Paul Burns
@paulburns.bsky.social
Heaven’s gates won’t hold me
I’ll saw those suckers down…
I’ll saw those suckers down…
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Reminder: First four tracks of ‘Joy As An Act Of Resistance’ are the greatest opening 4 songs in modern history. I’m yet to be convinced otherwise. Get it down your neck for goodness sake!
November 25, 2025 at 10:29 AM
Reminder: First four tracks of ‘Joy As An Act Of Resistance’ are the greatest opening 4 songs in modern history. I’m yet to be convinced otherwise. Get it down your neck for goodness sake!
It’s never too late! You can lead a horse to water but you can’t make it drink. 🤷🏻♂️
November 25, 2025 at 10:12 AM
It’s never too late! You can lead a horse to water but you can’t make it drink. 🤷🏻♂️
Don’t confuse me with emoji’s…what does that even mean⁉️ 🤔 🤷🏻♂️😂👴🏼
November 25, 2025 at 10:05 AM
Don’t confuse me with emoji’s…what does that even mean⁉️ 🤔 🤷🏻♂️😂👴🏼
I’m sensing that the United part maybe wasn’t the topic he shouldn’t be talking about! 🤣🤣🤣 Speaking of music, did you get round to doing a deep dive on IDLES all those months ago??
November 25, 2025 at 9:56 AM
I’m sensing that the United part maybe wasn’t the topic he shouldn’t be talking about! 🤣🤣🤣 Speaking of music, did you get round to doing a deep dive on IDLES all those months ago??
Hear, hear! It is tedious though when the players seemingly just need to pull their fingers out and put a shift in once a week. Losing with pride is acceptable. Losing through lack of effort’s not! Also, agree that Palace are using it to good effect cause they have the right profile of player.
November 25, 2025 at 9:49 AM
Hear, hear! It is tedious though when the players seemingly just need to pull their fingers out and put a shift in once a week. Losing with pride is acceptable. Losing through lack of effort’s not! Also, agree that Palace are using it to good effect cause they have the right profile of player.
Valid point, Shane. I think the criticism of 3-4-3 stems from the fact that Conte’s CFC are said to be the only team that had any real success with it. But by that logic, everyone should be playing 4-4-2 because United won about 8 titles playing that way!!
November 25, 2025 at 9:40 AM
Valid point, Shane. I think the criticism of 3-4-3 stems from the fact that Conte’s CFC are said to be the only team that had any real success with it. But by that logic, everyone should be playing 4-4-2 because United won about 8 titles playing that way!!
“Try to be focused on the team. Don’t do any drama. Just speak with everyone, have a good relation. This is the best, I think, for the team. We cannot build something with bad energy or bad atmosphere or bad characters.”
— Leny Yoro.
— Leny Yoro.
November 25, 2025 at 9:13 AM
“Try to be focused on the team. Don’t do any drama. Just speak with everyone, have a good relation. This is the best, I think, for the team. We cannot build something with bad energy or bad atmosphere or bad characters.”
— Leny Yoro.
— Leny Yoro.
@andymitten.bsky.social
All negative opinions are predictably taking flight after yesterday’s showing. I reckon the negativity-vortex is currently category 3; could be worse, could be better. What time can we expect the much needed TOTD??
All negative opinions are predictably taking flight after yesterday’s showing. I reckon the negativity-vortex is currently category 3; could be worse, could be better. What time can we expect the much needed TOTD??
November 25, 2025 at 8:30 AM
@andymitten.bsky.social
All negative opinions are predictably taking flight after yesterday’s showing. I reckon the negativity-vortex is currently category 3; could be worse, could be better. What time can we expect the much needed TOTD??
All negative opinions are predictably taking flight after yesterday’s showing. I reckon the negativity-vortex is currently category 3; could be worse, could be better. What time can we expect the much needed TOTD??
Thanks Tim Berners-Lee but the human race just isn’t ready for the internet yet. 🤷🏻♂️
November 24, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Thanks Tim Berners-Lee but the human race just isn’t ready for the internet yet. 🤷🏻♂️
That’s the spirit Woz
November 24, 2025 at 10:49 PM
That’s the spirit Woz
Say your piece, make your peace but try & draw the line at overreaction. Rest up because we’ve got one of those early kickoffs to look forward to on Sunday.🇾🇪
#MUFC
#MUFC
November 24, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Say your piece, make your peace but try & draw the line at overreaction. Rest up because we’ve got one of those early kickoffs to look forward to on Sunday.🇾🇪
#MUFC
#MUFC
Shaw has been rightly criticised…but I’ve got to say he wasn’t the only player on that pitch who showed a lack of urgency in all respects.
