Paul D. Keiser
@pauldkeiser.bsky.social
Husband, father, geek, barbershopper, music teacher, drum corps fan, LGBTQ ally, and beer lover....
...in no particular order, other than the first two.
...in no particular order, other than the first two.
The scholastic Presidential Physical Fitness Test has been reinstituted.
Think about that for just a beat.
The PRESIDENTIAL Physical Fitness Test.
I have never spit my beer out and laughed so hard in years.
🍺😙💦🤣🤣🤣
Think about that for just a beat.
The PRESIDENTIAL Physical Fitness Test.
I have never spit my beer out and laughed so hard in years.
🍺😙💦🤣🤣🤣
August 1, 2025 at 3:28 AM
The scholastic Presidential Physical Fitness Test has been reinstituted.
Think about that for just a beat.
The PRESIDENTIAL Physical Fitness Test.
I have never spit my beer out and laughed so hard in years.
🍺😙💦🤣🤣🤣
Think about that for just a beat.
The PRESIDENTIAL Physical Fitness Test.
I have never spit my beer out and laughed so hard in years.
🍺😙💦🤣🤣🤣
I found this in a Boston record store in 1994.
My dad raised me on Tom Lehrer's music (with many others) while providing context to understand every nuance.
Tom taught me more about grammar, modern history, chemistry, and math than any teacher I ever had.
Jello shots are in order, in his honor. 🫡💔
My dad raised me on Tom Lehrer's music (with many others) while providing context to understand every nuance.
Tom taught me more about grammar, modern history, chemistry, and math than any teacher I ever had.
Jello shots are in order, in his honor. 🫡💔
July 28, 2025 at 5:17 AM
I found this in a Boston record store in 1994.
My dad raised me on Tom Lehrer's music (with many others) while providing context to understand every nuance.
Tom taught me more about grammar, modern history, chemistry, and math than any teacher I ever had.
Jello shots are in order, in his honor. 🫡💔
My dad raised me on Tom Lehrer's music (with many others) while providing context to understand every nuance.
Tom taught me more about grammar, modern history, chemistry, and math than any teacher I ever had.
Jello shots are in order, in his honor. 🫡💔
A friendly reminder...
February 24, 2025 at 12:29 PM
A friendly reminder...
"Human progress isn’t measured by industry. It’s measured by the value you place on a life. An unimportant life. A life without privilege. The boy who died on the river, that boy’s value is your value. That’s what defines an age, that’s… what defines a species."
- The Doctor (1814)
- The Doctor (1814)
February 24, 2025 at 12:28 PM
"Human progress isn’t measured by industry. It’s measured by the value you place on a life. An unimportant life. A life without privilege. The boy who died on the river, that boy’s value is your value. That’s what defines an age, that’s… what defines a species."
- The Doctor (1814)
- The Doctor (1814)
When you do your taxes this year, remember we're still under the 2017 Trump era "Tax Cuts & Jobs Act".
This was always their plan.
This was always their plan.
February 24, 2025 at 12:28 PM
When you do your taxes this year, remember we're still under the 2017 Trump era "Tax Cuts & Jobs Act".
This was always their plan.
This was always their plan.
I feel I'm at my, "Taylor's version," "Come at me bro," "FAFO," and, "Hit me with your best shot," attitudes all at once, right now.
(Check my punctuation & spelling. I'm THAT infuriated right now.)
(Check my punctuation & spelling. I'm THAT infuriated right now.)
February 24, 2025 at 12:27 PM
I feel I'm at my, "Taylor's version," "Come at me bro," "FAFO," and, "Hit me with your best shot," attitudes all at once, right now.
(Check my punctuation & spelling. I'm THAT infuriated right now.)
(Check my punctuation & spelling. I'm THAT infuriated right now.)
I plan to stand for the oppressed with my time.
How about you?
How about you?
February 24, 2025 at 12:25 PM
I plan to stand for the oppressed with my time.
How about you?
How about you?
After 5 days in SoCal, it's good to be home...
...to freezing temps and a winter storm on the way.
