alison 🏳️🌈🏴☠️
@bluishorange.bsky.social
aerialist. I make tiny furniture. pls wear a mask in public. they/she (they is preferred)
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I love posting weird shit on the internet
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do you have any games on your phone
November 14, 2025 at 4:20 AM
do you have any games on your phone
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into every generation a chosen one is born
I’m sorry I just found out that in 1379, as in, 650 years ago, a baby girl was born in Yorkshire and named Diot Coke
history is a fucking joke lmao
history is a fucking joke lmao
November 13, 2025 at 11:41 PM
into every generation a chosen one is born
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Any conversation about return to office vs work from home that does not acknowledge the ongoing pandemic is ignorant, ableist and destined to miss the mark.
Many, including disabled people but not only disabled know they cannot risk getting COVID and offices haven’t taken steps to protect workers.
Many, including disabled people but not only disabled know they cannot risk getting COVID and offices haven’t taken steps to protect workers.
November 13, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Any conversation about return to office vs work from home that does not acknowledge the ongoing pandemic is ignorant, ableist and destined to miss the mark.
Many, including disabled people but not only disabled know they cannot risk getting COVID and offices haven’t taken steps to protect workers.
Many, including disabled people but not only disabled know they cannot risk getting COVID and offices haven’t taken steps to protect workers.
no shade to OP but I truly do not see how people arrive at Carol as the villain. I would have the exact same reaction to that situation that she has.
And Carol is the villain.
November 13, 2025 at 4:37 PM
no shade to OP but I truly do not see how people arrive at Carol as the villain. I would have the exact same reaction to that situation that she has.
Nelson Muntz ha ha dot gif
School's out for good: FX has cancelled the high school comedy English Teacher after two seasons.
English Teacher Cancelled After 2 Seasons At FX - TVLine
www.tvline.com
November 13, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Nelson Muntz ha ha dot gif
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the natalists are scaring away their raw materials.
"In 2025, 40% of women aged 15 to 44 say they would move abroad permanently if they had the opportunity. The current figure is four times higher than the 10% who shared this desire in 2014, when it was generally in line with other age and gender groups."
Record Numbers of Younger Women Want to Leave the U.S.
The percentage of younger women in the U.S. who express a desire to migrate permanently has surged in the past decade.
news.gallup.com
November 13, 2025 at 4:12 PM
the natalists are scaring away their raw materials.
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a “Space Force”, if you will
November 13, 2025 at 2:27 PM
a “Space Force”, if you will
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use the tools that bluesky gives
you! go into your settings and don’t allow yourself to post without alt text. when you go to add alt text, there’s a button that lets you copy all the text from an image. paste it in the alt text space. it is seriously that easy.
you! go into your settings and don’t allow yourself to post without alt text. when you go to add alt text, there’s a button that lets you copy all the text from an image. paste it in the alt text space. it is seriously that easy.
please do this! lots of people have muted terms related to epstein and / or sexual assault, but your screenshots will still show up on their feeds, unless you add alt text that contains those muted terms.
if y'all dropping screenshots from Epstein emails
PLEASE USE ALT TEXT
PLEASE USE ALT TEXT
November 13, 2025 at 3:29 AM
use the tools that bluesky gives
you! go into your settings and don’t allow yourself to post without alt text. when you go to add alt text, there’s a button that lets you copy all the text from an image. paste it in the alt text space. it is seriously that easy.
you! go into your settings and don’t allow yourself to post without alt text. when you go to add alt text, there’s a button that lets you copy all the text from an image. paste it in the alt text space. it is seriously that easy.
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please do this! lots of people have muted terms related to epstein and / or sexual assault, but your screenshots will still show up on their feeds, unless you add alt text that contains those muted terms.
if y'all dropping screenshots from Epstein emails
PLEASE USE ALT TEXT
PLEASE USE ALT TEXT
November 13, 2025 at 2:35 AM
please do this! lots of people have muted terms related to epstein and / or sexual assault, but your screenshots will still show up on their feeds, unless you add alt text that contains those muted terms.
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the man has admitted to sexually assaulting people and was legally proven by a court of law to be sexually assaulting people (a notoriously hard thing to do) but I’m sure this new evidence that he was sexually assaulting people will really wake up the base. It’ll be our lucky sexual assault evidence
November 12, 2025 at 10:00 PM
the man has admitted to sexually assaulting people and was legally proven by a court of law to be sexually assaulting people (a notoriously hard thing to do) but I’m sure this new evidence that he was sexually assaulting people will really wake up the base. It’ll be our lucky sexual assault evidence
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Remember when Roger Sterling had a mustache? It's important that we not let this kind of image slip from our collective memories.
November 12, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Remember when Roger Sterling had a mustache? It's important that we not let this kind of image slip from our collective memories.
THIS POST IS ABOUT PLURIBUS
November 12, 2025 at 6:14 PM
THIS POST IS ABOUT PLURIBUS
SHUT IT DOWN
No no no begs every archivist. You are never going to be able to find anything. Please don’t start using emojis in file names. Who asked for this? What fresh hell is next?
November 12, 2025 at 5:52 PM
SHUT IT DOWN
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Those who believe "people will put up with many things if you are excellent at math" usually overestimate both what people will put up with, and their skill at math.
I've spent 20 years helping new engineers start careers, tip from a top recruiter: there's never any shortage of people who can write code that works (or do the art needed, etc), her challenge is finding people who can do that AND anyone wants to work with, friendly, communicate, take feedback
+alt
+alt
November 11, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Those who believe "people will put up with many things if you are excellent at math" usually overestimate both what people will put up with, and their skill at math.
