Patrick Johansson
@patrickjohansson.bsky.social
23
📍Rouen, France 🇫🇷
🎂 Colima, México 🇲🇽
📖 🗣️ 🇨🇳🇮🇳🇺🇸🇮🇹
📍Rouen, France 🇫🇷
🎂 Colima, México 🇲🇽
📖 🗣️ 🇨🇳🇮🇳🇺🇸🇮🇹
I caught the laser pointer, they said it couldn’t be done
October 29, 2025 at 8:20 PM
I caught the laser pointer, they said it couldn’t be done
How is he not tipping over?
October 28, 2025 at 9:51 PM
How is he not tipping over?
Cuando preguntas ¿por qué hay todavía generales franquistas libres? los españoles dicen “Ay, eso fue hace mucho tiempo, ya no importa”.
Imagínense ahora lo que piensan de la conquista.
Imagínense ahora lo que piensan de la conquista.
October 28, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Cuando preguntas ¿por qué hay todavía generales franquistas libres? los españoles dicen “Ay, eso fue hace mucho tiempo, ya no importa”.
Imagínense ahora lo que piensan de la conquista.
Imagínense ahora lo que piensan de la conquista.
That lawsuit money could be spent feeding families, instead the government prosecutes pharmacists over Facebook conspiracies
October 28, 2025 at 12:10 PM
That lawsuit money could be spent feeding families, instead the government prosecutes pharmacists over Facebook conspiracies
Good thing there was a lake right there
October 28, 2025 at 9:51 AM
Good thing there was a lake right there
Incroyable 😤
October 28, 2025 at 9:47 AM
Incroyable 😤
But with cool stretchy bandages
a cartoon of a monster with purple glowing arms and legs
Alt: A Thep Khufan alien from Ben 10 extending his bandage-like tendrils to snatch something.
media.tenor.com
October 28, 2025 at 9:36 AM
But with cool stretchy bandages
Stop cranking the 1%’s wealth extraction machine and see who really has the power
October 27, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Stop cranking the 1%’s wealth extraction machine and see who really has the power
I pity whoever gets seated behind that guy
October 25, 2025 at 11:34 PM
I pity whoever gets seated behind that guy
If anything happens to Crumb I’ll burn down the nearest kingdom
🇬🇧 👁️👄👁️ 👀🇫🇷
🇬🇧 👁️👄👁️ 👀🇫🇷
October 25, 2025 at 4:35 PM
If anything happens to Crumb I’ll burn down the nearest kingdom
🇬🇧 👁️👄👁️ 👀🇫🇷
🇬🇧 👁️👄👁️ 👀🇫🇷
Ce n’est pas une contradiction. Leur but c’est l’extraction de richesse, pas l’adhésion à la loi.
October 21, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Ce n’est pas une contradiction. Leur but c’est l’extraction de richesse, pas l’adhésion à la loi.
What law is being broken?
October 19, 2025 at 9:58 AM
What law is being broken?
I don’t think they care. It’s not like they put in much effort.
October 18, 2025 at 8:50 AM
I don’t think they care. It’s not like they put in much effort.
They should just call themselves “animal lives acknowledgers” 😂
October 18, 2025 at 8:48 AM
They should just call themselves “animal lives acknowledgers” 😂
We inherited the base 12 time-measuring system from the Mesopotamians. 60 minutes, 24 hours, 12am-12pm, etc.
Had it been decided nowadays, the day would have probably been divided into 10 long hours, which could be divided into 100 fractions each.
Had it been decided nowadays, the day would have probably been divided into 10 long hours, which could be divided into 100 fractions each.
October 16, 2025 at 10:06 AM
We inherited the base 12 time-measuring system from the Mesopotamians. 60 minutes, 24 hours, 12am-12pm, etc.
Had it been decided nowadays, the day would have probably been divided into 10 long hours, which could be divided into 100 fractions each.
Had it been decided nowadays, the day would have probably been divided into 10 long hours, which could be divided into 100 fractions each.
Qué malo ondo
October 3, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Qué malo ondo
Is that a literal worker bee?
October 1, 2025 at 6:48 AM
Is that a literal worker bee?
What the white house says means nothing these days, you can go ahead and ignore it
September 29, 2025 at 8:35 PM
What the white house says means nothing these days, you can go ahead and ignore it
Better not harm him, keep him as cattle, to produce endless low-sugar blood
September 22, 2025 at 10:02 AM
Better not harm him, keep him as cattle, to produce endless low-sugar blood
He represents a big part of the right wing, who talk about “bringing back Christianity, putting America first, freedom to own guns and the goods of capitalism”.
The admin knows this is the ideal martyr, as in “this is what will happen to you if we let the left proliferate”.
The admin knows this is the ideal martyr, as in “this is what will happen to you if we let the left proliferate”.
September 22, 2025 at 9:36 AM
He represents a big part of the right wing, who talk about “bringing back Christianity, putting America first, freedom to own guns and the goods of capitalism”.
The admin knows this is the ideal martyr, as in “this is what will happen to you if we let the left proliferate”.
The admin knows this is the ideal martyr, as in “this is what will happen to you if we let the left proliferate”.