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Patented Phil
@patentedphil.bsky.social
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the opposite of a "social media influencer" • aka carnageasada • doing ui/ux stuff at bungie • illustrations are here • no ai learning / unauthorized use / unauthorized reproduction please

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Some sketches from my sketchbook. I promise I’m not completely insane.
#sketchbook #ink
November 21, 2025 at 4:44 AM
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Wailing Peabeetles
// Out of Context Children’s Book Pages
#CCPeacock #colour_collective #color_collective
#kidlitart #art #illustration #artsky #processvideo #procreate
November 21, 2025 at 1:50 AM
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Wailing Peabeetles
// Out of Context Children’s Book Pages
#CCPeacock #colour_collective #color_collective
#kidlitart #art #illustration #artsky
Wailing Peabeetles Noddlergrass, New Zealand Wailing Peabeetles were often found loudly vocalizing along the banks of the Alderhat River. They could be heard for miles complaining about local politics or exchanging successful recipes they had found online.
November 21, 2025 at 1:50 AM
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November 12, 2025 at 6:03 AM
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Your Mom
#yourmom #comic #art #illustration #artsky #processvideo
November 12, 2025 at 5:33 AM
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Your Mom
#yourmom #comic #art #illustration #artsky
Patient: Well, Doc, how bad is it? Doctor: It's not good, Dalfetti. You have an advanced case of Materua Iocus... Patient: YOUR MOM has a case of Materua Iocus! Doctor: *groan* ... which explains your inability to control YOUR MOM jokes.
November 12, 2025 at 5:33 AM
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November 12, 2025 at 5:28 AM
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Spobbles’ Gift
#comic #art #illustration #artsky #processvideo #procreate
November 6, 2025 at 4:44 AM
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Spobbles’ Gift
#comic #art #illustration #artsky
Spobbles’ Gift Person using their mobile device walks their pet, Spobbles, down the street. They share a message: "Spobbles left me a 'gift' in my shoe this morning. LOL" to social media. Spobbles thinks: "Can't even stop looking at their device for a few minutes to walk me..." "... I'm totally going to shit in their shoe again tomorrow."
November 6, 2025 at 4:44 AM
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Nacho Wax Ponds State Park
// Out of Context Children’s Book Pages
#CCPickleGreen #colour_collective #color_collective
#kidlitart #art #illustration #artsky #processvideo
October 29, 2025 at 4:32 AM
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Nacho Wax Ponds State Park
// Out of Context Children’s Book Pages
#CCPickleGreen #colour_collective #color_collective
#kidlitart #art #illustration #artsky
Nacho Wax Ponds State Park // Out of Context Children’s Book Pages Guladen’s favorite meditation spot had become too popular after that influencer, Trald, posted selfies of their visit to Nacho Wax Ponds State Park.
October 29, 2025 at 4:32 AM
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Sketching & World Series Extra Baseball
#art #illustration #artsky #sketch
October 28, 2025 at 5:31 AM
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Chef-Inspired Recipes
#comic #art #illustration #artsky #processvideo
October 25, 2025 at 4:19 AM
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Chef-Inspired Recipes
#comic #art #illustration #artsky
Chef-Inspired Recipes A blue creature pets their green pet, Noodles, and says to them: The internet told me about these new "chef-inspired" meals from Beastly Feasts. Would you like those, Noodles? (Noodles perks up) Guy Fieri presents Trashcan Chunk Nachos with Liver Donkey Sauce... ... and from Bobby Flay - Calabrian Chili-Infused Turkey and Giblet Crispy Rice. (Noodles is not impressed)
October 25, 2025 at 4:19 AM
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Inktober 2025: Ragged
#inktober #inktober2025 #ragged #jeans #sketch #art #illustration #artsky
Weird insect creatures emerge from ragged holes in a pair of jeans.
October 17, 2025 at 5:20 AM
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Inktober 2025: Drink
#inktober #inktober2025 #drink #sketch #art #illustration #artsky
Goldfish drinks a pint of beer from a straw leading from their goldfish bowl to the beer glass.
October 15, 2025 at 3:42 AM
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Inktober 2025: Shredded
#inktober #inktober2025 #shredded #sketch #art #illustration #artsky
An evil cheese grater monster chases a crowd of frightened cheese pieces
October 13, 2025 at 4:13 AM
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Illustration is Hard Work
#comic #art #illustration #artsky #processvideo #procreate
October 12, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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Illustration is Hard Work
#comic #art #illustration #artsky
Illustration is Hard Work Being an Illustrator is the hardest job on the entire planet. You have to make so many difficult decisions. For instance… How do you depict a light bulb when they have a GOOD IDEA? Or a skull shopping for POISON at Costco? How do you design an icon that communicates SAVE to a floppy disk? Or an icon that represents SEARCH to a magnifying glass? Now that I think about it, being an Illustrator isn’t very hard at all. Firefighters exist. Forget I said anything.
October 12, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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Octopus Memory
#octopus #messageinabottle #memory #comic #art #illustration #artsky #processvideo
October 5, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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Octopus Memory
#octopus #messageinabottle #memory #comic #art #illustration #artsky
Octopus Memory An octopus reads the following message from a bottle: Good to hear back from you again. Can you believe it? I’m an octopus as well! What are the odds that our messages would find each other across this great sea. Can I ask what you look like? I’ll go first. I’m a mint green Pacfic Swaddlerhead with yellowish spots. I live on a sandy beach littered with shells and kelp by the… The octopus realizes something… It was at that moment, Murble realized their octopus memory only lasted a few days and they had been writing to themself for several months.
October 5, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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This Is Not My Beautiful Stout
// Beer Can Design
#stout #beer #beercanart #craftbeer #art #illustration #artsky #processvideo
October 1, 2025 at 5:27 AM
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This Is Not My Beautiful Stout
// Beer Can Design
#stout #beer #beercanart #craftbeer #art #illustration #artsky
A series of glasses of stout dressed up as David Byrne in his big suit outfit and the tuxedo outfit from the video "Once in a Lifetime" in the background. This image displays the illustration on a beer can. A series of glasses of stout dressed up as David Byrne in his big suit outfit and the tuxedo outfit from the video "Once in a Lifetime" in the background. This is the full illustration.
October 1, 2025 at 5:27 AM
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A Hungry Power Strip
#comic #art #illustration #artsky #powerstrip #poweroutlet #processvideo #procreateforipad
September 27, 2025 at 1:07 AM
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A Hungry Power Strip
#comic #art #illustration #artsky #powerstrip #poweroutlet
A Hungry Power Strip The top three pronged power outlet speaks into their phone: Yeah.. I’d like three burritos - two medium, one spicy - two orders of tamales, four tacos, and some chips and salsa for delivery. Right.. Extra salsa, please. $37.71? That’s great. See you soon.. Thanks! Ends call The topower outlet says to a power strip attached to the bottom power outlet: You know.. our dinner orders have gone up significantly since you decided to add a power strip.
September 27, 2025 at 1:07 AM