Still, the company is warm. ❤️
...to freezing temps and a winter storm on the way.
Still, the company is warm. ❤️
February 11, 2025 at 4:16 PM
After 5 days in SoCal, it's good to be home...
...to freezing temps and a winter storm on the way.
Still, the company is warm. ❤️
...to freezing temps and a winter storm on the way.
Still, the company is warm. ❤️
Just FINALLY watched "Wicked" with the fam.
Balance heavy themes with light camp and brilliant music and visual, and you get what many are calling the "perfect movie".
I can't and won't disagree.
Balance heavy themes with light camp and brilliant music and visual, and you get what many are calling the "perfect movie".
I can't and won't disagree.
February 1, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Just FINALLY watched "Wicked" with the fam.
Balance heavy themes with light camp and brilliant music and visual, and you get what many are calling the "perfect movie".
I can't and won't disagree.
Balance heavy themes with light camp and brilliant music and visual, and you get what many are calling the "perfect movie".
I can't and won't disagree.
Is it just me, or does it feel like @stephencolbert.bsky.social has had his dog kidnapped by #cbs in order to moderate his tone and guest questions?
#johnwicktime
#johnwicktime
January 23, 2025 at 5:46 AM
Is it just me, or does it feel like @stephencolbert.bsky.social has had his dog kidnapped by #cbs in order to moderate his tone and guest questions?
#johnwicktime
#johnwicktime
Well, guess it's time to dust off this meme again...daily...
...for 4 years. 😒
...for 4 years. 😒
January 21, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Well, guess it's time to dust off this meme again...daily...
...for 4 years. 😒
...for 4 years. 😒
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The Bill of Rights specifies no gender pronouns.
Articles V & VI use "himself" and "him" as causal subjects and are conxtextually neuter by previous references.
GENDER HAS NO BEARING IN CONSTITUTIONAL TRADITIONALISM.
This must have been debated, and I'm not a lawyer, but...
...come at me, bruh. 🤨
Articles V & VI use "himself" and "him" as causal subjects and are conxtextually neuter by previous references.
GENDER HAS NO BEARING IN CONSTITUTIONAL TRADITIONALISM.
This must have been debated, and I'm not a lawyer, but...
...come at me, bruh. 🤨
January 21, 2025 at 6:31 AM
The Bill of Rights specifies no gender pronouns.
Articles V & VI use "himself" and "him" as causal subjects and are conxtextually neuter by previous references.
GENDER HAS NO BEARING IN CONSTITUTIONAL TRADITIONALISM.
This must have been debated, and I'm not a lawyer, but...
...come at me, bruh. 🤨
Articles V & VI use "himself" and "him" as causal subjects and are conxtextually neuter by previous references.
GENDER HAS NO BEARING IN CONSTITUTIONAL TRADITIONALISM.
This must have been debated, and I'm not a lawyer, but...
...come at me, bruh. 🤨
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the salute isn't what makes him a Nazi sympathizer...the fact that he routinely supports right-wing leaders, turned Twitter into a cesspool of ACTUAL nazis & white supremacists, and routinely supports eugenics...THAT is what makes him a Nazi sympathizer.
The salute is just sesame seeds on the bun.
The salute is just sesame seeds on the bun.
January 21, 2025 at 4:45 AM
the salute isn't what makes him a Nazi sympathizer...the fact that he routinely supports right-wing leaders, turned Twitter into a cesspool of ACTUAL nazis & white supremacists, and routinely supports eugenics...THAT is what makes him a Nazi sympathizer.
The salute is just sesame seeds on the bun.
The salute is just sesame seeds on the bun.
Random thought...
If you ask, "But, why?" to bigots enough, they'll either shut up and retreat, or expose themselves and be (hopefully) ostracized.
Ideally, anyway...
If you ask, "But, why?" to bigots enough, they'll either shut up and retreat, or expose themselves and be (hopefully) ostracized.
Ideally, anyway...
January 20, 2025 at 7:40 AM
Random thought...
If you ask, "But, why?" to bigots enough, they'll either shut up and retreat, or expose themselves and be (hopefully) ostracized.
