Patrick Alan Coleman
@patrickacoleman.bsky.social
Patrick Alan Coleman is on some bullshit at https://trashculture.substack.com/ and https://marriedmystery.substack.com/
Editor of a couple of horticulture industry B2B pubs and was once a parenting “expert” at Fatherly.com.
He/Him/Wunderkammer
Editor of a couple of horticulture industry B2B pubs and was once a parenting “expert” at Fatherly.com.
He/Him/Wunderkammer
Attn: Any progressive third party.
I am DESPERATE to have someone to vote for who isn’t a fucking spineless Dem. Give me socially progressive policies that push the envelope and ensure the “least”among us are cared for and I will give you my heart, time and $.
I just want a party willing to FIGHT
I am DESPERATE to have someone to vote for who isn’t a fucking spineless Dem. Give me socially progressive policies that push the envelope and ensure the “least”among us are cared for and I will give you my heart, time and $.
I just want a party willing to FIGHT
March 5, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Attn: Any progressive third party.
I am DESPERATE to have someone to vote for who isn’t a fucking spineless Dem. Give me socially progressive policies that push the envelope and ensure the “least”among us are cared for and I will give you my heart, time and $.
I just want a party willing to FIGHT
I am DESPERATE to have someone to vote for who isn’t a fucking spineless Dem. Give me socially progressive policies that push the envelope and ensure the “least”among us are cared for and I will give you my heart, time and $.
I just want a party willing to FIGHT
Reposted by Patrick Alan Coleman
THE GULF OF UR MOMS BUTT
*high fives self*
*high fives self*
February 11, 2025 at 3:15 PM
THE GULF OF UR MOMS BUTT
*high fives self*
*high fives self*
I just deleted both Waze and Google maps from my phone and left single star reviews for both. It’s up to you, but I encourage you to do the same.
That said. Any good alternatives out there?
#gulfofMEXICO
That said. Any good alternatives out there?
#gulfofMEXICO
February 11, 2025 at 3:08 PM
I just deleted both Waze and Google maps from my phone and left single star reviews for both. It’s up to you, but I encourage you to do the same.
That said. Any good alternatives out there?
#gulfofMEXICO
That said. Any good alternatives out there?
#gulfofMEXICO
My almost finished Athame. It feels wildly powerful. Final step is etching sigils and charging under the full moon. I am so thankful to have had this opportunity today. #witchsjy
January 18, 2025 at 7:42 PM
My almost finished Athame. It feels wildly powerful. Final step is etching sigils and charging under the full moon. I am so thankful to have had this opportunity today. #witchsjy
How it started vs. how it’s going.
January 18, 2025 at 3:59 PM
How it started vs. how it’s going.
For what it’s worth journalism is meant to uncover the truths that make the powerful uncomfortable when revealed. This new WaPo mission is fucking bullshit. Sad to see the fourth estate die under the weight of bloated oligarchs.
January 17, 2025 at 8:06 PM
For what it’s worth journalism is meant to uncover the truths that make the powerful uncomfortable when revealed. This new WaPo mission is fucking bullshit. Sad to see the fourth estate die under the weight of bloated oligarchs.
My first David Lynch film was Wild at Heart. I was in middle school and it hit me like a sledge hammer. Everything about it was frightening and shocking and irresistibly cool. I fell deeply in love with that movie and it has echoed through my life. I have been hooked on his work ever since.
January 16, 2025 at 8:07 PM
My first David Lynch film was Wild at Heart. I was in middle school and it hit me like a sledge hammer. Everything about it was frightening and shocking and irresistibly cool. I fell deeply in love with that movie and it has echoed through my life. I have been hooked on his work ever since.
I can’t deal with Lynch’s death. This one hurts so much.
His work taught me about art when I was still very very young. And his heart is woven deeply into my experience of the world. We didn’t get enough.
youtu.be/JKGlWR7gV4s?...
His work taught me about art when I was still very very young. And his heart is woven deeply into my experience of the world. We didn’t get enough.
youtu.be/JKGlWR7gV4s?...
