Patius
@patius.bsky.social
Dog dad. Practicing attorney who does law things, but the boring not cool kind. Opinions are mine and not those of my dogs. Unless it's strongly worded opinions about how dogs should have infinity canned dog food for dinner.
Happy Gotcha Day, you insane linguini.
June 23, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Happy Gotcha Day, you insane linguini.
Ever get the feeling you're being watched?
May 28, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Ever get the feeling you're being watched?
Why are humans so cruel to dogs?
May 15, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Why are humans so cruel to dogs?
Being in the system has made her hard.
May 13, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Being in the system has made her hard.
"Why yes, Mr. Squirrel, that's a wonderful question. Perhaps if you came down to talk to me we could discuss it further?"
May 11, 2025 at 5:13 PM
"Why yes, Mr. Squirrel, that's a wonderful question. Perhaps if you came down to talk to me we could discuss it further?"
Night of the living greyhound?
May 11, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Night of the living greyhound?
They say you aren't supposed to share your crimes on the Internet.
Well, too bad.
Well, too bad.
May 10, 2025 at 11:02 PM
They say you aren't supposed to share your crimes on the Internet.
Well, too bad.
Well, too bad.
It's bath day. Someone doesn't appreciate cleanliness.
October 20, 2024 at 11:27 PM
It's bath day. Someone doesn't appreciate cleanliness.
And now back to regularly scheduled depo dog photography:
September 26, 2024 at 9:00 PM
And now back to regularly scheduled depo dog photography:
Must be nice to be a dog.
September 20, 2024 at 4:55 PM
Must be nice to be a dog.
The joys of owning a stubborn dog.
September 17, 2024 at 12:09 AM
The joys of owning a stubborn dog.
"Find another bed, human."
September 16, 2024 at 6:45 PM
"Find another bed, human."
"Have you or a loved one suffered from chronic ear loss? That's Ruff. We can help."
September 14, 2024 at 2:35 AM
"Have you or a loved one suffered from chronic ear loss? That's Ruff. We can help."