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Patrick Crossen
@patrickcrossen.bsky.social
B.A. in creative writing. Former film critic, current art lover. Comics•video games• movies•books. Art is power.

https://stuffandnonsenseblog.weebly.com/
If I were a detective I would only work in the winter so that I could always follow the criminal’s footprints in the snow and have a 100% success rate.
July 30, 2025 at 4:11 PM
All killer no filler recently. Just eating healthy like a good boy.
March 4, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Dear Every Employer Ever,

Your break room doesn’t have to look like That.
February 20, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Congrats to SNL on 50 episodes!
February 18, 2025 at 1:23 AM
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Future me headed to the polls to vote his ass out!
February 13, 2025 at 2:24 AM
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If you only watched the theme song to Lizzie McGuire you would think it was about a girl and her all-ages dodgeball team.
January 25, 2025 at 1:16 AM
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i’m so tired of aries getting shit on just cause we’re shitty
February 4, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Only good thing I’ve got going for me lately is this sharp pain in my foot that happens randomly and feels like someone is sticking a needle into my bones.

And that’s not even good.
February 11, 2025 at 8:39 PM
The M3GAN 2 teaser with Chappell in the background was so important!!
February 10, 2025 at 2:25 AM
i’m so tired of aries getting shit on just cause we’re shitty
February 4, 2025 at 11:00 PM
I wish I liked the Eggers NOSFERATU more!
January 31, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Google’s CEO has it right. Who is it? I don’t know! I don’t care to. Get your bag and zip it. Fade into the background.
January 30, 2025 at 12:54 AM
It’s crazy how back we are babes!!!
Oh, hi there! It's cover reveal day for Brigands & Breadknives, with art yet again by the amazing @emberwickart.bsky.social-
I love it so ❤️
Coming Nov 11 '25 from @torbooks.bsky.social-
January 29, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Just as a general rule fuck AI and if you post or repost any weird AI art it’s a one way ticket to blocksville.
January 29, 2025 at 10:35 PM
It’s actually so sad that I’m the only person in the world who deserves a well lit office with French doors and yet I don’t have one.
January 28, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Australian gamers pronouncing their favorite franchise starring Kratos.
January 28, 2025 at 3:12 PM
I thought my tax return was gonna be HOT but turns out it’s a total NOT.
January 27, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Personally I think it’s beautiful that I’m just now getting to SUCCESSION.
January 27, 2025 at 3:58 AM
At the library last week a woman with a Russian accent pointed at my Batman pin and said, “Ah I see you are a fan of the good bat.”

I’m pretty sure that changed the course of my life I just don’t know how yet.
January 26, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Just remembered how much people complained about how quickly the Empire/fascism rose again in THE FORCE AWAKENS. Lol. Lmao.
January 25, 2025 at 9:06 PM
If you only watched the theme song to Lizzie McGuire you would think it was about a girl and her all-ages dodgeball team.
January 25, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Me doing the Mr. Darcy hand flex but it’s every time I pass a fire alarm.
January 24, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Okay I’m gonna try and use this and letterboxd more- lemme see yer damn 4 most recent babes!

We did a snakes double feature last weekend. Jon Voight’s accent work in ANACONDA is….huh.
January 23, 2025 at 7:41 PM
I forgot about this app tbh
January 15, 2025 at 1:26 AM