless.
Name one good billionaire. Maybe you can. Can you name five?
Name one good billionaire. Maybe you can. Can you name five?
November 4, 2025 at 1:50 AM
I am willing to devote the rest of my life to the extinction of billionaires, just as we destroyed all predators that threaten our existence. Sabertooth tigers were relatively harmless.
Name one good billionaire. Maybe you can. Can you name five?
Name one good billionaire. Maybe you can. Can you name five?
November 3, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Is the term “rich bastards” redundant?
November 3, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Is the term “rich bastards” redundant?
Cops don’t exist to fight crime. They kill or injure labor organizers, protestors, and minority members who demand equal rights. Always have.
If you are one, you have to decide which side you are on. If you are with the Gestapo, we will not forgive you. Punishment awaits you.
If you are one, you have to decide which side you are on. If you are with the Gestapo, we will not forgive you. Punishment awaits you.
November 2, 2025 at 9:01 AM
Cops don’t exist to fight crime. They kill or injure labor organizers, protestors, and minority members who demand equal rights. Always have.
If you are one, you have to decide which side you are on. If you are with the Gestapo, we will not forgive you. Punishment awaits you.
If you are one, you have to decide which side you are on. If you are with the Gestapo, we will not forgive you. Punishment awaits you.
The next time we have a massive demonstration we should all bring batons and shotguns. Let’s end this right now. Send in the National Guard? We are the National
Guard.
Same thing with these ICE goons. We should arrest them. They started killing and beating people. Tell them to stand down or else.
Guard.
Same thing with these ICE goons. We should arrest them. They started killing and beating people. Tell them to stand down or else.
October 27, 2025 at 10:45 PM
The next time we have a massive demonstration we should all bring batons and shotguns. Let’s end this right now. Send in the National Guard? We are the National
Guard.
Same thing with these ICE goons. We should arrest them. They started killing and beating people. Tell them to stand down or else.
Guard.
Same thing with these ICE goons. We should arrest them. They started killing and beating people. Tell them to stand down or else.
The current situation reminds me of the Big Red Scare and McCarthyism.
Back then many people’s careers were ruined just because Hollywood had no courage. They blacklisted people for no legal problem. Just out of cowardice.
Back then many people’s careers were ruined just because Hollywood had no courage. They blacklisted people for no legal problem. Just out of cowardice.
September 18, 2025 at 11:53 AM
The current situation reminds me of the Big Red Scare and McCarthyism.
Back then many people’s careers were ruined just because Hollywood had no courage. They blacklisted people for no legal problem. Just out of cowardice.
Back then many people’s careers were ruined just because Hollywood had no courage. They blacklisted people for no legal problem. Just out of cowardice.
Republicans talk in code: “Thoughts and prayers” actually translates out to “F*ck you—I don’t care, in fact, one less person I despise.”
Charlie Kirk was murdered. He leaves behind a wife and two young children. He had many followers. To all of those who feel his loss: Thoughts and prayers.
Charlie Kirk was murdered. He leaves behind a wife and two young children. He had many followers. To all of those who feel his loss: Thoughts and prayers.
September 13, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Republicans talk in code: “Thoughts and prayers” actually translates out to “F*ck you—I don’t care, in fact, one less person I despise.”
Charlie Kirk was murdered. He leaves behind a wife and two young children. He had many followers. To all of those who feel his loss: Thoughts and prayers.
Charlie Kirk was murdered. He leaves behind a wife and two young children. He had many followers. To all of those who feel his loss: Thoughts and prayers.
I was wondering how large Jeju island is. Google gives AI–created crud like this:
Jeju Island is slightly larger than Maui, with Jeju's area being approximately 1,833.2 km²…and Maui's…about 1,903.7 km². Therefore, their areas are quite comparable, with Jeju being slightly smaller.
What crap!
Jeju Island is slightly larger than Maui, with Jeju's area being approximately 1,833.2 km²…and Maui's…about 1,903.7 km². Therefore, their areas are quite comparable, with Jeju being slightly smaller.
