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Paula Vision
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Life is too short to spend arguing on the Internet.

I love cats, music, reading, and the ocean.
No. YOU woke up at 6:00 a.m. on the day of a 7:00 p.m. Rick Springfield concert and whispered to yourself, "might as well start getting ready."
July 18, 2025 at 11:22 AM
3 days before the Rick Springfield concert is NOT the time for my tweezers to fail me, and yet here we are.
July 15, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Someone is singing the classic Bob Seger hit as:

Old TIMEY Rock n' Roll

... And I need Bob Seger to call me immediately, and I'll put him on the phone with this singer to right this wrong.
July 11, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Me, sounding like Dustin Hoffman as Rainman announcing "4 minutes to Wapner":

8 days to the Rick Springfield concert
July 10, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Measure how people feel about you by the worst way they treat you, not by the best they treat you.
July 7, 2025 at 4:28 PM
I just let a woman trade me TWO DIMES AND A NICKEL for the Aldi basket I was done with that still had the quarter in it, like the absolute saint I am.
July 7, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Me, *melodramatically singing Piece of My Heart to my cats* :

could a depressed person do this?
July 7, 2025 at 1:07 PM
I'm NOT saying I've had half of a tall Fuzzy Navel. I'm saying I just said, "Jesus died for your sins. Make it worth it," loud enough for the whole bar to hear.
July 5, 2025 at 1:08 AM
I just saw a seagull deepthroat a corn dog and fly away with it.
July 1, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Please don't go in there and be a bitch.

~ Me, giving myself a pep talk before going in anywhere
June 18, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Made the mistake of taking a nap and woke up in a whole new world.
June 18, 2025 at 10:40 PM
I would say that you're a special kind of stupid, but you're actually a very common, ordinary kind of stupid.
June 17, 2025 at 12:38 AM
I feel like the little bit of factory tint on my car's windows and windshield doesn't do much until I have to roll down my window at a drive-thru, and I feel like I'm sitting on the surface of the Sun. Then I'm really grateful.
June 15, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Both
caught in the middle of a pretty serious dilemma: to rock you like a hurricane or a wagon wheel
June 7, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Excuse me while I say "let me see myself in the mirror" and call out Candyman three times.
June 5, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Additional Driving Suggestion:

Don't try to beat the train at a railroad crossing. You can't beat that train, but that train can beat you.
June 3, 2025 at 3:57 PM
The lady in the bathroom stall next to me just let 5 seconds of Hawaiian Roller Coaster Ride play 15 times on loop at full volume.

She almost had to go see Lilo and get STITCHES.
June 3, 2025 at 2:17 PM
I graduated high school 36 years ago tonight.
June 3, 2025 at 2:11 PM
If you just saw me in Whataburger in my pink fuzzy slippers, you should have come up and said hi. What? Are you embarrassed of me? I thought we were friends. I see how it is. You're too good for me. Fine. You're not going to have any friends if you keep acting like this.
June 2, 2025 at 3:34 PM
A really drunk man just non-ironically made the a-ooga face at me.
a cartoon of a wolf in a tuxedo talking on a cell phone
ALT: a cartoon of a wolf in a tuxedo talking on a cell phone
media.tenor.com
May 31, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Your name in my contacts is now "absolutely not".

Your move, dipshit.
May 30, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Quick Driving Suggestion: Don't stop on railroad tracks.
May 27, 2025 at 4:33 PM
I just saw a man put a carton of eggs in his shopping cart, and I nodded at him like he was landed gentry.
May 26, 2025 at 8:37 PM
It's a good day to mind your business.
May 26, 2025 at 3:12 PM
"I've had about all of this particular good time that I can stand."

~ Me, graciously leaving your annoying event
May 26, 2025 at 1:06 PM