Paul Bland, Chopping Mall Cop
@paulbland.bsky.social
It’s all bland man. aka @blandCinema
Throat goats
November 15, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Throat goats
it's time for my weekly account locking
November 15, 2025 at 6:12 AM
it's time for my weekly account locking
What a time to be alive
November 15, 2025 at 4:52 AM
What a time to be alive
RIP Tatsuya Nakadai
November 11, 2025 at 4:03 PM
RIP Tatsuya Nakadai
Watching some Children’s television
November 11, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Watching some Children’s television
I thought jokes were legal now
November 11, 2025 at 2:37 PM
I thought jokes were legal now
Zohran won and the freak out from CHUDs and Zionists has been as hilarious and uplifting as you would expect
November 5, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Zohran won and the freak out from CHUDs and Zionists has been as hilarious and uplifting as you would expect
Shin Godzilla 4k
October 29, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Shin Godzilla 4k
“Please Bari, can I have a job?”
October 29, 2025 at 2:24 AM
“Please Bari, can I have a job?”
Of course he missed that all of the religious imagery is associated with the hyper conservative bad guys
October 29, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Of course he missed that all of the religious imagery is associated with the hyper conservative bad guys
This is why I got locked out of twitter for 7 days (sanitized for your protection)
October 28, 2025 at 9:38 PM
This is why I got locked out of twitter for 7 days (sanitized for your protection)
This is how you get a 12 Monkeys situation
October 28, 2025 at 8:57 PM
This is how you get a 12 Monkeys situation
I don’t like the new slop tube I want the old slop tube back
October 28, 2025 at 7:53 PM
I don’t like the new slop tube I want the old slop tube back
The Spartans were created to be the ultimate tool of oppression by a fascist government so this kinda scans
October 28, 2025 at 5:58 PM
The Spartans were created to be the ultimate tool of oppression by a fascist government so this kinda scans
These are the people steering the economy we are so cooked
At a fundamental level, we have to accept much of silicon valley has gone insane.
An ex-Intel CEO’s mission to build a Christian AI: ‘hasten the coming of Christ’s return’
Patrick Gelsinger, executive chairman of Gloo, has made it his mission to advance Christian principles in Silicon Valley
www.theguardian.com
October 28, 2025 at 5:54 PM
These are the people steering the economy we are so cooked
It’s all happening on X the everything app
October 15, 2025 at 5:34 PM
It’s all happening on X the everything app
Kiwi Nazis are mad at me
October 9, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Kiwi Nazis are mad at me
This is probably the most disturbing internet hoax as it shows just how so many people can give themselves internet psychosis and see things that aren’t there because they don’t like someone on the internet
October 9, 2025 at 2:37 AM
This is probably the most disturbing internet hoax as it shows just how so many people can give themselves internet psychosis and see things that aren’t there because they don’t like someone on the internet
Thank Christ my enemies are all massive incompetents
September 11, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Thank Christ my enemies are all massive incompetents
This is going to be the best 9/11 ever
September 11, 2025 at 4:29 PM
This is going to be the best 9/11 ever
Guy who got radicalized because a woman criticized video games in 2012:
September 11, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Guy who got radicalized because a woman criticized video games in 2012:
When I heard the news from Utah
September 11, 2025 at 3:20 PM
When I heard the news from Utah
Elon Musk leading by example
September 3, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Elon Musk leading by example
When Jesus steals your last hit… again
August 20, 2025 at 7:36 PM
When Jesus steals your last hit… again