What crap!
September 2, 2025 at 9:02 PM
I was wondering how large Jeju island is. Google gives AI–created crud like this:
Jeju Island is slightly larger than Maui, with Jeju's area being approximately 1,833.2 km²…and Maui's…about 1,903.7 km². Therefore, their areas are quite comparable, with Jeju being slightly smaller.
What crap!
Jeju Island is slightly larger than Maui, with Jeju's area being approximately 1,833.2 km²…and Maui's…about 1,903.7 km². Therefore, their areas are quite comparable, with Jeju being slightly smaller.
What crap!
I don’t think he’s dead. Because wouldn’t he rise again on the third day? So I have been assured by very fine people.
September 1, 2025 at 7:27 AM
I don’t think he’s dead. Because wouldn’t he rise again on the third day? So I have been assured by very fine people.
Feeling stony lonesome without my sidekick. I haven’t been alone at home for years. Cats really do become the soul of a house.
Talked to my sister on the phone. It was great. Feeling much more connected.
Talked to my sister on the phone. It was great. Feeling much more connected.
August 31, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Feeling stony lonesome without my sidekick. I haven’t been alone at home for years. Cats really do become the soul of a house.
Talked to my sister on the phone. It was great. Feeling much more connected.
Talked to my sister on the phone. It was great. Feeling much more connected.
A Child’s Arsenal of Invective
Toady
Verb: To behave in an obsequious. servile manner. To flatter, suck up, or kiss ass.
Noun: A person engaged in obsequious or servile behavior to curry favor. A leech, hanger-on, or sycophant.
Expand your vocabulary. Express your contempt more creatively!
Toady
Verb: To behave in an obsequious. servile manner. To flatter, suck up, or kiss ass.
Noun: A person engaged in obsequious or servile behavior to curry favor. A leech, hanger-on, or sycophant.
Expand your vocabulary. Express your contempt more creatively!
August 28, 2025 at 11:05 PM
A Child’s Arsenal of Invective
Toady
Verb: To behave in an obsequious. servile manner. To flatter, suck up, or kiss ass.
Noun: A person engaged in obsequious or servile behavior to curry favor. A leech, hanger-on, or sycophant.
Expand your vocabulary. Express your contempt more creatively!
Toady
Verb: To behave in an obsequious. servile manner. To flatter, suck up, or kiss ass.
Noun: A person engaged in obsequious or servile behavior to curry favor. A leech, hanger-on, or sycophant.
Expand your vocabulary. Express your contempt more creatively!
It’s heartbreaking when I can remember things but everyone else who remembered them is gone.
August 28, 2025 at 10:06 PM
It’s heartbreaking when I can remember things but everyone else who remembered them is gone.
The last time I kissed my father’s forehead was far from the first time, and for that I am glad.
August 23, 2025 at 12:16 AM
The last time I kissed my father’s forehead was far from the first time, and for that I am glad.
Some of you may have known us on the SwasXwitter before I pulled a ‘39. I was Liam, the Cat Lawyer after my regular account was suspended for “encouraging violence.”
Anyway, the real Liam, my bestest best boy, left us earlier this week. We are not doing well, but we will again, in time.
Anyway, the real Liam, my bestest best boy, left us earlier this week. We are not doing well, but we will again, in time.
August 22, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Some of you may have known us on the SwasXwitter before I pulled a ‘39. I was Liam, the Cat Lawyer after my regular account was suspended for “encouraging violence.”
Anyway, the real Liam, my bestest best boy, left us earlier this week. We are not doing well, but we will again, in time.
Anyway, the real Liam, my bestest best boy, left us earlier this week. We are not doing well, but we will again, in time.
Lost my best buddy and assistant this week. Feels strange.
August 21, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Lost my best buddy and assistant this week. Feels strange.
Steven Miller probably won’t die alone. There is very likely to be a large and enthusiastic mob in attendance.
July 20, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Steven Miller probably won’t die alone. There is very likely to be a large and enthusiastic mob in attendance.