Patch O’Black
patchoblack.bsky.social
Patch O’Black
@patchoblack.bsky.social
Local Jellicle cat. Here, have a marshmellow!
“May” have a hangover? And the Pope “may” be catholic?
December 9, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Have you seen his pub tab? It could bankrupt a small country! He says he shouldn’t be responsible for it, he was drunk at the time…
December 9, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Now, this would never happen with a cat!….We wouldn’t even consider saving the world over free food… 😺
December 9, 2025 at 4:57 PM
He is just showing you how dry his tongue is, and how urgently he needs to be taken to the pub!
December 9, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Business cat is real!
December 9, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Of course, this is usually fixed with a quick trip to the local pub…
December 4, 2025 at 4:49 PM
I’ve heard those excuses before: “boys will be boys!”, “It’s just part of life.”, “Just ignore it.”, “You need to grow a thicker skin.” All lies, of course.
December 4, 2025 at 4:44 PM
I am appalled by the suggestion you would use novelty flag guns!

Obviously, the weapon of choice is boomerang fish!
December 3, 2025 at 7:09 PM
I would have thought he would use them to make some sort of alcoholic beverage…
December 3, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Designed hitter, meet determined hater?
December 2, 2025 at 4:52 PM
I was thinking of that exact same scene, too! Amazing!
December 1, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Not me! I’m a cat, and so the whole “good/bad” thing is very subjective…😺
December 1, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Would those words be “Good morning”?
November 30, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Lens cap…
November 29, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Isn’t to destroy, I meant…
November 29, 2025 at 1:20 AM
His quest is to destroy all life. That’s just a by-product that he doesn’t care about. Doesn’t make it any better, just being accurate…
November 29, 2025 at 1:19 AM
The face and sound of MegloMart!
November 26, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Only restart Doemain if that is what you would like to do. I liked it, but it should only be done if you would enjoy it.

I do agree about the hats…
November 26, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Your font is look very nice today…is this an acceptable compliment? 😺
November 20, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Glad you enjoyed your princess moment!
November 19, 2025 at 4:55 PM