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patrick platypus
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oh hey what’s up
just me big cock sticking out at about 1030 on the clock
May 31, 2025 at 4:39 PM
patrickplatypus.bsky.social
never actually wore a hotel robe before
standing with a white robe on and lo, it’s open in the front with my big cock sticking out
April 27, 2025 at 4:56 PM
patrickplatypus.bsky.social
it’s been a minute #fcf
it’s me named in front of a… wait, no, not naked. there’s socks. almost naked. anyway, big cock hanging out and summer body coming along, with a nice little glow
April 18, 2025 at 4:25 PM
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oh we’re gonna have fun tonight
yo it’s your boy patrick the platypus and he’s got on black combat boots, chain harness, leather arm bands, and a black cock ring around the base of his fat cock (ignore the streaks on the mirror)
March 23, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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still enjoying this hotel room
naked me again, my thick full cock pointing straight right and my hips rotated slightly outward, clearly in a hotel room with a bed in back and odd Babylonian artwork on the wall
March 8, 2025 at 12:52 PM
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oh look a hotel mirror for hump day
it’s my thick ass with a good tan line
March 5, 2025 at 1:02 PM
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we’re in a hotel room and I’m cheering
hey it’s me naked again and I’m standing in front of a unmade white bed with my big dick hanging to the right (my left) and my arms are held up for some reason; my weight is on my left foot too
February 23, 2025 at 1:13 PM
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amazing what a bit of sunlight can do
it’s my fat erect cock again, photo from above, but this time I’ve got light blue jeans and a black T-shirt on
February 17, 2025 at 10:11 PM
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finding it hard to concentrate on weekend work
sitting at my desk, I’m turned toward the camera fully naked with my thick dick hard and upright, my left hand nestled at its base
February 2, 2025 at 2:39 PM
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morning view #fcf
you’re not gonna believe this, but it’s just me standing—a little oddly with my weight on my left leg and my right arm hanging a bit back—and I’ve got the morning light gently highlighting my midsection. but it’s Friday, which means my fat cock is out, erect, and hanging a bit down from its weight
January 24, 2025 at 1:07 PM
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if I were outside this might be frozen…

…would it be frozen?

hey google what is the freezing point of precum

anyway merry #fcf
as is a platypus tradition, it’s a Fat Cock Friday post of my fat cock—but this one’s a closeup of the beast, with a dewy drip of precum dangling off the tip
January 17, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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now where should this go #fcf
a photo of my thick erect cock, which I’m gripping at the base with my right hand
January 10, 2025 at 9:28 PM
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sure it’s #fcf but it’s also the beginning of Dry January
naked man (not actually a platypus, but me) standing in front of a white bed, arms at side and thick, stiff cock pointing about 30 degrees to the viewers right
January 3, 2025 at 1:15 PM
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just bouncing around, and then…
December 30, 2024 at 1:17 PM
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lol holy shit new platypus fact learned!!
screenshot of google search for “does platypus have asshole or cloaca: Monotremes, like all reptiles, also have a cloaca, a single opening through which feces, urine, and sperm or eggs pass. In other mammals, the cloaca is divided into an anus and genitourinary passages. Like other mammals, monotremes have fur, nurse their young with milk, and are warm-blooded.
December 28, 2024 at 6:19 PM
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still in my pajamas but excited for #fcf
it’s me, wearing pajama pants of my beloved University of Illinois, standing before the camera with my fat cock hanging out, tilted slightly to my left (your right)
December 27, 2024 at 1:44 PM
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Merry Christmas from your friends at Monotreme Enterprises, LLC
it’s me, nude: a Christmas miracle! I’m sitting spread eagle on a fireplace, big dick standing upright, a weird lean back, and a Santa hat pulled down over my face—but this Christmas gives the gift of a smirk
December 25, 2024 at 6:27 PM
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fat cock Friday pointed at you like a gun
standing naked before you arms akimbo, I’ve got my hands gripping my groin and hoisting up my thick dick and balls. the lighting is nice
December 20, 2024 at 1:11 PM
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what’s up friends it is Friday so here’s that fat cock for the day #fcf don’t forget to apply labels to your fun sexxxy posts
it’s just my big dick standing erect and looking extra thick up the shaft—kinda a weird camera effect. the setting: I’m lying on a white bed, and there’s some lovely light coming in on a warm wooden dresser with a single lamp on it. my right hand hand is at the base of my thick cock to keep it upright
December 13, 2024 at 12:12 PM
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excited for the convention!
another picture of me standing naked in good lighting with my meaty, glistening cock hanging mostly erect and off to the right a bit, looking like it’d be a great fit for a tight—or even loose—hole. but wait what’s that? why yes it’s a badge on a blue lanyard for PAX Unplugged, a board game convention! this dick is gonna spend the day playing board games
December 7, 2024 at 2:19 PM
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it is I, Patrick Platypus, here once again on #fcf
sup it’s me again, standing naked in front of a mirror. the light is a lovely soft glow, and there’s really not much to this photo other than me with my right hand at the base of my thick dick that’s about 3/4 hard. also you can still really see my speedo tan despite it being December. anyway happy fat cock Friday everyone!
December 6, 2024 at 12:43 PM
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Time for another helping #fcf
me standing naked in an enormous bathroom in Berlin, but with great window lighting: I’m turned about 75 degrees to the left, still don’t know what to do with hands, and my big cock is hanging out with a bit of sheen from precum I’ve been playing with
November 29, 2024 at 10:16 AM
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a sunny disposition on this fat cock Friday #fcf
Im holding my thick dick in the sunlight
November 22, 2024 at 1:08 PM
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showing my meat to prove I’m not a bot
me naked standing in a bathroom with my right hand at the base of my thick cock
November 19, 2024 at 12:37 PM
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for some, it is the first, for others, another in a long series, but for all, it is a good fat cock Friday #fcf
my fat, heavy cock lions forward in view—it’s girthy, about 6.5 inches around and appropriately long
November 15, 2024 at 12:36 PM