November 24, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Shaw has been rightly criticised…but I’ve got to say he wasn’t the only player on that pitch who showed a lack of urgency in all respects.
🤣 Hope you’re feeling better soon, Nige.
November 24, 2025 at 10:05 PM
🤣 Hope you’re feeling better soon, Nige.
Full-time verdict:
Maybe my memory is clouded by the sheer awfulness of what I’ve just watched but I can’t think of a worse performance from United under Amorim. Anyone jog my memory? Saw someone else say it at halftime but that does feel like they’ve regressed with that showing.
#MUFC
Maybe my memory is clouded by the sheer awfulness of what I’ve just watched but I can’t think of a worse performance from United under Amorim. Anyone jog my memory? Saw someone else say it at halftime but that does feel like they’ve regressed with that showing.
#MUFC
November 24, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Full-time verdict:
Maybe my memory is clouded by the sheer awfulness of what I’ve just watched but I can’t think of a worse performance from United under Amorim. Anyone jog my memory? Saw someone else say it at halftime but that does feel like they’ve regressed with that showing.
#MUFC
Maybe my memory is clouded by the sheer awfulness of what I’ve just watched but I can’t think of a worse performance from United under Amorim. Anyone jog my memory? Saw someone else say it at halftime but that does feel like they’ve regressed with that showing.
#MUFC
Did he go for it with the wrong arm??
November 24, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Did he go for it with the wrong arm??
Halftime verdict:
United’s engine room has no coal in it and is operating at about 0.5 horsepower. Completely underwhelmed by that first half. They thought the game was won when Gueye was harshly sent off. United to win 2-1, Casemiro & Fernandes to score nows I’ve slated them! 🤣
United’s engine room has no coal in it and is operating at about 0.5 horsepower. Completely underwhelmed by that first half. They thought the game was won when Gueye was harshly sent off. United to win 2-1, Casemiro & Fernandes to score nows I’ve slated them! 🤣
November 24, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Halftime verdict:
United’s engine room has no coal in it and is operating at about 0.5 horsepower. Completely underwhelmed by that first half. They thought the game was won when Gueye was harshly sent off. United to win 2-1, Casemiro & Fernandes to score nows I’ve slated them! 🤣
United’s engine room has no coal in it and is operating at about 0.5 horsepower. Completely underwhelmed by that first half. They thought the game was won when Gueye was harshly sent off. United to win 2-1, Casemiro & Fernandes to score nows I’ve slated them! 🤣
Fair play to Iqbal. I think the weight of expectation on him when he was at United was unfair and I reckon most of it was on account of his name! 🤦🏻 Wouldn’t mind reading around how he feels about United now and how he’s getting on in Holland.
November 24, 2025 at 9:01 AM
Fair play to Iqbal. I think the weight of expectation on him when he was at United was unfair and I reckon most of it was on account of his name! 🤦🏻 Wouldn’t mind reading around how he feels about United now and how he’s getting on in Holland.
Top Red gets used in a derogatory way for fans nowadays. But this is Top Red wardrobe activity. 💯 👏
November 24, 2025 at 8:34 AM
Top Red gets used in a derogatory way for fans nowadays. But this is Top Red wardrobe activity. 💯 👏
I’d be happy if they left. The super wealthy could also sell their property portfolios on their way out which would hopefully stop driving prices up. Off ya pop! 👋 😂
November 24, 2025 at 8:29 AM
I’d be happy if they left. The super wealthy could also sell their property portfolios on their way out which would hopefully stop driving prices up. Off ya pop! 👋 😂
He’ll be refuelling now after his morning run. Not a jog, a RUN! 😂
November 24, 2025 at 8:18 AM
He’ll be refuelling now after his morning run. Not a jog, a RUN! 😂
Sky Sports NFL doing a good job in hyping up the bitter Cowboys & Eagles rivalry with a good montage…until they decided to include a clip of Philly fans chanting “Dallas Sucks, Dallas Sucks, Dallas Sucks”. Hearing that as a Cowboys player or fan is really gonna hurt. 🫣 CALL.THE.COPS!!
November 23, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Sky Sports NFL doing a good job in hyping up the bitter Cowboys & Eagles rivalry with a good montage…until they decided to include a clip of Philly fans chanting “Dallas Sucks, Dallas Sucks, Dallas Sucks”. Hearing that as a Cowboys player or fan is really gonna hurt. 🫣 CALL.THE.COPS!!
There’s very few sights in sport as ungracious as watching NFL players attempting to recover a fumbled pigskin.
ari and miami are playing a football game and the score is 6-14
ALT: ari and miami are playing a football game and the score is 6-14
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November 23, 2025 at 9:02 PM
There’s very few sights in sport as ungracious as watching NFL players attempting to recover a fumbled pigskin.