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@bluishorange.bsky.social
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aerialist. I make tiny furniture. pls wear a mask in public. they/she (they is preferred)
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#greatpausesontv
Better Call Saul on my tv, paused, with Jimmy doing the double thumbs like “THIS GUY!!” and the caption says “Call me now.” I’m saying Jimmy bc it’s season 3 so he’s not Saul yet.
November 21, 2025 at 2:17 AM
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sometimes I think about recreating my old Great Pauses On TV twitter account here.
paused Gilmore Girls with Emily Gilmore driving, grimacing and saying “I could be dead later.”
October 22, 2025 at 1:39 AM
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screenshot of what looks like a letter to the editor that says APPARENTLY it costs the NHS over £300,000 a year to remove foreign objects from people's rectums. Why aren't we removing British objects instead? Was Brexit all for nothing? —Gerry Paton, London
October 15, 2025 at 11:28 PM
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lucky knows outside, chewy and walkies
small one eyed French bulldog mix sitting on the floor and staring intently. I know he’s staring at a home inspector but that’s not obvious from this photo.
October 7, 2025 at 1:57 AM
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shit ok one more sorry
xixijinping 19 hr. ago Reminders: It has been boob days since 911 8,008 days September 11, 2001 - August 15, 2023 dicklessswonder 17 hr. ago #THEY HIT GHE PENTITGON
September 11, 2025 at 11:11 PM
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and the finale
buzzlightyearhugecock Oct 7, 2021 why don't you shut your fucking mouth and look at the wikipedia page for sucking cock??????????? pwesident alright one sec pwesident hey it says i gotta have my mouth open for this one boss
September 11, 2025 at 11:03 PM
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kim-jong-chill Jul 2, 2013 i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it's a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake mattheuphonium fabulous tockthewatchdog i mean they did also kill jesus. that was a pretty significant thing that happened. like i understand where you're coming from here but they very much did kill jesus. counterpunches Mar 25, 2016 #HAPPY GOOD FRIDAY
September 11, 2025 at 10:58 PM
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yall have no idea the number of screenshots from supernatural tumblr circa 2021 I’m wading through in my photo gallery to find these.
peachie-keane Mar 15 clair de lune will always go down smooth, claude really did put his whole debussy into this one
September 11, 2025 at 10:56 PM
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you can sing part of this one to the chorus of the great John “Cougar” Mellencamp hit, “Little Pink Houses”
jakemorph Aug 22, 2019 we know you only draw dicks for clout bro. you dont really know what dicks are milfwinston aint dicks some penis shit jakemorph Aug 22, 2019 stop trying to make this about penises this is serious
September 11, 2025 at 10:51 PM
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the usernames!!!
tim-official Sep 26, 2023 there are two competing sects on this website - one that uses the word "spicy" to mean "neurodivergent" and one that uses the word "spicy" to mean "sexual content." i do not like either of them anarcho-gamerist Oct 10, 2024 I use spicy to describe food catgirlforeskin Oct 10, 2024 my food is mentally ill and I'm putting my dick in it fruitviking Oct 18, 2024 Twilight
September 11, 2025 at 10:47 PM
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the crop on this is shameful
audiobyte Jan 17 peeing after robot sex so i dont get an hdmi
September 11, 2025 at 10:46 PM
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bogleech Jul 4 It's funny when Tumblr screenshots circulate other websites or you show one to someone who's not super online and they think they're supposed to pay attention to the usernames as a part of it so they get really hung up on the fact that a comment comes from a handle like"SloppyMuppetBalls" or "werewolf-smegma-collector." No not that part. That's the normal part. Don't laugh at our dear friend ClownHoleSlurper I'm trying to show you their insightful takes on economics
September 11, 2025 at 10:45 PM
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splatterpunkrock Mar 17, 2024 oh fuck this is a really good hill i gotta die on this gerbertsdad Mar 18, 2024 rich people seeing mount everest
September 11, 2025 at 10:43 PM
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lunatic-hiya wow i guess i spent too much time on the internet today cuz for a second i read 'crochet' as like. crocodile heterosexual. just for a moment there 24,624 notes
September 11, 2025 at 10:42 PM
