Patrick Crossen
@patrickcrossen.bsky.social
B.A. in creative writing. Former film critic, current art lover. Comics•video games• movies•books. Art is power.
https://stuffandnonsenseblog.weebly.com/
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If I were a detective I would only work in the winter so that I could always follow the criminal’s footprints in the snow and have a 100% success rate.
July 30, 2025 at 4:11 PM
If I were a detective I would only work in the winter so that I could always follow the criminal’s footprints in the snow and have a 100% success rate.
Some stuff I've written recently!
Legolas, Gimli, and The Perfect Flatness of Secondary Characters
Sometimes I, moronic fool that I am, ask myself the following question: will Lord of the Rings ever stop giving? When I ask this, the logical part of my brain sighs, gets up from its armchair, rolls.....
stuffandnonsenseblog.weebly.com
May 11, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Some stuff I've written recently!
All killer no filler recently. Just eating healthy like a good boy.
March 4, 2025 at 3:28 PM
All killer no filler recently. Just eating healthy like a good boy.
Dear Every Employer Ever,
Your break room doesn’t have to look like That.
Your break room doesn’t have to look like That.
February 20, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Dear Every Employer Ever,
Your break room doesn’t have to look like That.
Your break room doesn’t have to look like That.
Congrats to SNL on 50 episodes!
February 18, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Congrats to SNL on 50 episodes!
Reposted by Patrick Crossen
Future me headed to the polls to vote his ass out!
February 13, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Future me headed to the polls to vote his ass out!
Reposted by Patrick Crossen
If you only watched the theme song to Lizzie McGuire you would think it was about a girl and her all-ages dodgeball team.
January 25, 2025 at 1:16 AM
If you only watched the theme song to Lizzie McGuire you would think it was about a girl and her all-ages dodgeball team.
Reposted by Patrick Crossen
i’m so tired of aries getting shit on just cause we’re shitty
February 4, 2025 at 11:00 PM
i’m so tired of aries getting shit on just cause we’re shitty
Only good thing I’ve got going for me lately is this sharp pain in my foot that happens randomly and feels like someone is sticking a needle into my bones.
And that’s not even good.
And that’s not even good.
February 11, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Only good thing I’ve got going for me lately is this sharp pain in my foot that happens randomly and feels like someone is sticking a needle into my bones.
And that’s not even good.
And that’s not even good.
The M3GAN 2 teaser with Chappell in the background was so important!!
February 10, 2025 at 2:25 AM
The M3GAN 2 teaser with Chappell in the background was so important!!
i’m so tired of aries getting shit on just cause we’re shitty
February 4, 2025 at 11:00 PM
i’m so tired of aries getting shit on just cause we’re shitty
I wish I liked the Eggers NOSFERATU more!
January 31, 2025 at 7:34 PM
I wish I liked the Eggers NOSFERATU more!
Google’s CEO has it right. Who is it? I don’t know! I don’t care to. Get your bag and zip it. Fade into the background.
January 30, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Google’s CEO has it right. Who is it? I don’t know! I don’t care to. Get your bag and zip it. Fade into the background.
It’s crazy how back we are babes!!!
Oh, hi there! It's cover reveal day for Brigands & Breadknives, with art yet again by the amazing @emberwickart.bsky.social-
I love it so ❤️
Coming Nov 11 '25 from @torbooks.bsky.social-
I love it so ❤️
Coming Nov 11 '25 from @torbooks.bsky.social-
January 29, 2025 at 11:00 PM
It’s crazy how back we are babes!!!
Just as a general rule fuck AI and if you post or repost any weird AI art it’s a one way ticket to blocksville.
January 29, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Just as a general rule fuck AI and if you post or repost any weird AI art it’s a one way ticket to blocksville.
It’s actually so sad that I’m the only person in the world who deserves a well lit office with French doors and yet I don’t have one.
January 28, 2025 at 4:46 PM
It’s actually so sad that I’m the only person in the world who deserves a well lit office with French doors and yet I don’t have one.
Australian gamers pronouncing their favorite franchise starring Kratos.
January 28, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Australian gamers pronouncing their favorite franchise starring Kratos.
I thought my tax return was gonna be HOT but turns out it’s a total NOT.
January 27, 2025 at 11:25 PM
I thought my tax return was gonna be HOT but turns out it’s a total NOT.
Personally I think it’s beautiful that I’m just now getting to SUCCESSION.
January 27, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Personally I think it’s beautiful that I’m just now getting to SUCCESSION.
At the library last week a woman with a Russian accent pointed at my Batman pin and said, “Ah I see you are a fan of the good bat.”
I’m pretty sure that changed the course of my life I just don’t know how yet.
I’m pretty sure that changed the course of my life I just don’t know how yet.
January 26, 2025 at 10:21 PM
At the library last week a woman with a Russian accent pointed at my Batman pin and said, “Ah I see you are a fan of the good bat.”
I’m pretty sure that changed the course of my life I just don’t know how yet.
I’m pretty sure that changed the course of my life I just don’t know how yet.
Just remembered how much people complained about how quickly the Empire/fascism rose again in THE FORCE AWAKENS. Lol. Lmao.
January 25, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Just remembered how much people complained about how quickly the Empire/fascism rose again in THE FORCE AWAKENS. Lol. Lmao.
If you only watched the theme song to Lizzie McGuire you would think it was about a girl and her all-ages dodgeball team.
January 25, 2025 at 1:16 AM
If you only watched the theme song to Lizzie McGuire you would think it was about a girl and her all-ages dodgeball team.
Me doing the Mr. Darcy hand flex but it’s every time I pass a fire alarm.
January 24, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Me doing the Mr. Darcy hand flex but it’s every time I pass a fire alarm.
Okay I’m gonna try and use this and letterboxd more- lemme see yer damn 4 most recent babes!
We did a snakes double feature last weekend. Jon Voight’s accent work in ANACONDA is….huh.
We did a snakes double feature last weekend. Jon Voight’s accent work in ANACONDA is….huh.
January 23, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Okay I’m gonna try and use this and letterboxd more- lemme see yer damn 4 most recent babes!
We did a snakes double feature last weekend. Jon Voight’s accent work in ANACONDA is….huh.
We did a snakes double feature last weekend. Jon Voight’s accent work in ANACONDA is….huh.
I forgot about this app tbh
January 15, 2025 at 1:26 AM
I forgot about this app tbh