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Paul Burns
@paulburns.bsky.social
Heaven’s gates won’t hold me
I’ll saw those suckers down…
FIFA’s Coach of the 20th Century, Rinus Michels, differentiates between predominantly coach led sports like the NFL and player led sports like football. But in C21st footy there’s less & less emphasis on player autonomy and more on coaches decision making. It’s sad that players are like robots now.
November 25, 2025 at 11:41 AM
Reminder: First four tracks of ‘Joy As An Act Of Resistance’ are the greatest opening 4 songs in modern history. I’m yet to be convinced otherwise. Get it down your neck for goodness sake!
November 25, 2025 at 10:29 AM
November 23, 2025 at 6:10 PM
“I’m talkin’ WAP, WAP, WAP…”

#PopeOnTheMic
November 23, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Imagine being given this for winning The Ashes. I’d put it in my pocket and be waiting around for the real trophy presentation. 🤷🏻‍♂️ Worst trophy in the world bar none!
November 21, 2025 at 6:47 PM
I’ve been here, just not been posting. If I was to lie I’d say it’s because we’ve now got double trouble and my hands have been full (meet Suki)! 🤥 Truth is the winter blues have kicked in early this year and I just couldn’t be bothered posting during the ever lengthening international breaks!
November 20, 2025 at 9:36 PM
November 7, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Wilcox is making the right noise here. I think #MUFC became a vanity project for some rich men who didn’t know much about football. Thank heavens that the Galactico-era Manchester United is now seemingly over.
October 30, 2025 at 12:53 PM
October 30, 2025 at 12:17 PM
“We won a game so show your appreciation by emptying your bank account!”

#MUFC
October 5, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Just back from the cinema. Enjoyed this one. Very topical and surprised Donald Trump didn’t shutdown Hollywood to stop its release. Rating it 8 out of 10. I think I would’ve rated it higher, my only qualm being that I don’t think this needed to be 2hrs 41mins long.
September 27, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Reminder to all #MUFC fans & supporters: Put your phone/device down for a bit. Maybe take a walk. Spend the rest of your day in good company. Catch a film. Go for a beer. Rome wasn’t built in a day nor will United be rebuilt overnight. When the fun stops, stop. I’m off to the cinema.
September 27, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Maguire trying to play that first goal offside…
September 27, 2025 at 12:29 PM
September 25, 2025 at 10:59 PM
@laurenlaverne.bsky.social 🫵🏼

ARE YOU WATCHING CLOSELY?
September 19, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Act I, Act II, & Leaflets drop you say? Turns out it’s a Jay Electronica day. 🙏🏼🤲🏻 😳
September 19, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Navi Pillay was an International Criminal Court judge and the President of the International Criminal Tribunal for Rwanda where genocide was established. She knows her stuff. Some politicians don’t. Who are you siding with?
September 16, 2025 at 8:41 AM
Dear God, I’ve never been so ready for an international break to end. The news cycle has been horrific these last couple of weeks. Anyways, we’ve got a Manchester Derby to look forward to…
September 11, 2025 at 7:17 PM
September 11, 2025 at 4:40 PM
September 9, 2025 at 3:15 PM
“Nigel is always right”
September 6, 2025 at 10:48 AM
George Orwell’s 1984 is his most quotable work at present. £ for £, I think Animal Farm is his best work though and it trumps Sun Tzu’s The Art Of War. It’s a story with archetypal characters that gets played out the world over. At 92 pages long, what’s your excuse for not reading it, Boxer? 👊🏼
September 5, 2025 at 11:35 PM
The new Manchester United adidas collaboration is with DRAMA CALL!! How very appropriate. 🙄
August 29, 2025 at 10:04 AM
Just crawled out from under my rock. Heard someone mention something about Kobbie Mainoo?

NB. All religions breed fanatics!

#MUFC
August 27, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Hard-hitting. Very, very real no doubt. Uncomfortable viewing. It’s 10 out of 10 on those fronts but that doesn’t always translate into good cinema. Rating it 1 out of 10.
August 26, 2025 at 4:55 PM