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May 9 atp the only way we're going to get out of this ai shit while people's brains are still semi intact is to start bribing influencers and tiktokers into saying chatgpt is cringe and it emits a frequency that blocks your divine energy which can only be channeled back by reading a book and talking to your friends goldcrescent May 9 mama bears listen up: human traffickers are using chatgpt to pick out their next victims!!! Every time you use it they create a profile of you and bubs and the more you use it the easier they can track you. If you've ever found a brightly colored wrapper just under your car at target or walmart it means they are signaling accomplices in the area to get ready to ambush you!!!! Mamas help me spread the word!!!!!!!!! goldcrescent May 9 different audience no problem: what kind of beta shit are you talking about brother your ancestors were in the trenches fighting wolves barehanded and shit and you need a fucking computer to tell you what to do? You're so fucking cucked dude you gotta do shit the PRIMAL way, you let a computer think for you you might as well let it chew your food get your gains and fuck your wife get this sissy shit out of my face bro it literally lowers your sperm count
September 11, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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I can do this all day, every single gem with alt text included
dinobot 23 Mar call her ai the way she makes me generate slop dinobot 25 Mar people do not like this one. And for that i would like to say youre welcome
September 11, 2025 at 10:38 PM
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here is a timely one
girlnephew (picture of a truck with voluminous truck nuts and a sticker that says TWO PLANES WASN'T ENOUGH with a silhouette of the twin towers and NYC skyline and Statue of Liberty) imsobadatnicknames2 Thought this was based as fuck for like 1.5 second until I realized it was meant in the sense of "two planes wasn't enough to stop big boy america is that all you got?" and not in the sense of "the U.S.A. deserves a million more 9/11s"
September 11, 2025 at 10:36 PM
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talesfromthecryp Found footage movies that get turned into a series of found footage movies are always so funny. We keep buying cameras and the guys keep getting eaten by ghosts and I said well its seems like you're just feeding journalists to the monsters and then my producer started crying
September 11, 2025 at 10:34 PM
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admittedly I saw this on IG but y’all know where it’s from
anonymous asked: wasnt jkr the guy who got assassinated by the president? why is he bad? creepymutelilbugger i. ive been thinking about how to reply to this for like ten minutes. i can't even add anything. it's already perfect.
September 11, 2025 at 10:29 PM
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Senator Raphael Warnock (D-GA): "For the first time, we are seeing deaths from children from measles. We haven't seen that in two decades. We're seeing that under your watch. You are a hazard to the health of the American people." RFK Jr.: "Can I respond?" Warnock: "No...l think that you ought to resign."
September 4, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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dog very cute and I love him.
a lil gray one eyed dog makes a very derpy face while staring at me
September 4, 2025 at 12:51 PM
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lmao his Wikipedia
screenshot of part of Jensen Karp’s Wikipedia in which you can see three of the categories: In popular culture, Cinnamon Toast Crunch incident, Bibliography
September 3, 2025 at 7:31 PM
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best role tbh
Peter Boyle in the X-Files episode Clyde Bruckman’s Final Repose. He’s in the car with Mulder and Scully and he’s saying “you know there are worse ways to go but I can’t think of a more undignified one than auto erotic asphyxiation.” I’m quoting that from memory, I did not have to google it.
August 30, 2025 at 2:28 PM
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good god there have to be 500 better ways to say “the left has abandoned disabled people.” that part is true but like, COME ON!!!!

also fascists were nice to a white lady, here’s my shocked face 😐
@TaylorLorenz It's crazy how NYC DSA members are more fascist than many actual Nazis at this point towards disabled ppl. At an event for Trump's inauguration w literal Nazis in attendance I was masked, multiple ppl there put on masks, asked if my health was ok, one told me abt his sick grandma @TaylorLorenz Nazis are fascists but ironically IRL can be very welcoming & accommodating, hence they are able to effectively radicalize ppl. They show more empathy IRL in spaces they're recruiting in than these DSA ppl ever have. It's abhorrent, and another reason the "left" has zero power. 22:48 • 17 Aug 25
August 19, 2025 at 12:59 PM
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first of all I think this is a lie. but also these “the torment nexus is good because disabled people NEED IT!” takes refuse to consider folks with disabilities as entire-ass humans with morals, agency, and care for others and the world around them.
Kendra/Tomoko/ @dalickerofsalt.bsky….. most disabled ppl im friends with or watch, including artists, agree that basing art off of effort is ableist and that most anti ai art sentiments are ableism August 18, 2025 at 7:09 AM
August 18, 2025 at 6:07 PM