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patrick platypus
@patrickplatypus.bsky.social
a dumb alt | 🏳️‍🌈🔞🌆
oh hey what’s up
May 31, 2025 at 4:39 PM
never actually wore a hotel robe before
April 27, 2025 at 4:56 PM
it’s been a minute #fcf
April 18, 2025 at 4:25 PM
good news: we had fun last night
oh we’re gonna have fun tonight
March 23, 2025 at 1:33 PM
oh we’re gonna have fun tonight
March 23, 2025 at 1:28 AM
sexted a boy “can’t wait to stuff you with my bug cock” kill me now
March 13, 2025 at 3:02 AM
so I was fucking a guy in a bathroom at a party last night during the time change, came out, checked watch, and thought “wow I didn’t realize we were going at it that long”
March 9, 2025 at 5:28 PM
still enjoying this hotel room
March 8, 2025 at 12:52 PM
oh look a hotel mirror for hump day
March 5, 2025 at 1:02 PM
we’re in a hotel room and I’m cheering
February 23, 2025 at 1:13 PM
amazing what a bit of sunlight can do
February 17, 2025 at 10:11 PM
finding it hard to concentrate on weekend work
February 2, 2025 at 2:39 PM
“it’s an underwear birthday party, it’s gonna be chill and not an orgy”

fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice… you’re not gonna fool me again
February 2, 2025 at 1:49 PM
sexting before 7am is like, bruh, I’m bricked up but I need my coffee first to think of more inventive ways to say “I want to fuck you”
January 26, 2025 at 12:08 PM
morning view #fcf
January 24, 2025 at 1:07 PM
if I were outside this might be frozen…

…would it be frozen?

hey google what is the freezing point of precum

anyway merry #fcf
January 17, 2025 at 7:42 PM
boy it sure is handy sometimes to precum so much I don’t need lube
January 14, 2025 at 2:12 AM
now where should this go #fcf
January 10, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Reposted by patrick platypus
showing my meat to prove I’m not a bot
November 19, 2024 at 12:37 PM
sure it’s #fcf but it’s also the beginning of Dry January
January 3, 2025 at 1:15 PM
boosting platypus content
Btw, I went to NZ in January and saw a platypus!
December 30, 2024 at 10:30 PM
yes, yes, yes, one but okay, not… really?, no, yeah sure, not here, *gasp* what?!, okay!, very, ehh not really, wtf??, yes! and labeled!, id., id., aww, ish?, yes, WHAT DOES THIS MEAN the world may never know, lol no, id.
December 30, 2024 at 8:38 PM
so, this is bothering me: the video quality sucks? why does it look like I’ve got Vaseline on my phone camera

anyone got Bluesky tips for more High Quality Dick Content?
just bouncing around, and then…
December 30, 2024 at 2:39 PM
🎵 all I wanna do is pound someone’s son / I got a feeling I’m not the only one 🎵
back to the email factory when all I want to do is pound out someone’s son
December 30, 2024 at 1:48 PM