Pat Gessner
@patgessnerontheair.bsky.social
DJ. AV Technician. Retired Bear Wrestler. Paid for talking and being obsessed with Metal and Wrestling.
Aliases include Spicy McHaggis, Dr. Thunderballs MD, and Big McLargeHuge
Aliases include Spicy McHaggis, Dr. Thunderballs MD, and Big McLargeHuge
December 22, 2025 at 2:23 PM
November 14, 2025 at 10:24 PM
New life goal achieved
September 4, 2025 at 1:53 PM
New life goal achieved
Backstage story overload: About 10 or 12 years ago, i started working at Westbury Music Fair on long island backstage. Moving crates, setting up dressing rooms, pretty much every non-union job in the house. Every year one of the highlights was when TNA Wrestling would come through. 1/9
July 26, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Backstage story overload: About 10 or 12 years ago, i started working at Westbury Music Fair on long island backstage. Moving crates, setting up dressing rooms, pretty much every non-union job in the house. Every year one of the highlights was when TNA Wrestling would come through. 1/9
I was gonna stop watching wrestling, give or take December of 2010, i got tickets with some friends to see @ringofhonor.bsky.social Final Battle in NYC. First match on the card, first ROH match i ever saw live? Future Shock vs ANX. First time seeing Adam Cole or Kyle O Reilly. I was a fan again.
July 12, 2025 at 8:37 PM
I was gonna stop watching wrestling, give or take December of 2010, i got tickets with some friends to see @ringofhonor.bsky.social Final Battle in NYC. First match on the card, first ROH match i ever saw live? Future Shock vs ANX. First time seeing Adam Cole or Kyle O Reilly. I was a fan again.
See now THIS is a world ending apocalyptic scenario i can get behind. Human Race vs an army of Ozzy Osbourne Abominations
OZZY OSBOURNE's DNA Sample Can Be Yours For $450: 'Clone Me, You Bastards'
OZZY OSBOURNE's DNA Sample Can Be Yours For $450: 'Clone Me, You Bastards'
For the first time ever, a brand is selling the DNA of one of its celebrity ambassadors for future cloning. Introducing Infinite Ozzy from Liquid Death — ultra-limited empty cans of Liquid Death Iced ...
blabbermouth.net
June 17, 2025 at 4:47 PM
See now THIS is a world ending apocalyptic scenario i can get behind. Human Race vs an army of Ozzy Osbourne Abominations
Really looking forward to Harry Potter and the Three Child Actors who are Bullied By Strangers Online So Badly They Develop a Drinking Problem: Part 2
May 27, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Really looking forward to Harry Potter and the Three Child Actors who are Bullied By Strangers Online So Badly They Develop a Drinking Problem: Part 2
Anytime a character writes a message using a spell (Animal Messenger, Sending, etc.), It is read out in a southern accent, like a Ken Burns civil war documentary. Regardless of character, species, or language, it always comes out with the tone of "MY DEAREST HANNAH..."
What are some of your favorite pieces of flavor text of all time? Could be any reason - funny, meaningful, worldbuilding, or otherwise! Let me know 😄
#wotcstaff
#wotcstaff
May 15, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Anytime a character writes a message using a spell (Animal Messenger, Sending, etc.), It is read out in a southern accent, like a Ken Burns civil war documentary. Regardless of character, species, or language, it always comes out with the tone of "MY DEAREST HANNAH..."
Everyone who trolled the videos of the perforMance with “LOL, Look at all those empty seats” go take a lap
Beyoncé’s ‘COWBOY CARTER’ tour earned $55.7 million in its first five sold-out shows in Los Angeles.
It marks the biggest reported single-venue engagement of 2025.
It marks the biggest reported single-venue engagement of 2025.
May 13, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Everyone who trolled the videos of the perforMance with “LOL, Look at all those empty seats” go take a lap
1 - Jeff Hardy
2 - @speedballbailey.bsky.social
3 - Bryan Danielson
4 - Eddie Guerrero
5 - Bray Wyatt
6 - Brodie Lee Jr.
7 - "Colossal" Mike Law
2 - @speedballbailey.bsky.social
3 - Bryan Danielson
4 - Eddie Guerrero
5 - Bray Wyatt
6 - Brodie Lee Jr.
7 - "Colossal" Mike Law
May 1, 2025 at 5:31 PM
1 - Jeff Hardy
2 - @speedballbailey.bsky.social
3 - Bryan Danielson
4 - Eddie Guerrero
5 - Bray Wyatt
6 - Brodie Lee Jr.
7 - "Colossal" Mike Law
2 - @speedballbailey.bsky.social
3 - Bryan Danielson
4 - Eddie Guerrero
5 - Bray Wyatt
6 - Brodie Lee Jr.
7 - "Colossal" Mike Law
I have never related more to a fictional character than this
The Misadventure of a French Gentleman Without Pants at the Zandvoort Beach - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
May 1, 2025 at 2:47 PM
I have never related more to a fictional character than this
Reposted by Pat Gessner
Venue Collapses After Wall of Death Turns Out to Be Load-Bearing
thehardtimes.net/music/venue-...
thehardtimes.net/music/venue-...
Venue Collapses After Wall of Death Turns Out to Be Load-Bearing
Local music venue Reggie’s reportedly collapsed after a wall of death during an Avulsed concert turned out to be load-bearing.
thehardtimes.net
March 7, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Venue Collapses After Wall of Death Turns Out to Be Load-Bearing
thehardtimes.net/music/venue-...
thehardtimes.net/music/venue-...
