@pato28.bsky.social
Everyone woke up and forgot how to drive basically
December 20, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Everyone woke up and forgot how to drive basically
Banter is the best way to flirt. It’s written in stone
December 18, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Banter is the best way to flirt. It’s written in stone
Cafecito con pan
December 11, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Cafecito con pan
Yes I love
money
drinking
smoking
shopping
complaining.
I’m young n turnt
money
drinking
smoking
shopping
complaining.
I’m young n turnt
December 10, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Yes I love
money
drinking
smoking
shopping
complaining.
I’m young n turnt
money
drinking
smoking
shopping
complaining.
I’m young n turnt
I lowkey always be rooting for the evil ass person cause wdym the hero blew up your house and your parents and siblings were inside. You were homeless and starved. You turn on the news and they praising hero bro. Yall would HATE me
December 10, 2025 at 11:12 PM
I lowkey always be rooting for the evil ass person cause wdym the hero blew up your house and your parents and siblings were inside. You were homeless and starved. You turn on the news and they praising hero bro. Yall would HATE me
My first reaction to being told someone is pregnant is always get an abortion.
December 10, 2025 at 11:07 PM
My first reaction to being told someone is pregnant is always get an abortion.
Learning not to sugarcoat anything for other people’s mental is awesome actually like I can finally talk without thinking
December 10, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Learning not to sugarcoat anything for other people’s mental is awesome actually like I can finally talk without thinking
Taking a nap is like flipping a coin. It’s either the best nap and you wake up energized as hell or it’s the worst nap you wake up still sleepy and now mad at the world
December 10, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Taking a nap is like flipping a coin. It’s either the best nap and you wake up energized as hell or it’s the worst nap you wake up still sleepy and now mad at the world
Next year is definitely my year! (That’s what I said last year)
December 10, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Next year is definitely my year! (That’s what I said last year)
If we just lock tf in I think we can overthrow everything
December 9, 2025 at 9:32 PM
If we just lock tf in I think we can overthrow everything
If one more person looks at me wrong again I’ll happily show them what these hands can do
December 9, 2025 at 2:31 PM
If one more person looks at me wrong again I’ll happily show them what these hands can do
Canes box combo with Lemonade.
December 9, 2025 at 7:29 AM
Canes box combo with Lemonade.
Reposted
swallowing my mean comments gives me acid reflux
December 9, 2025 at 2:10 AM
swallowing my mean comments gives me acid reflux
LA boy till the end.
December 9, 2025 at 1:22 AM
LA boy till the end.
What if…BUT WHAT IF
December 9, 2025 at 12:55 AM
What if…BUT WHAT IF
Today is the kinda day that puts you in a psych ward.
December 9, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Today is the kinda day that puts you in a psych ward.
bottomless mimosas with a cig is calling my name
November 8, 2025 at 4:13 PM
bottomless mimosas with a cig is calling my name
I just need to hear her call me daddy one more time
November 4, 2025 at 2:35 PM
I just need to hear her call me daddy one more time
Tucker kraft the most underrated TE in the league
November 2, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Tucker kraft the most underrated TE in the league
My hand around your throat
November 2, 2025 at 3:01 AM
My hand around your throat
Coming home from a 16 hour shift sweaty, dirty and starvin but the paycheck hittingggggg
October 28, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Coming home from a 16 hour shift sweaty, dirty and starvin but the paycheck hittingggggg
Love me some soft spoken women like yeah baby anything you need
October 28, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Love me some soft spoken women like yeah baby anything you need