Paula Vision
@paula-sues-anne.bsky.social
Life is too short to spend arguing on the Internet.
I love cats, music, reading, and the ocean.
I love cats, music, reading, and the ocean.
No. YOU woke up at 6:00 a.m. on the day of a 7:00 p.m. Rick Springfield concert and whispered to yourself, "might as well start getting ready."
July 18, 2025 at 11:22 AM
No. YOU woke up at 6:00 a.m. on the day of a 7:00 p.m. Rick Springfield concert and whispered to yourself, "might as well start getting ready."
3 days before the Rick Springfield concert is NOT the time for my tweezers to fail me, and yet here we are.
July 15, 2025 at 9:13 PM
3 days before the Rick Springfield concert is NOT the time for my tweezers to fail me, and yet here we are.
Someone is singing the classic Bob Seger hit as:
Old TIMEY Rock n' Roll
... And I need Bob Seger to call me immediately, and I'll put him on the phone with this singer to right this wrong.
Old TIMEY Rock n' Roll
... And I need Bob Seger to call me immediately, and I'll put him on the phone with this singer to right this wrong.
July 11, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Someone is singing the classic Bob Seger hit as:
Old TIMEY Rock n' Roll
... And I need Bob Seger to call me immediately, and I'll put him on the phone with this singer to right this wrong.
Old TIMEY Rock n' Roll
... And I need Bob Seger to call me immediately, and I'll put him on the phone with this singer to right this wrong.
Me, sounding like Dustin Hoffman as Rainman announcing "4 minutes to Wapner":
8 days to the Rick Springfield concert
8 days to the Rick Springfield concert
July 10, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Me, sounding like Dustin Hoffman as Rainman announcing "4 minutes to Wapner":
8 days to the Rick Springfield concert
8 days to the Rick Springfield concert
Measure how people feel about you by the worst way they treat you, not by the best they treat you.
July 7, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Measure how people feel about you by the worst way they treat you, not by the best they treat you.
I just let a woman trade me TWO DIMES AND A NICKEL for the Aldi basket I was done with that still had the quarter in it, like the absolute saint I am.
July 7, 2025 at 4:11 PM
I just let a woman trade me TWO DIMES AND A NICKEL for the Aldi basket I was done with that still had the quarter in it, like the absolute saint I am.
Me, *melodramatically singing Piece of My Heart to my cats* :
could a depressed person do this?
could a depressed person do this?
July 7, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Me, *melodramatically singing Piece of My Heart to my cats* :
could a depressed person do this?
could a depressed person do this?
I'm NOT saying I've had half of a tall Fuzzy Navel. I'm saying I just said, "Jesus died for your sins. Make it worth it," loud enough for the whole bar to hear.
July 5, 2025 at 1:08 AM
I'm NOT saying I've had half of a tall Fuzzy Navel. I'm saying I just said, "Jesus died for your sins. Make it worth it," loud enough for the whole bar to hear.
I just saw a seagull deepthroat a corn dog and fly away with it.
July 1, 2025 at 10:45 PM
I just saw a seagull deepthroat a corn dog and fly away with it.
Please don't go in there and be a bitch.
~ Me, giving myself a pep talk before going in anywhere
~ Me, giving myself a pep talk before going in anywhere
June 18, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Please don't go in there and be a bitch.
~ Me, giving myself a pep talk before going in anywhere
~ Me, giving myself a pep talk before going in anywhere
Made the mistake of taking a nap and woke up in a whole new world.
June 18, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Made the mistake of taking a nap and woke up in a whole new world.
I would say that you're a special kind of stupid, but you're actually a very common, ordinary kind of stupid.
June 17, 2025 at 12:38 AM
I would say that you're a special kind of stupid, but you're actually a very common, ordinary kind of stupid.
I feel like the little bit of factory tint on my car's windows and windshield doesn't do much until I have to roll down my window at a drive-thru, and I feel like I'm sitting on the surface of the Sun. Then I'm really grateful.
June 15, 2025 at 8:34 PM
I feel like the little bit of factory tint on my car's windows and windshield doesn't do much until I have to roll down my window at a drive-thru, and I feel like I'm sitting on the surface of the Sun. Then I'm really grateful.
Both
caught in the middle of a pretty serious dilemma: to rock you like a hurricane or a wagon wheel
June 7, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Both
Excuse me while I say "let me see myself in the mirror" and call out Candyman three times.
June 5, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Excuse me while I say "let me see myself in the mirror" and call out Candyman three times.
Additional Driving Suggestion:
Don't try to beat the train at a railroad crossing. You can't beat that train, but that train can beat you.
Don't try to beat the train at a railroad crossing. You can't beat that train, but that train can beat you.
June 3, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Additional Driving Suggestion:
Don't try to beat the train at a railroad crossing. You can't beat that train, but that train can beat you.
Don't try to beat the train at a railroad crossing. You can't beat that train, but that train can beat you.
The lady in the bathroom stall next to me just let 5 seconds of Hawaiian Roller Coaster Ride play 15 times on loop at full volume.
She almost had to go see Lilo and get STITCHES.
She almost had to go see Lilo and get STITCHES.
June 3, 2025 at 2:17 PM
The lady in the bathroom stall next to me just let 5 seconds of Hawaiian Roller Coaster Ride play 15 times on loop at full volume.
She almost had to go see Lilo and get STITCHES.
She almost had to go see Lilo and get STITCHES.
I graduated high school 36 years ago tonight.
June 3, 2025 at 2:11 PM
I graduated high school 36 years ago tonight.
If you just saw me in Whataburger in my pink fuzzy slippers, you should have come up and said hi. What? Are you embarrassed of me? I thought we were friends. I see how it is. You're too good for me. Fine. You're not going to have any friends if you keep acting like this.
June 2, 2025 at 3:34 PM
If you just saw me in Whataburger in my pink fuzzy slippers, you should have come up and said hi. What? Are you embarrassed of me? I thought we were friends. I see how it is. You're too good for me. Fine. You're not going to have any friends if you keep acting like this.
A really drunk man just non-ironically made the a-ooga face at me.
a cartoon of a wolf in a tuxedo talking on a cell phone
ALT: a cartoon of a wolf in a tuxedo talking on a cell phone
media.tenor.com
May 31, 2025 at 1:59 AM
A really drunk man just non-ironically made the a-ooga face at me.
Your name in my contacts is now "absolutely not".
Your move, dipshit.
Your move, dipshit.
May 30, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Your name in my contacts is now "absolutely not".
Your move, dipshit.
Your move, dipshit.
Quick Driving Suggestion: Don't stop on railroad tracks.
May 27, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Quick Driving Suggestion: Don't stop on railroad tracks.
I just saw a man put a carton of eggs in his shopping cart, and I nodded at him like he was landed gentry.
May 26, 2025 at 8:37 PM
I just saw a man put a carton of eggs in his shopping cart, and I nodded at him like he was landed gentry.
It's a good day to mind your business.
May 26, 2025 at 3:12 PM
It's a good day to mind your business.
"I've had about all of this particular good time that I can stand."
~ Me, graciously leaving your annoying event
~ Me, graciously leaving your annoying event
May 26, 2025 at 1:06 PM
"I've had about all of this particular good time that I can stand."
~ Me, graciously leaving your annoying event
~ Me, graciously leaving your annoying event