Dance of Light
YouTube video by Chrysta Bell - Topic
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January 16, 2025 at 7:48 PM
I can’t deal with Lynch’s death. This one hurts so much.
His work taught me about art when I was still very very young. And his heart is woven deeply into my experience of the world. We didn’t get enough.
youtu.be/JKGlWR7gV4s?...
His work taught me about art when I was still very very young. And his heart is woven deeply into my experience of the world. We didn’t get enough.
youtu.be/JKGlWR7gV4s?...
The last time I practiced witchcraft I was in my 20s. Finding time for ritual was easy. A full moon Monday night was not a problem. Now, as a married adult with two kids, it’s harder. I lit a candle, gave an offering and incense, said thank you. It was brief. But it was all I had. #witchsky
January 14, 2025 at 3:28 AM
The last time I practiced witchcraft I was in my 20s. Finding time for ritual was easy. A full moon Monday night was not a problem. Now, as a married adult with two kids, it’s harder. I lit a candle, gave an offering and incense, said thank you. It was brief. But it was all I had. #witchsky
“That our job always and forever was to refuse Apocalypse in all its forms and work cheerfully against it”
- Leif Enger, from the book I Cheerfully Refuse.
- Leif Enger, from the book I Cheerfully Refuse.
January 1, 2025 at 6:08 PM
“That our job always and forever was to refuse Apocalypse in all its forms and work cheerfully against it”
- Leif Enger, from the book I Cheerfully Refuse.
- Leif Enger, from the book I Cheerfully Refuse.
Finishing out 2024 with one more deadlift PR. 255lbs x 7. 💪🔥 #gymlife
(Repost because posting after a dealift means really bad spelling.)
(Repost because posting after a dealift means really bad spelling.)
December 31, 2024 at 8:55 PM
Finishing out 2024 with one more deadlift PR. 255lbs x 7. 💪🔥 #gymlife
(Repost because posting after a dealift means really bad spelling.)
(Repost because posting after a dealift means really bad spelling.)
I’ve been working on my wand for a long time. Solstice feels like a good time to finish it.
I found this root on a hike. It feels like it was made for my hand.
Wands of #witchsky
I found this root on a hike. It feels like it was made for my hand.
Wands of #witchsky
December 21, 2024 at 8:39 PM
I’ve been working on my wand for a long time. Solstice feels like a good time to finish it.
I found this root on a hike. It feels like it was made for my hand.
Wands of #witchsky
I found this root on a hike. It feels like it was made for my hand.
Wands of #witchsky
Hey #witchsky! I don’t know why this confuses me, but when do ya’ll celebrate Solstice night and the return of the sun? The 20th to the morning of the 21st, or the 21st to the morning of the 22nd?
December 20, 2024 at 3:36 PM
Hey #witchsky! I don’t know why this confuses me, but when do ya’ll celebrate Solstice night and the return of the sun? The 20th to the morning of the 21st, or the 21st to the morning of the 22nd?
A reminder to give editors who are AP Style experts a huge amount of appreciation.
It’s an ever changing and dense set of writing rules and to have them down cold is an extraordinary feat.
#journalism #writersky #editorsky
It’s an ever changing and dense set of writing rules and to have them down cold is an extraordinary feat.
#journalism #writersky #editorsky
December 16, 2024 at 10:11 PM
A reminder to give editors who are AP Style experts a huge amount of appreciation.
It’s an ever changing and dense set of writing rules and to have them down cold is an extraordinary feat.
#journalism #writersky #editorsky
It’s an ever changing and dense set of writing rules and to have them down cold is an extraordinary feat.
#journalism #writersky #editorsky
Pulled The Devil out of my Tarot deck today and decided the message was to engage in shameless materialism and buy all the Christmas gifts in one fucking orgy of consumerist glee.
December 14, 2024 at 9:44 PM
Pulled The Devil out of my Tarot deck today and decided the message was to engage in shameless materialism and buy all the Christmas gifts in one fucking orgy of consumerist glee.
I can’t imagine what the media would say about how my gaming defines me. Lately I’m playing a bisexual Drow elf fighter with a brain parasite.
