Check those 'facts', huns.
People exploding this false messaging that I voted for a bill + funding that I quite literally voted NO on. The threat environment this morning is scary.
Doesn’t help anyone. Drag me for the position if you disagree but don’t lie. It’s out of control. Saying I voted for this funding is false.
Doesn’t help anyone. Drag me for the position if you disagree but don’t lie. It’s out of control. Saying I voted for this funding is false.
July 21, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Check those 'facts', huns.
Those 5 minute podcast adverts with David Tennant wanging on about Netflix can get themselves very much fucked, thanks.
July 17, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Those 5 minute podcast adverts with David Tennant wanging on about Netflix can get themselves very much fucked, thanks.
The annual pee-break for me, dog and the other half has occurred. We are now one song behind the rest of Europe, as is tradition. #eurovision
May 17, 2025 at 8:13 PM
The annual pee-break for me, dog and the other half has occurred. We are now one song behind the rest of Europe, as is tradition. #eurovision
The real gay agenda. Put these three in charge of everything. #Eurovision
May 15, 2025 at 9:47 PM
The real gay agenda. Put these three in charge of everything. #Eurovision
An unexpected Easter treat! Happy new #DearJoanandJericha day to all who celebrate. I imagine a new episode drop was EXACTLY what Jesus was hoping for as he performed the crucifix boogaloo atop Calvary, that fateful Friday morn 🙏 open.spotify.com/show/0YoyOkw...
Dear Joan and Jericha (Julia Davis and Vicki Pepperdine)
Podcast · Hush Ho and Pepperdine Productions. · Everywomen Joan Damry and Jericha Domain have between them worked in the fields of life coaching, female sexual health, psycho-genital counselling and s...
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April 18, 2025 at 1:50 PM
An unexpected Easter treat! Happy new #DearJoanandJericha day to all who celebrate. I imagine a new episode drop was EXACTLY what Jesus was hoping for as he performed the crucifix boogaloo atop Calvary, that fateful Friday morn 🙏 open.spotify.com/show/0YoyOkw...
Papa H is here, ostensibly fitting a living room ceiling light. His tools are currently spread across 7 rooms, and he's got the bedroom carpet up.
a bald man wearing a plaid shirt and a black vest
Alt: a bald man wearing a plaid shirt and a black vest, hands on hips, unimpressed
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April 18, 2025 at 9:25 AM
Papa H is here, ostensibly fitting a living room ceiling light. His tools are currently spread across 7 rooms, and he's got the bedroom carpet up.
Spent the afternoon running the 'Pick Peter's Carrot' stall at my local RSPCA fundraiser. No further questions at this time, thank you for respecting my privacy.
bugs bunny is holding a bowl of carrots and a cup of coffee .
ALT: bugs bunny is holding a bowl of carrots and a cup of coffee .
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April 13, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Spent the afternoon running the 'Pick Peter's Carrot' stall at my local RSPCA fundraiser. No further questions at this time, thank you for respecting my privacy.
Patsy Palmer and her Ultimate Resting Bitch Face (TM) is my absolute #cbb favourite. Three days in, and 'Oh, I forgot about Mickey...' is the quote of the series. Also, 'Michael, is there a reason why you wear that wig?'
April 11, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Patsy Palmer and her Ultimate Resting Bitch Face (TM) is my absolute #cbb favourite. Three days in, and 'Oh, I forgot about Mickey...' is the quote of the series. Also, 'Michael, is there a reason why you wear that wig?'
These crowd reactions are brilliant. Absolutely losing their shit over Patsy Palmer; 100% the energy I need to get me through these dark times. Welcome back, #cbb
April 7, 2025 at 8:56 PM
These crowd reactions are brilliant. Absolutely losing their shit over Patsy Palmer; 100% the energy I need to get me through these dark times. Welcome back, #cbb
Watched the Ruby Franke documentary. Unsurprisingly, my algorithm tends not to feed me Christian family influencer content, but I am ASTONISHED that even one single person was able to find anything appealing in her dead-eyed content from the get-go. The absolute worst of vibes, from start to finish.
March 23, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Watched the Ruby Franke documentary. Unsurprisingly, my algorithm tends not to feed me Christian family influencer content, but I am ASTONISHED that even one single person was able to find anything appealing in her dead-eyed content from the get-go. The absolute worst of vibes, from start to finish.
Being a dog owner is 80% faeces, and 20% leaving them with an array of cushions, snacks and a soothing classical playlist every time you leave the house.
March 22, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Being a dog owner is 80% faeces, and 20% leaving them with an array of cushions, snacks and a soothing classical playlist every time you leave the house.