(Me in 1995, playing the TMNT NES game, watching Michelangelo hit some dude with nunchucks):
"Hehe, Awesome."
(Me in 2025, playing Call of Duty Black Ops, watching Michelangelo hit some dude with nunchucks):
"Hehe, Awesome."
"Hehe, Awesome."
(Me in 2025, playing Call of Duty Black Ops, watching Michelangelo hit some dude with nunchucks):
"Hehe, Awesome."
March 3, 2025 at 6:21 PM
(Me in 1995, playing the TMNT NES game, watching Michelangelo hit some dude with nunchucks):
"Hehe, Awesome."
(Me in 2025, playing Call of Duty Black Ops, watching Michelangelo hit some dude with nunchucks):
"Hehe, Awesome."
"Hehe, Awesome."
(Me in 2025, playing Call of Duty Black Ops, watching Michelangelo hit some dude with nunchucks):
"Hehe, Awesome."
Reposted by Pat Gessner
Nazi punks fuck off for sure but I'd love for nazis who like other types of music and ones who don't like music at all to also fuck off
February 21, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Nazi punks fuck off for sure but I'd love for nazis who like other types of music and ones who don't like music at all to also fuck off
Song of the Day: Night Flight Orchestra "Paloma"
Have always loved #NightFlightOrchestra and the last album #GiveUsTheMoon is so unbelievably catchy. This is my favorite track off of the new release, and i'm glad they're pushing it as a single.
Thanks, @nuclearblast.bsky.social !
Have always loved #NightFlightOrchestra and the last album #GiveUsTheMoon is so unbelievably catchy. This is my favorite track off of the new release, and i'm glad they're pushing it as a single.
Thanks, @nuclearblast.bsky.social !
THE NIGHT FLIGHT ORCHESTRA - Paloma (Official Video) | Napalm Records
YouTube video by Napalm Records
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February 14, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Song of the Day: Night Flight Orchestra "Paloma"
Have always loved #NightFlightOrchestra and the last album #GiveUsTheMoon is so unbelievably catchy. This is my favorite track off of the new release, and i'm glad they're pushing it as a single.
Thanks, @nuclearblast.bsky.social !
Have always loved #NightFlightOrchestra and the last album #GiveUsTheMoon is so unbelievably catchy. This is my favorite track off of the new release, and i'm glad they're pushing it as a single.
Thanks, @nuclearblast.bsky.social !
“Rock is Dead” is a comment said by people who are waiting for songs from bands they listened to 20 years ago to have a song on the top 40 again. We won’t get Metallica charting again, but they still will continue to sell out stadiums.
Lots of good stuff out there, try listening to new bands.
Lots of good stuff out there, try listening to new bands.
February 13, 2025 at 12:44 PM
“Rock is Dead” is a comment said by people who are waiting for songs from bands they listened to 20 years ago to have a song on the top 40 again. We won’t get Metallica charting again, but they still will continue to sell out stadiums.
Lots of good stuff out there, try listening to new bands.
Lots of good stuff out there, try listening to new bands.
Have them come out to Clutch's "A Quick Death In Texas" and you've got a license to print money right there
AEW stable idea:
Hangman
Bandido
Bounty Hunter Bryan Keith
Mark Davis as The Bushranger (they were Australian cowboys for y'all who don't know)
And The Last Outlaw Jeff Jarrett
Call that shit The Regulators and give them every belt.
Hangman
Bandido
Bounty Hunter Bryan Keith
Mark Davis as The Bushranger (they were Australian cowboys for y'all who don't know)
And The Last Outlaw Jeff Jarrett
Call that shit The Regulators and give them every belt.
February 11, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Have them come out to Clutch's "A Quick Death In Texas" and you've got a license to print money right there
Recipes are so specific with ingredients, it’s sort of crazy that some things are normal. Like… all basic spices. Someone had to pick that, grind it up and hopefully not die when you put it on cooked meat.
Shoutout to the heroes that poisoned themselves and their families looking for Thyme.
Shoutout to the heroes that poisoned themselves and their families looking for Thyme.
February 11, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Recipes are so specific with ingredients, it’s sort of crazy that some things are normal. Like… all basic spices. Someone had to pick that, grind it up and hopefully not die when you put it on cooked meat.
Shoutout to the heroes that poisoned themselves and their families looking for Thyme.
Shoutout to the heroes that poisoned themselves and their families looking for Thyme.
I’m taking the temperature of this place and making the conscious decision not to rage or vent on here. Instead i’m gonna do what i actually wanted to do with the old site in the first place: like and repost wrestling clips and talk about bbq recipes and metal albums and horror movies.
February 11, 2025 at 3:11 AM
I’m taking the temperature of this place and making the conscious decision not to rage or vent on here. Instead i’m gonna do what i actually wanted to do with the old site in the first place: like and repost wrestling clips and talk about bbq recipes and metal albums and horror movies.
Kind of funny how i saw two of those snoop dogg “End Hate” commercials right before i watched Kendrick tell Drake he hates him in the loudest way possible.
February 10, 2025 at 5:36 AM
Kind of funny how i saw two of those snoop dogg “End Hate” commercials right before i watched Kendrick tell Drake he hates him in the loudest way possible.
Hey, screw you. My BBQ Truck will be dope. You'll see.
January 17, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Hey, screw you. My BBQ Truck will be dope. You'll see.