You know who else stayed back from the front line? Shady Vance.

I love this idea. You could have a show within the show. And over time you’d get infinite recursion

Also I think the production staff should likewise have traitors, like one of the editors keeps cutting around players leaving conversations to go to the toilet, putting Zero 7 on the soundtrack etc

Our gold reserves are safely stashed where no one can reach them. Unfortunately that includes us. Also our guys in green uniforms don’t dance as well as I’d like them to.

Biden tribute.

It’s helpful when they just come right out and tell us which kind of apathy will work to stop them.

There's a Jonathan Coulton song about playing poker where the whole theme is that it's not enough for the singer to win, the other players have to lose and be humiliated. And that feels eerily on point for where Orange Buffoon gets his jollies.

All the evidence suggests that he doesn't want to have to, you know, make the actual effort to get the award, so putting a trophy up would probably make him play less. Though it might still distract him for bullying for other awards.

Is there any way to get him to play more golf?

I am trying to remember the French philosopher who said the law treats rich and poor alike. Neither are allowed to sleep under bridges.

I’m shouting to everyone at street level ‘Look out”. Don’t want anyone getting hurt when he lands.

In the immortal words of Peter Cook I think you’ll find there is far more than one law for the rich.

You think? I’m not following you and somehow you’re showing up in
my following. Getting ratio’d. But go where you’re happy.

I was holding out for a pound of flesh from nearest his heart but whatever you pick he pays up front because that’s the only way that he won’t cheat on the deal.

As I keep saying in work if you think it’s going to hurt to do the right thing wait till you see the cost of doing the wrong thing.