I've always been more of the maudlin-singer-songwriter-at-a-piano-wailing-confessional-lyrics-penned-in-menstrual-blood kind of gay than the disco-princess-pop-slayorama kind. But Mayhem has pussy-slammed its way into my life and brain, and is fully claiming squatter's rights.
a close up of a woman 's face with the words clubclassics tumblr visible
Alt: Lady Gaga Abracadabra video
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March 16, 2025 at 8:11 PM
I've always been more of the maudlin-singer-songwriter-at-a-piano-wailing-confessional-lyrics-penned-in-menstrual-blood kind of gay than the disco-princess-pop-slayorama kind. But Mayhem has pussy-slammed its way into my life and brain, and is fully claiming squatter's rights.
Watching the BBC Agatha Christie thing, Towards Zero. Have informed the other half that if he ever does the dirty on me, I'll 100% be turning up to all his tennis matches in a cunty hat.
March 4, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Watching the BBC Agatha Christie thing, Towards Zero. Have informed the other half that if he ever does the dirty on me, I'll 100% be turning up to all his tennis matches in a cunty hat.
Dreamed I was encased in impacted snow, unable to move, or properly breathe. Can confirm, would be a terrible way to die 👍🏻
February 24, 2025 at 7:23 AM
Dreamed I was encased in impacted snow, unable to move, or properly breathe. Can confirm, would be a terrible way to die 👍🏻
"I can't give you a thousand years". Victoria CM taking zero prisoners in the face of shilly-shallying at The Wall on tonight's Only Connect.
February 17, 2025 at 9:52 PM
"I can't give you a thousand years". Victoria CM taking zero prisoners in the face of shilly-shallying at The Wall on tonight's Only Connect.
Hated the title. Loved the movie. Sweet, funny mid-budget loveliness. Bonus points for queerness.
February 15, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Hated the title. Loved the movie. Sweet, funny mid-budget loveliness. Bonus points for queerness.
Absolutely nowhere near enough Cyclone on tonight's Gladiators. Defund the BBC.
February 15, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Absolutely nowhere near enough Cyclone on tonight's Gladiators. Defund the BBC.
What's the best kind of crumble? I think I'm in my rhubarb era (just done a Nigella. Recommend. No photo because it's fucking crumble, use your imagination).
February 9, 2025 at 5:34 PM
What's the best kind of crumble? I think I'm in my rhubarb era (just done a Nigella. Recommend. No photo because it's fucking crumble, use your imagination).
The way the straight men cannot handle being eliminated on US Traitors is wild. Tantrums and tiaras without exception.
February 8, 2025 at 6:58 PM
The way the straight men cannot handle being eliminated on US Traitors is wild. Tantrums and tiaras without exception.
My very Caucasian mother has accidentally (I hope) set her thumbs up emoji to the brown-skinned variant 😬
February 7, 2025 at 12:56 PM
My very Caucasian mother has accidentally (I hope) set her thumbs up emoji to the brown-skinned variant 😬
McCartney, don't @ me.
ok, just because this is close to my heart: who's the worst person with your first name?
It's long been the worst of times for many of us
February 7, 2025 at 11:55 AM
McCartney, don't @ me.
Hi, I'm a big gay nerd, who's in the market for a Battlestar Galactica recap podcast to accompany a rewatch. Ideally one that skews a bit, y'know...
woody from toy story is sitting on a table next to a book and a ball .
ALT: woody from toy story is sitting on a table next to a book and a ball .
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February 4, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Hi, I'm a big gay nerd, who's in the market for a Battlestar Galactica recap podcast to accompany a rewatch. Ideally one that skews a bit, y'know...
Do re me fa s-s-serving WHAT?
Malta's Eurovision entry is an early favourite, lads.
youtu.be/kO_efvmsT4w?...
Malta's Eurovision entry is an early favourite, lads.
youtu.be/kO_efvmsT4w?...
Malta Eurovision Song Contest 2025 - MIRIANA CONTE - KANT
YouTube video by TVM
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January 31, 2025 at 7:29 AM
Do re me fa s-s-serving WHAT?
Malta's Eurovision entry is an early favourite, lads.
youtu.be/kO_efvmsT4w?...
Malta's Eurovision entry is an early favourite, lads.
youtu.be/kO_efvmsT4w?...
I've been interviewing today.
January 29, 2025 at 8:28 PM
I've been interviewing today.
Finished the Christmas chocolate. From whom do I claim my gastric band?
January 26, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Finished the Christmas chocolate. From whom do I claim my gastric band?