December 10, 2024 at 7:20 PM
I can’t imagine what the media would say about how my gaming defines me. Lately I’m playing a bisexual Drow elf fighter with a brain parasite.
Franz Gruber:
*Austrian
*Organist, choir master, teacher
*Wrote music for Silent Night in a single afternoon
Hanz Gruber:
*German
*”terrorist,” exceptional thief, mastermind
*Nearly steals $640 million in negotiable bearer bonds in a single night.
Both: “Benefits of a classical education”
*Austrian
*Organist, choir master, teacher
*Wrote music for Silent Night in a single afternoon
Hanz Gruber:
*German
*”terrorist,” exceptional thief, mastermind
*Nearly steals $640 million in negotiable bearer bonds in a single night.
Both: “Benefits of a classical education”
December 9, 2024 at 6:44 PM
Franz Gruber:
*Austrian
*Organist, choir master, teacher
*Wrote music for Silent Night in a single afternoon
Hanz Gruber:
*German
*”terrorist,” exceptional thief, mastermind
*Nearly steals $640 million in negotiable bearer bonds in a single night.
Both: “Benefits of a classical education”
*Austrian
*Organist, choir master, teacher
*Wrote music for Silent Night in a single afternoon
Hanz Gruber:
*German
*”terrorist,” exceptional thief, mastermind
*Nearly steals $640 million in negotiable bearer bonds in a single night.
Both: “Benefits of a classical education”
Forgot my lunch today so I’m soooooo saaaad that I have to go eat pho.
[I’m not actually sad]
[I’m not actually sad]
December 9, 2024 at 5:28 PM
Forgot my lunch today so I’m soooooo saaaad that I have to go eat pho.
[I’m not actually sad]
[I’m not actually sad]
Yesterday I learned that Franz Gruber wrote Silent Night. Do not get him confused with Hans Gruber whose night at Nakatomi Plaza was anything but silent.
I can’t help but feel this is another win for Die Hard is a Christmas Movie crowd.
I can’t help but feel this is another win for Die Hard is a Christmas Movie crowd.
December 9, 2024 at 3:40 PM
Yesterday I learned that Franz Gruber wrote Silent Night. Do not get him confused with Hans Gruber whose night at Nakatomi Plaza was anything but silent.
I can’t help but feel this is another win for Die Hard is a Christmas Movie crowd.
I can’t help but feel this is another win for Die Hard is a Christmas Movie crowd.
Yesterday’s tarot study card was the self-assured and cheerful Queen of Wands. Today’s was the burdened, over-extended ten of wands. What I took from it? Put down your burden and be the queen. So the boys and I took a detour to the botanical gardens and Mama Santa’s for a pie.
December 7, 2024 at 9:01 PM
Yesterday’s tarot study card was the self-assured and cheerful Queen of Wands. Today’s was the burdened, over-extended ten of wands. What I took from it? Put down your burden and be the queen. So the boys and I took a detour to the botanical gardens and Mama Santa’s for a pie.
I just can’t with the holidays this year. 2024 broke me. It wasn’t the election or anything in particular. It’s just that the thousand tiny cuts of late-stage capitalism finally ground my spirit down. I am forced to overextend socially and financially while also being over scheduled.
December 6, 2024 at 11:27 PM
I just can’t with the holidays this year. 2024 broke me. It wasn’t the election or anything in particular. It’s just that the thousand tiny cuts of late-stage capitalism finally ground my spirit down. I am forced to overextend socially and financially while also being over scheduled.
It’s wild to me that when Dickens created Scrooge, the biggest Christmas villain of all time, his protagonist still paid Cratchit enough to support a wife and SIX kids on a SINGLE INCOME.
Like, we’re truly living in post-Dickensian times.
Like, we’re truly living in post-Dickensian times.
December 6, 2024 at 11:09 PM
It’s wild to me that when Dickens created Scrooge, the biggest Christmas villain of all time, his protagonist still paid Cratchit enough to support a wife and SIX kids on a SINGLE INCOME.
Like, we’re truly living in post-Dickensian times.
Like, we’re truly living in post-Dickensian times.
I love them so much.
December 6, 2024 at 9:35 PM
I love them so much.