Patrick Hastie
@patrickhastie.bsky.social
Comedian.
Buy My Album on Bandcamp: https://shorturl.at/eiuM9
Watch My Special:
https://youtu.be/H5JsAYvn6Nc?si=BdApQhRVvkI_SoPA
Website: http://patrickhastie.com/
Buy My Album on Bandcamp: https://shorturl.at/eiuM9
Watch My Special:
https://youtu.be/H5JsAYvn6Nc?si=BdApQhRVvkI_SoPA
Website: http://patrickhastie.com/
This fucking cop.
November 15, 2025 at 6:42 PM
This fucking cop.
Aaron Rodgers at home after the game, having a nice evening with his new wife.
November 10, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Aaron Rodgers at home after the game, having a nice evening with his new wife.
Albert Woolson, a Civil War veteran, died in 1956. Mitch McConnell was in high school at the time.
November 7, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Albert Woolson, a Civil War veteran, died in 1956. Mitch McConnell was in high school at the time.
My only goal for the rest of 2025 is to bridge the gap between NFL fans and #booktok / #smuttok to get fan fic and horny erotica written about how in 2022 Sam Darnold and Baker Mayfield fell madly in love in Carolina and when they fucked, it unlocked their full potential.
November 7, 2025 at 7:01 PM
My latest for the New York Times
November 7, 2025 at 5:34 PM
My latest for the New York Times
Watching Andrew Cuomo get his ass beat by Mamdani a second time is so fucking funny.
November 5, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Watching Andrew Cuomo get his ass beat by Mamdani a second time is so fucking funny.
what does it all mean?
October 6, 2025 at 6:36 PM
what does it all mean?
I love this Teenage Jason Isbell clone they got on this Wayward show on Netflix.
October 6, 2025 at 12:19 AM
I love this Teenage Jason Isbell clone they got on this Wayward show on Netflix.
One Battle After Another ruled.
October 3, 2025 at 11:25 PM
One Battle After Another ruled.
Bobby Petrino is like a fucking Twilight Zone character.
A true fuck up who shits his pants at every instance, but continues to receive no real comeuppance.
A true fuck up who shits his pants at every instance, but continues to receive no real comeuppance.
September 28, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Bobby Petrino is like a fucking Twilight Zone character.
A true fuck up who shits his pants at every instance, but continues to receive no real comeuppance.
A true fuck up who shits his pants at every instance, but continues to receive no real comeuppance.
Starting to think this guy was the only motherfucker that was paying attention.
September 28, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Starting to think this guy was the only motherfucker that was paying attention.
They call him, "the blue pen bandit".
September 24, 2025 at 8:56 PM
They call him, "the blue pen bandit".
Dang, it's 1:45 and my phone is already at 58%!
September 24, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Dang, it's 1:45 and my phone is already at 58%!
Young Ben Mendelsohn on a cordless phone.
September 22, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Young Ben Mendelsohn on a cordless phone.
I love letterboxd.
September 11, 2025 at 11:48 PM
I love letterboxd.
Nebraska Coaches after 27 games:
Bob Devaney: 24-3 (2-0 in bowls)
Tom Osbourne: 21-5-1 (2-0 in bowls)
Frank Solich: 22-5 (2-0 in bowls)
Bill Callahan: 16-11 (1-0 in bowls)
Bo Pelini: 23-4 (2-0 in bowls)
Mike Riley: 16-11 (1-1 in bowls)
Scott Frost: 10-17 (no bowls)
Matt Rhule: 14-13 (1-0 in bowls)
Bob Devaney: 24-3 (2-0 in bowls)
Tom Osbourne: 21-5-1 (2-0 in bowls)
Frank Solich: 22-5 (2-0 in bowls)
Bill Callahan: 16-11 (1-0 in bowls)
Bo Pelini: 23-4 (2-0 in bowls)
Mike Riley: 16-11 (1-1 in bowls)
Scott Frost: 10-17 (no bowls)
Matt Rhule: 14-13 (1-0 in bowls)
September 7, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Nebraska Coaches after 27 games:
Bob Devaney: 24-3 (2-0 in bowls)
Tom Osbourne: 21-5-1 (2-0 in bowls)
Frank Solich: 22-5 (2-0 in bowls)
Bill Callahan: 16-11 (1-0 in bowls)
Bo Pelini: 23-4 (2-0 in bowls)
Mike Riley: 16-11 (1-1 in bowls)
Scott Frost: 10-17 (no bowls)
Matt Rhule: 14-13 (1-0 in bowls)
Bob Devaney: 24-3 (2-0 in bowls)
Tom Osbourne: 21-5-1 (2-0 in bowls)
Frank Solich: 22-5 (2-0 in bowls)
Bill Callahan: 16-11 (1-0 in bowls)
Bo Pelini: 23-4 (2-0 in bowls)
Mike Riley: 16-11 (1-1 in bowls)
Scott Frost: 10-17 (no bowls)
Matt Rhule: 14-13 (1-0 in bowls)
I hate this guy.
August 20, 2025 at 1:57 AM
I hate this guy.
Hawk Tuah is gone. Long live Honk Shoo.
August 17, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Hawk Tuah is gone. Long live Honk Shoo.
"Farewell Tom Cruise"
August 5, 2025 at 3:39 AM
"Farewell Tom Cruise"
Well, I didn't vote for him.
July 28, 2025 at 6:54 AM
Well, I didn't vote for him.
Coldplay? The British rock band that formed at University College London in 1997?
July 23, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Coldplay? The British rock band that formed at University College London in 1997?
Heritage Foundation founder Edwin Feulner has passed away. He was my best friend. He died peacefully after a pregnant garter snake slithered inside his pee hole, scurried up his urethra, and laid eggs in his prostate gland. When the eggs hatched, the baby snakes ate him from the inside out. So sad.
July 22, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Heritage Foundation founder Edwin Feulner has passed away. He was my best friend. He died peacefully after a pregnant garter snake slithered inside his pee hole, scurried up his urethra, and laid eggs in his prostate gland. When the eggs hatched, the baby snakes ate him from the inside out. So sad.
