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Patrick Johansson
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📍Rouen, France 🇫🇷
🎂 Colima, México 🇲🇽
📖 🗣️ 🇨🇳🇮🇳🇺🇸🇮🇹
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Una toma de pantalla de una búsqueda de Google para saber cómo se dice "regañar" en francés. El resultado es Google traductor diciendo que "regañar" traducido del francés al inglés da "to regañar"
September 18, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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Guys, there’s this guy who keeps telepathically forcing based takes into my mind by pointing left and nodding. I don’t know his name, help me out. This is roughly what his soul looks like:
A pencil drawing of a serious man with a mullet pointing to the left. The questions “who is he?”, “is he ok?” and “what does he expect of me?” are written around in the same crinkled tear-dotted paper.
September 13, 2025 at 12:14 PM
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If any zoo worker has ever had a Chimpanzee approach them and whisper “Nobody will ever believe you, wage slave” and then roll around in the dirt like an animal, this is your chance to fess up. I’ll believe you.

#PutApesToWork #AusterityMeasures #GorillaMechanics #OrangutanCEOs
#CapuchinAstronauts
August 11, 2025 at 11:37 AM
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Caption: Our ancestors looking into the future to see what legacy we have built. Image: a mage stoically pondering a crystal ball that shows a minimum-wage employee holding back tears while dressed as Ronald McDonald with his mouth full of fries.
July 12, 2025 at 10:31 AM
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patrickjohansson.bsky.social Patrick Johansson @patrickjohansson.bsky.social · Jul 12
Where’s Superman when you need him?
The same comic book cover as the original post, but edited so that Superman is holding Trump and Putin by their shirts instead of Hitler and Hirohito.
July 12, 2025 at 10:11 AM
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Les riches dès qu’on parle de taxes
Une image de la couverture du film Garfield 2. Le chat orange, qui porte ici une couronne, fait un signe de “à plus” avec une patte et tient une valise de voyage avec l’autre.
July 9, 2025 at 10:29 PM
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Le passage du #TourDeFrance à #Rouen
July 8, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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Le petit défilé de sponsors avant le passage du #TourDeFrance à #Rouen
Une voiture en forme de bouteille de savon de linge Xtra défile sur la piste La rue Rouennaise vide entourée d’un public prêt à voir passer les cyclistes Un char décoré d’une statue d’Astérix le Gaulois assis sur un rocher défile sur la piste Un camion bleu décoré de bouteilles géantes d’Orangina défile sur la piste avant la course
July 8, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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Car dependent society starter pack: Big initial cost and depreciation Environmentally disastrous Looking for parking Sitting in traffic jams Pollution Death and injury Constant upkeep Unwalkable city and bad public transit Just focus on driving Road rage Ugly city and wasted space
June 9, 2025 at 7:12 AM
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If #Ben10 were in @marvel-rivals.bsky.social by @Its_Nad_art (part 3)
Diamondhead from Ben 10 in the style of Marvel Rivals Feedback from Ben 10 in the style of Marvel Rivals Grey Matter from Ben 10 in the style of Marvel Rivals Crash hopper from Ben 10 in the style of Marvel Rivals
June 4, 2025 at 11:02 AM
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Abraham Lincoln taking a selfie in a theater. The caption he wrote reads “This play sucks someone shoot me”.
May 30, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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"We live in capitalism, its power seems inescapable — but then, so did the divine right of kings. Any human power can be resisted and changed by human beings."
–Ursula K. Le Guin
May 14, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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If #Ben10 were in @marvel-rivals.bsky.social by @Its_Nad_art (part 2)
Chromastone from Ben 10 in the style of Marvel Rivals. Heatblast from Ben 10 in the style of Marvel Rivals. Rath from Ben 10 in the style of Marvel Rivals. Humungousaur from Ben 10 in the style of Marvel Rivals
May 3, 2025 at 6:57 AM
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If Ben 10 were in @marvel-rivals.bsky.social by @Its_Nad_art
Four Arms from Ben 10 in the style of Marvel Rivals Upgrade from Ben 10 in the style of Marvel Rivals Big Chill from Ben 10 in the style of Marvel Rivals Swampfire from Ben 10 in the style of Marvel Rivals
April 29, 2025 at 11:43 AM
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Get him outta there, he’s acting up again.
#trump #TurdReich
A caricature depicting Donald Trump’s two stages: Campaign and administration. The campaign side, illustrated with a Trump in a combattive stance, says “Don’t trust the government, they can’t tell you what to do”, “Free speech!” And “The world must respect us again”. The admin side, illustrated with a sobbing Trump, says “We’re the US government, you have to do what we say”, “Stop being mean to billionaires” and “Canada and Greenland are looking at me funny”.
March 29, 2025 at 11:45 AM
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Ahuacatecuhtli, el señor de los aguacates 🥑
#náhuatl #aguacate #nahuatl #avocado #personajesoriginales
Dibujo digital de Ahuacatecuhtli. Un ser humanoide con piel de aguacate y atuendo precolombino. Su cara y barriga están pintadas con guacamole. Un dibujo sencillo en el cual Ahuacatecuhtli es partido en dos por un adversario, revelando una sección transversal idéntica a la de un aguacate.
March 25, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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Me at 11pm: Just one more video, I’ve a long day tomorrow. 3am: General Relativity Lecture 7
March 20, 2025 at 3:44 PM
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墨西哥的中文名字是一个被浪费的机会。应该用“国”字，而不是“哥”字。尤其是考虑到 "México"的 -co 也是一个地方的后缀。
#墨西哥 #中文 #外国
a panda bear is laying on its back in a rocking chair with its paws in the air .
Alt: 沮丧的熊猫 / Un panda frustrado
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March 17, 2025 at 11:59 PM
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Vie de chat ✨
Moi et mon chat admirant le paysage.
March 16, 2025 at 11:50 PM
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I think it would be way better to have the #Olympics back in Greece every 8 years. It celebrates the origins of the ceremony, cuts costs on organizing and building infrastructure, it increases the Greek economy and it spans out the (very few) countries that want to host the games over a longer time.
March 16, 2025 at 10:07 PM
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Pussghetti
An adorable black cat on a chair staring at the camera while a plate of delicious spaghetti steams in front of him.
March 14, 2025 at 9:24 AM
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Spot on
March 12, 2025 at 2:53 PM
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Come on #USA, you know what to do.

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March 11, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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Trump a posté un TRIANGLE ROSE barré
Le symbole est immonde.

Historiquement, les triangles roses étaient ce que les nazis utilisaient pour catégoriser les homosexuels pendant la seconde guerre mondiale.
Tweet de Trump sur son RS Photo d'époque de gays déportés.
March 11, 2025 at 11:37 AM
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#YouTube Please stop translating titles automatically. It’s confusing and sloppy.
March 9, 2025 at 11:20 AM