Sir Lord Paul Bland
@paulbland.bsky.social
It’s all bland man. aka @blandCinema
“Oh, I’m just a girl, taking away your bodily autonomy,
Oh, I’m just a girl, better do what you’re told”
Oh, I’m just a girl, better do what you’re told”
it’s so cool everything is either a scam or designed to take away human rights or both now
February 20, 2026 at 6:17 AM
“Oh, I’m just a girl, taking away your bodily autonomy,
Oh, I’m just a girl, better do what you’re told”
Oh, I’m just a girl, better do what you’re told”
Did you know that Charlie Chaplin made a serial killer movie based on a story idea by Orson Welles
February 20, 2026 at 5:05 AM
Did you know that Charlie Chaplin made a serial killer movie based on a story idea by Orson Welles
Remember when Republicans declared this lighting setup the dawn of the 3rd Woke Reich
February 20, 2026 at 3:30 AM
Remember when Republicans declared this lighting setup the dawn of the 3rd Woke Reich
The thing about contrarians is that when it becomes fashionable to criticize power they turn into obsequious boot lickers
February 20, 2026 at 12:19 AM
The thing about contrarians is that when it becomes fashionable to criticize power they turn into obsequious boot lickers
It’s funny that the Wikipedia page for Grokpedia probably gets more traffic than Grokpedia
February 19, 2026 at 11:36 PM
It’s funny that the Wikipedia page for Grokpedia probably gets more traffic than Grokpedia
After Enron and Conrad Black faced consequences the rich said “NEVER AGAIN”
February 19, 2026 at 8:44 PM
After Enron and Conrad Black faced consequences the rich said “NEVER AGAIN”
Every silent movie has at least one Cop getting kicked in the ass, silent movies are ACAB
February 19, 2026 at 8:12 PM
Every silent movie has at least one Cop getting kicked in the ass, silent movies are ACAB
Posts like this should be an arrestable offence
February 19, 2026 at 7:57 PM
Posts like this should be an arrestable offence
“I saw a trans person stand up to a bully and it made me transphobic” is a hell of an excuse for trying to take trans peoples healthcare away
February 19, 2026 at 7:32 PM
“I saw a trans person stand up to a bully and it made me transphobic” is a hell of an excuse for trying to take trans peoples healthcare away
Probably the only studio that did consistently good remakes
PlayStation has shut down Bluepoint Games, the studio behind the remakes of both Shadow of the Colossus and Demon's Souls. https://bit.ly/4arQr7E
February 19, 2026 at 7:16 PM
Probably the only studio that did consistently good remakes
It’s wild to see all the shittiest libs turn into the Epstein defence squad
February 19, 2026 at 6:47 PM
It’s wild to see all the shittiest libs turn into the Epstein defence squad
Babe Ruth Cameo
February 19, 2026 at 4:40 AM
Babe Ruth Cameo
There just ain’t no work out there for an old timey Soda Jerk like myself anymore
February 19, 2026 at 3:54 AM
There just ain’t no work out there for an old timey Soda Jerk like myself anymore
It’s Ash Wednesday
February 18, 2026 at 10:01 PM
It’s Ash Wednesday
Bring back CEDs but in 4K
February 18, 2026 at 9:20 PM
Bring back CEDs but in 4K
“Ewww, you fucking capitalist”
“I hate America, I love China”
“I hate America, I love China”
February 18, 2026 at 7:31 PM
“Ewww, you fucking capitalist”
“I hate America, I love China”
“I hate America, I love China”
Elon replied to my post
February 18, 2026 at 6:07 PM
Elon replied to my post
I’m sure a 50% unemployment rate is probably fine
February 18, 2026 at 3:29 PM
I’m sure a 50% unemployment rate is probably fine
One of my favourite Samurai movies, this really got me into Tatsuya Nakadai
February 18, 2026 at 1:32 AM
One of my favourite Samurai movies, this really got me into Tatsuya Nakadai
I just mogged this little bitch in the parking lot, he is devastated, never going to recover
February 18, 2026 at 1:25 AM
I just mogged this little bitch in the parking lot, he is devastated, never going to recover
He could have watched all of One Piece in that time and actually learned something
February 17, 2026 at 11:33 PM
He could have watched all of One Piece in that time and actually learned something
Off the clock now
a black and white photo of a man hanging from a clock on a building .
ALT: a black and white photo of a man hanging from a clock on a building .
media.tenor.com
February 17, 2026 at 10:40 PM
Off the clock now
I’m playing on New game minus mode
February 17, 2026 at 7:24 PM
I’m playing on New game minus mode
The snitches are in control
February 17, 2026 at 2:37 PM
The snitches are in control