patrick platypus
@patrickplatypus.bsky.social
a dumb alt | 🏳️🌈🔞🌆
oh hey what’s up
May 31, 2025 at 4:39 PM
oh hey what’s up
never actually wore a hotel robe before
April 27, 2025 at 4:56 PM
never actually wore a hotel robe before
good news: we had fun last night
March 23, 2025 at 1:33 PM
good news: we had fun last night
oh we’re gonna have fun tonight
March 23, 2025 at 1:28 AM
oh we’re gonna have fun tonight
sexted a boy “can’t wait to stuff you with my bug cock” kill me now
March 13, 2025 at 3:02 AM
sexted a boy “can’t wait to stuff you with my bug cock” kill me now
so I was fucking a guy in a bathroom at a party last night during the time change, came out, checked watch, and thought “wow I didn’t realize we were going at it that long”
March 9, 2025 at 5:28 PM
so I was fucking a guy in a bathroom at a party last night during the time change, came out, checked watch, and thought “wow I didn’t realize we were going at it that long”
still enjoying this hotel room
March 8, 2025 at 12:52 PM
still enjoying this hotel room
oh look a hotel mirror for hump day
March 5, 2025 at 1:02 PM
oh look a hotel mirror for hump day
we’re in a hotel room and I’m cheering
February 23, 2025 at 1:13 PM
we’re in a hotel room and I’m cheering
amazing what a bit of sunlight can do
February 17, 2025 at 10:11 PM
amazing what a bit of sunlight can do
finding it hard to concentrate on weekend work
February 2, 2025 at 2:39 PM
finding it hard to concentrate on weekend work
“it’s an underwear birthday party, it’s gonna be chill and not an orgy”
fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice… you’re not gonna fool me again
fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice… you’re not gonna fool me again
February 2, 2025 at 1:49 PM
“it’s an underwear birthday party, it’s gonna be chill and not an orgy”
fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice… you’re not gonna fool me again
fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice… you’re not gonna fool me again
sexting before 7am is like, bruh, I’m bricked up but I need my coffee first to think of more inventive ways to say “I want to fuck you”
January 26, 2025 at 12:08 PM
sexting before 7am is like, bruh, I’m bricked up but I need my coffee first to think of more inventive ways to say “I want to fuck you”
boy it sure is handy sometimes to precum so much I don’t need lube
January 14, 2025 at 2:12 AM
boy it sure is handy sometimes to precum so much I don’t need lube
Reposted by patrick platypus
showing my meat to prove I’m not a bot
November 19, 2024 at 12:37 PM
showing my meat to prove I’m not a bot
boosting platypus content
December 30, 2024 at 10:30 PM
boosting platypus content
yes, yes, yes, one but okay, not… really?, no, yeah sure, not here, *gasp* what?!, okay!, very, ehh not really, wtf??, yes! and labeled!, id., id., aww, ish?, yes, WHAT DOES THIS MEAN the world may never know, lol no, id.
December 30, 2024 at 8:38 PM
yes, yes, yes, one but okay, not… really?, no, yeah sure, not here, *gasp* what?!, okay!, very, ehh not really, wtf??, yes! and labeled!, id., id., aww, ish?, yes, WHAT DOES THIS MEAN the world may never know, lol no, id.
so, this is bothering me: the video quality sucks? why does it look like I’ve got Vaseline on my phone camera
anyone got Bluesky tips for more High Quality Dick Content?
anyone got Bluesky tips for more High Quality Dick Content?
December 30, 2024 at 2:39 PM
so, this is bothering me: the video quality sucks? why does it look like I’ve got Vaseline on my phone camera
anyone got Bluesky tips for more High Quality Dick Content?
anyone got Bluesky tips for more High Quality Dick Content?
🎵 all I wanna do is pound someone’s son / I got a feeling I’m not the only one 🎵
back to the email factory when all I want to do is pound out someone’s son
December 30, 2024 at 1:48 PM
🎵 all I wanna do is pound someone’s son / I got a feeling I’m not the only one 🎵