Patch Wylie
patroclx.bsky.social
Patch Wylie
@patroclx.bsky.social
they/them
questioned "is that a specific character or just some punk" checked alt-text and it's both
February 2, 2026 at 11:48 PM
a writer was bleeding out, realising she could save herself by improvising a dressing out of filled pages, and YET SHE SAID
I would rather die of my injuries than injure my diaries
February 2, 2026 at 11:29 PM
I used Garbodor on principle, Tyrantrum is also cool enough to keep around (but not as good as Garbodor my darling my sweet baby)
February 2, 2026 at 10:34 PM
Brantley Gilbert is just Roger Smith
February 2, 2026 at 7:16 PM
fulfils this too i think
People are being too relevant. It needs to be something kids 100% still do because only Gen X thinks only Gen X drank from the hose.
February 2, 2026 at 9:00 AM
noticing as I scrolled down the feed that you're well aware of this, tho I didn't expect any less - always looked bad
February 1, 2026 at 12:28 PM
even that's generous, one of the most visible themes of his career for 20 years before that was bouncing back from corruption allegations. prime example of political decadence
February 1, 2026 at 12:22 PM
max potions are only better value when you get close to 300HP, and personally I needed all the money I could get for clothes
February 1, 2026 at 3:01 AM
there's a couple more subtle ones I've used outside of photoshoots, I think they are all only from her but there's another sidequest for some extra hair colours too. I love that you can two-tone hair now!
February 1, 2026 at 2:56 AM
"Please excuse orthography"

"no porblem nikc"
January 31, 2026 at 6:44 PM
im now imagining him suddenly launching into the air immediately after this clip
January 31, 2026 at 6:41 PM
this is the opposite of not falling until he realises he ran off the cliff
January 31, 2026 at 6:39 PM
i could've sworn they said they were making one for the switch back in like 2017 but at this point I have to assume it was just the GAA port
January 31, 2026 at 6:50 AM
I can't see that trope without thinking of this bit
January 31, 2026 at 4:02 AM
the clown is the other guy
January 30, 2026 at 7:29 PM
There were a LOT more sculptures than that even, but I couldn't easily find a more comprehensive gallery
January 30, 2026 at 5:13 PM
Were you aware of this exhibit? From the 80th anniversary I believe
January 30, 2026 at 4:12 PM
being considered a liability to rapid response doesn't appear to be the same thing as not being allowed to protest
January 30, 2026 at 11:44 AM
why would I voluntarily listen to matt forde
January 29, 2026 at 9:24 PM
also to get a practical complaint rather than a theoretical one
January 29, 2026 at 6:11 PM
its called "style"
January 29, 2026 at 5:31 PM
good for you
January 29, 2026 at 12:52 PM
one cinema had apparently sold five back row seats and nobody believes that's anybody intending to watch the thing
January 29, 2026 at 12:24 PM
mine was when she said "its melanin time" and it gave her husband an aneurysm
January 29, 2026 at 1:03 AM
its kinda funny when they end up having to do stuff like FEMA declaring NYC a permanent disaster area
January 28, 2026 at 6:26 PM