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I have to hand it to them, it's an incredible bit to publicly lose a game of chicken, admit that's what happened, and then spend the next day lecturing everyone about courage and tenacity
November 11, 2025 at 2:05 AM
I have to hand it to them, it's an incredible bit to publicly lose a game of chicken, admit that's what happened, and then spend the next day lecturing everyone about courage and tenacity
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Why is the "we must be united!" hectoring directed at people who are mad at the Cavers and not to the Cavers? Everyone who's mad was united, then the Cave Caucus walked across the aisle and betrayed what the public had been told was the Dem position.
The sooner we get past internal recriminations and back to fighting united, the better off we all are — the likelier our victory next November.
November 10, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Why is the "we must be united!" hectoring directed at people who are mad at the Cavers and not to the Cavers? Everyone who's mad was united, then the Cave Caucus walked across the aisle and betrayed what the public had been told was the Dem position.
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I don't know if anyone ever considered this before but I think we should have a left wing party in the United States. Just my opinion
November 10, 2025 at 3:34 PM
I don't know if anyone ever considered this before but I think we should have a left wing party in the United States. Just my opinion
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a few months ago I said "having generative AI handle absolutely anything with regards to healthcare is a nightmare and should be banned" and a bunch of people made fun of me and called me stupid. anyways,
November 10, 2025 at 4:00 PM
a few months ago I said "having generative AI handle absolutely anything with regards to healthcare is a nightmare and should be banned" and a bunch of people made fun of me and called me stupid. anyways,
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Democrats, coming off a historic national protest against fascism and a country-wide electoral sweep:
November 9, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Democrats, coming off a historic national protest against fascism and a country-wide electoral sweep:
I’ve used it maybe 3x total? just inane tasks to see for myself what the deal was with it. one of those 3 times it was wrong.
Hands up if you've never used Chat GPT ✋
(I feel like Dozer and Tank in The Matrix right now - at first I didn't use it because, rather ironically, I'm lazy and stubborn (peak Taurus energy there) - literally no, don't make me use the new thing I don't wanna. Now I'm glad I didn't 😅)
(I feel like Dozer and Tank in The Matrix right now - at first I didn't use it because, rather ironically, I'm lazy and stubborn (peak Taurus energy there) - literally no, don't make me use the new thing I don't wanna. Now I'm glad I didn't 😅)
Probably a good way to tell right now if the job you’re applying for is run by absolute dumbfucks is to ask if they’re using AI.
November 9, 2025 at 2:55 PM
I’ve used it maybe 3x total? just inane tasks to see for myself what the deal was with it. one of those 3 times it was wrong.
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menswear writer here 👋 camo will not hide you inside a gym
November 8, 2025 at 11:26 PM
menswear writer here 👋 camo will not hide you inside a gym
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Nightmare employee experience and speaking personally, nightmare customer experience too.
Fuck off Target. Fix your DEI policies, pay your employees more instead of regulating their emotions, then apologize for 10 years. Until then, eat boycott bitches!
Fuck off Target. Fix your DEI policies, pay your employees more instead of regulating their emotions, then apologize for 10 years. Until then, eat boycott bitches!
"Store employees are now required to smile if they are within 10 feet of a shopper.
They also must make eye contact with and wave to or greet the customer.
If they’re within four feet, the employee should ask how the customer’s day is going or if they need help."
🙄 Won't stop the boycott, y'all.
They also must make eye contact with and wave to or greet the customer.
If they’re within four feet, the employee should ask how the customer’s day is going or if they need help."
🙄 Won't stop the boycott, y'all.
Target is now requiring its employees to smile more
As the holiday season fast approaches, Target is urging its employees to add a little more “jolly” to their work routine.
www.wilx.com
November 8, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Nightmare employee experience and speaking personally, nightmare customer experience too.
Fuck off Target. Fix your DEI policies, pay your employees more instead of regulating their emotions, then apologize for 10 years. Until then, eat boycott bitches!
Fuck off Target. Fix your DEI policies, pay your employees more instead of regulating their emotions, then apologize for 10 years. Until then, eat boycott bitches!
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"Store employees are now required to smile if they are within 10 feet of a shopper.
They also must make eye contact with and wave to or greet the customer.
If they’re within four feet, the employee should ask how the customer’s day is going or if they need help."
🙄 Won't stop the boycott, y'all.
They also must make eye contact with and wave to or greet the customer.
If they’re within four feet, the employee should ask how the customer’s day is going or if they need help."
🙄 Won't stop the boycott, y'all.
Target is now requiring its employees to smile more
As the holiday season fast approaches, Target is urging its employees to add a little more “jolly” to their work routine.
www.wilx.com
November 7, 2025 at 7:55 PM
"Store employees are now required to smile if they are within 10 feet of a shopper.
They also must make eye contact with and wave to or greet the customer.
If they’re within four feet, the employee should ask how the customer’s day is going or if they need help."
🙄 Won't stop the boycott, y'all.
They also must make eye contact with and wave to or greet the customer.
If they’re within four feet, the employee should ask how the customer’s day is going or if they need help."
🙄 Won't stop the boycott, y'all.
we put the yee haw back in your motor and transmission youtu.be/ivyWdd8oduE?...
November 8, 2025 at 8:55 PM
we put the yee haw back in your motor and transmission youtu.be/ivyWdd8oduE?...
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AND HE WAS LIKE, BUT NOT MY FACE, RIGHT? AND I WAS LIKE WELL IT'S A FACE, SO
November 7, 2025 at 12:20 AM
AND HE WAS LIKE, BUT NOT MY FACE, RIGHT? AND I WAS LIKE WELL IT'S A FACE, SO