Sir Lord Paul Bland
@paulbland.bsky.social
It’s all bland man. aka @blandCinema
“Ewww, you fucking capitalist”
“I hate America, I love China”
“I hate America, I love China”
February 18, 2026 at 7:31 PM
“Ewww, you fucking capitalist”
“I hate America, I love China”
“I hate America, I love China”
Elon replied to my post
February 18, 2026 at 6:07 PM
Elon replied to my post
I’m sure a 50% unemployment rate is probably fine
February 18, 2026 at 3:29 PM
I’m sure a 50% unemployment rate is probably fine
One of my favourite Samurai movies, this really got me into Tatsuya Nakadai
February 18, 2026 at 1:32 AM
One of my favourite Samurai movies, this really got me into Tatsuya Nakadai
I just mogged this little bitch in the parking lot, he is devastated, never going to recover
February 18, 2026 at 1:25 AM
I just mogged this little bitch in the parking lot, he is devastated, never going to recover
He could have watched all of One Piece in that time and actually learned something
February 17, 2026 at 11:33 PM
He could have watched all of One Piece in that time and actually learned something
Off the clock now
a black and white photo of a man hanging from a clock on a building .
ALT: a black and white photo of a man hanging from a clock on a building .
media.tenor.com
February 17, 2026 at 10:40 PM
Off the clock now
I’m playing on New game minus mode
February 17, 2026 at 7:24 PM
I’m playing on New game minus mode
The snitches are in control
February 17, 2026 at 2:37 PM
The snitches are in control
This is how I post
February 17, 2026 at 2:21 AM
This is how I post
Crimes of the Future (2022) d. David Cronenberg
February 17, 2026 at 2:16 AM
Crimes of the Future (2022) d. David Cronenberg
The prophecy of Horizon Zero Dawn is now being fulfilled
February 16, 2026 at 7:31 PM
The prophecy of Horizon Zero Dawn is now being fulfilled
Sydney Sweeney is an industry plant, fakest actor since Shia LaBeouf
February 16, 2026 at 7:05 PM
Sydney Sweeney is an industry plant, fakest actor since Shia LaBeouf
Pass it along! Let’s see your pfp in its full-sized glory!
February 16, 2026 at 5:47 AM
Pass it along! Let’s see your pfp in its full-sized glory!
You can’t spend 3 years supporting Israeli genocide and then make me think you care about Iranians
February 15, 2026 at 8:18 PM
You can’t spend 3 years supporting Israeli genocide and then make me think you care about Iranians
Made for activists. Made for fans.
February 15, 2026 at 6:44 PM
Made for activists. Made for fans.
The Return of Ultraman has gone woke
February 15, 2026 at 4:09 PM
The Return of Ultraman has gone woke
It’s bad enough you’ll never afford a house because you insisted on buying the rotisserie chicken but then:
February 14, 2026 at 10:33 PM
It’s bad enough you’ll never afford a house because you insisted on buying the rotisserie chicken but then:
2 degrees Celsius and partly cloudy.
It’s like a glorious sunny summer day out there
It’s like a glorious sunny summer day out there
February 14, 2026 at 10:20 PM
2 degrees Celsius and partly cloudy.
It’s like a glorious sunny summer day out there
It’s like a glorious sunny summer day out there
If I was a hated person on the internet I would not publicly disclose that my fiancée cheated on me with my best friend and all my friends chose him over me.
But that’s just how I roll
But that’s just how I roll
February 14, 2026 at 5:26 AM
If I was a hated person on the internet I would not publicly disclose that my fiancée cheated on me with my best friend and all my friends chose him over me.
But that’s just how I roll
But that’s just how I roll
The only good US presidential candidate in my lifetime has been Ralph Nader, the nation let him down
February 13, 2026 at 9:03 PM
The only good US presidential candidate in my lifetime has been Ralph Nader, the nation let him down
It’s a good sign that AI platforms are already nickel and diming their customers before widespread adoption has even occurred
ChatsAmore.ai introduced a new pricing model for virtual dating, meeting increased demand for companionship as Valentine’s Day approaches.
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February 13, 2026 at 7:48 PM
It’s a good sign that AI platforms are already nickel and diming their customers before widespread adoption has even occurred
Just a reminder that Buster Keaton could have fucked your grandma
February 13, 2026 at 2:24 PM
Just a reminder that Buster Keaton could have fucked your grandma