Ideally, anyway...
If you ask, "But, why?" to bigots enough, they'll either shut up and retreat, or expose themselves and be (hopefully) ostracized.
Ideally, anyway...
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ICE is planning immigration raids starting Tuesday. Please amplify.
January 19, 2025 at 6:42 PM
ICE is planning immigration raids starting Tuesday. Please amplify.
Reposted by Paul D. Keiser
So @stephencolbert.bsky.social just interviewed Jeremy Bash (lookup his creds) about whether TikTok is a national security threat. Amid broad general generalization and speculation, he said it was.
Why give Bash this platform, Stephen? I mean, the guy could have just posted a TikTok about it!
Why give Bash this platform, Stephen? I mean, the guy could have just posted a TikTok about it!
January 14, 2025 at 5:16 AM
So @stephencolbert.bsky.social just interviewed Jeremy Bash (lookup his creds) about whether TikTok is a national security threat. Amid broad general generalization and speculation, he said it was.
Why give Bash this platform, Stephen? I mean, the guy could have just posted a TikTok about it!
Why give Bash this platform, Stephen? I mean, the guy could have just posted a TikTok about it!
Random thought:
Are Bobby Picket's "Monster Mash" and Sesame Street's "What The Name Of That Song" both examples of the "bootstrap paradox"? 🤔
Are Bobby Picket's "Monster Mash" and Sesame Street's "What The Name Of That Song" both examples of the "bootstrap paradox"? 🤔
January 11, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Random thought:
Are Bobby Picket's "Monster Mash" and Sesame Street's "What The Name Of That Song" both examples of the "bootstrap paradox"? 🤔
Are Bobby Picket's "Monster Mash" and Sesame Street's "What The Name Of That Song" both examples of the "bootstrap paradox"? 🤔
Posting a few of my favorite TikToks here. Y'know, for posterity.
#youngfrankenstein #frederickfrankenstein #genewilder #lipsync
#youngfrankenstein #frederickfrankenstein #genewilder #lipsync
January 9, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Posting a few of my favorite TikToks here. Y'know, for posterity.
#youngfrankenstein #frederickfrankenstein #genewilder #lipsync
#youngfrankenstein #frederickfrankenstein #genewilder #lipsync
With the likely impending demise of the "Clock App", I may start posting some of my favorites that I posted from the early days here.
Thoughts?
Thoughts?
December 9, 2024 at 2:26 AM
With the likely impending demise of the "Clock App", I may start posting some of my favorites that I posted from the early days here.
Thoughts?
Thoughts?
Happy Holidays, everyone!
Here's my quartet, Evenin' Gentlemen, doing a snippet of one of my favorite "holiday" tunes from Emmet Otter's Jug Band Christmas.
Enjoy!
#barbershopharmony #barbershopquartet #christmas #holiday #muppets #paulwilliams #acapellamusic #genx #classictvspecials #jimhenson
Here's my quartet, Evenin' Gentlemen, doing a snippet of one of my favorite "holiday" tunes from Emmet Otter's Jug Band Christmas.
Enjoy!
#barbershopharmony #barbershopquartet #christmas #holiday #muppets #paulwilliams #acapellamusic #genx #classictvspecials #jimhenson
December 9, 2024 at 2:20 AM
Happy Holidays, everyone!
Here's my quartet, Evenin' Gentlemen, doing a snippet of one of my favorite "holiday" tunes from Emmet Otter's Jug Band Christmas.
Enjoy!
#barbershopharmony #barbershopquartet #christmas #holiday #muppets #paulwilliams #acapellamusic #genx #classictvspecials #jimhenson
Here's my quartet, Evenin' Gentlemen, doing a snippet of one of my favorite "holiday" tunes from Emmet Otter's Jug Band Christmas.
Enjoy!
#barbershopharmony #barbershopquartet #christmas #holiday #muppets #paulwilliams #acapellamusic #genx #classictvspecials #jimhenson
This is how I choose to start off on this platform.
November 14, 2024 at 4:18 PM
This is how I choose to start off on this platform.